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Salnax

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If you come across me, I'll probably be talking about old video games or bad memes.

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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you watch through all four movies, a secret fifth movie is unlocked.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Key thing about being "forgotten" is that people had to know it existed in the first place. And the KGJ series got good reviews and sold millions before being lost to time. 2/2
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This might be cheating, but I think the Ken Griffey Jr series is one of Nintendo's most forgotten series that had more than one or two games total. 1/2
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The "joke" in these drawings is typically that Stan Kelly (who we're pretending has been drawing these things for decades) is a pretty pathetic character who lives vicariously through his drawings. In this case, imagine an aging conservative cartoonist feeling manly because he used a leafblower.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In all seriousness, I don't know why AI companies are so eager to convince us that they are using slave labor.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Henry Hatsworth makes you juggle between sidescrolling action and block puzzles. Elite Beat Agents is a great Rhythm game. Advance Wars DS is not really obscure, but I will use any excuse to bring it up.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A majority of games in general are bad in some way.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably Ocarina of Time or something, but Pokemon Snap is the game I kept an N64 hooked up into the 2010's for.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course, we'd need an in depth character creator that is mostly irrelevant once the game begins, for roleplaying purposes.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first devs to make a good non-ironic dating sim aimed at Western audiences are going to make so much money.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The problem with Kingdom Hearts is that the "heart" of the series seems to be the original stuff; the Disney references often feel like filler.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn't Palestine only become independent in 1988?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess the Pokemon Company could use another $80 million.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hope you have fun.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm picturing a sci-fi version of Desert Bus, where you fly her ship from mission to mission over the course of literal days.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bear in mind that this is only the trilogy collection, not any of the original individual releases.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After an hour or two, yes.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Source regarding the 5 million?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Slowpoke (Pokemon) Has the ability "Oblivious," which prevents the user from becoming infatuated, along with "Own Tempo," which prevents confusion. As for actually being able to bring the One Ring anywhere, that's a different story.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As someone who lived in NYC at the time, my childhood 9/11-related memories don't really include much feelings of political unity. People mostly seemed upset and confused, and people were skeptical about declaring war on such a vague threat.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That awful moment when you realize the 3DS version of Ocarina of Time was closer to the original than the current day.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For Zelda: Oceans of OoT Remake info, Movie details, teaser for next 3D mainline, and Twilight Princess on NSO.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is not to say the Mercator projection hasn't been used in bad faith at any point these past 400+ years, just that it was designed for a specific purpose.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whenever you turn a 3D globe into a 2D projection, something has to be sacrificed, be it size, shape, or orientation. And by 1500's standards, Mercator did a good job preserving those features for Europe and the Atlantic Ocean, the places the target audience cared about.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People were still using the Mercator projection?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your name, address, and social security number?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saw Coyote vs Acme. It was pretty good, but there were only a few other people in the theater. Is that the norm for theaters nowadays?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Coyote vs Acme has me actually planning on going to a movie theater for the first time this decade.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is this a roundabout way of asking for R63 art? Because all you have to do is ask.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Replaying Kingdom Hearts for the first time in years. Does anybody know why the hell the devs decided to include lackluster Star Fox levels between worlds?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I first saw "next-gen blackboards" as an American student in the 00's.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No Fantastic Four movies in a Dr Doom movie watchlist?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I haven't seen the movie, but from this post, I now know that it features Peter Parker living a lonely life, separated from his loved ones by cruel writers.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Imagine a world where Nintendo didn't spend half the 90's making games for semi-cancelled hardware.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Waddle Day. #WaddleDee
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kind of? I usually heard it suggested occasionally as a bit of dark humor, but there was the occasional person who thought it was plausible.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You can tell it's a dream because there are what appears to be well-maintained sidewalks in a suburb.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/matp...
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Must've been homeschooled.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't know about that.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Good for them! Glad to see that Marvel can still put out a film that people like.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"I took multiple 9 mm bullets to the head a while back. I can hardly remember what I had for breakfast."
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So there's this guy named Mario, and he eats mushrooms and stomps on mushrooms to save mushrooms, including Princess Toadstool.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Because Frank Miller was drawing Batman zoomed in for that panel.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
IGN used to have a bunch of smaller categories that they used as tiebreakers and such, but have not been carried over to the modern version of their site. In C64's case, I'm guessing they wanted to convey that the game was halfway between games rated 1 and 1.5 (both existed on IGN in 2000).
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
These were the guys who fired Brad's Wife, right?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I only watched season 1 of Korra, what did she do to earn so much hate afterwards?
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"This movie is old, nearly three years old infact, so go easy on it : )"
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't mean in the movie, I mean in the millennia-old epic.
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Salnax @salnax.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There is a scene in The Odyssey where Odysseus tells a cyclops that his name is Nobody, so that when he complains "Nobody Hurt Me," his friends roll their eyes and go on with their day. That is proto-MCU tier humor.
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