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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Only Kanye would put a MJ impersonator in the background of a video for no discernible reason lmao

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Pancakes and coffee at 230am, because who's gonna stop me

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Lmao, there's literally no bottom with these freaks (Clinton probably is guilty, tho. Throw him under the prison, too.)

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

It really is unfathomable how depraved and despicable this piece of shit is. Just an evil, dumpster bin of a person.

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

We've reached critical levels of clown car

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

My very reasoned response to someone asking me to work for them NYE

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Give Tiago the job permanently, I've seen enough. #RipCity

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

#IT:WelcometoDerry is really fuckin good

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Kristi Noem surveys war-ravaged Portland (Nah, this is too fuckin funny)

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

If someone prefaces a statement with "on my momma", they're about to tell you the most egregious falsehoods ever told

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

This bitch is plotting everyone's demise

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Craziest part of being alive in 2025 is, shit is so terrible, actual UFO footage is greeted with shrugs

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

No greater feelin than waking up with no work or obligations for multiple days

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Finding out the billionaire who just bought the Trail Blazers is also a Trump donor isn't surprising, but it sure is depressing.

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Saw this last night, and it delivers everything I needed. After this and "Thunderbolts", I'm cautiously optimistic that Marvel has course corrected.

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Do you know how fed up you gotta be to mow the lawn in the rain? And this 🥷🏾 is out here with an ELECTRIC mower and still can't get no peace

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

The Blazers proved anything is possible after an ugly breakup, so last night I called an ex-gf to check the temperature

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

This is the craziest turn of events, absolutely wild

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

10/10 Classic, front to back. In my Top 10 all time.

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Good ass Superman movie and a solid Justin Bieber album on the same weekend; white boy summer might've been extended by 2 months

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Edi Gathegi/Mr.Terrific fan club line starts here

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

If you've been cheated on, how'd you find out? Me? I was emptying trash from my car after a nighshift and found Budweiser cans in the trash bin. I only noted this because A) why they ain't in the recycling and B) I DONT DRINK BUDWEISER. 4 yrs later, I can laugh about it, cuz cheaters are dumb af

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