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Salamandrine Fires

@sallyfires.bsky.social
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Fighting for #BlueGeorgia She/her “Steel chambers, late the pyres Of her salamandrine fires, Cold currents thrid, and turn to rhythmic tidal lyres.” —Thomas Hardy, “The Convergence of the Twain”

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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who knew that if you treat people with respect and as if they have value, they will do so with others?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So we’re supposed to eat butter for dinner?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, George Washington did waste all that jet fuel at the Revolutionary War airports!
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By 97! 😂
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then the cat starts purring and all is right with the world (and bed).
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doesn’t OpenAI have to change its name to OpenSI?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hubris of thinking that Smith would lie about being at the game (if it was true) for no good reason. He really believed Smith is stupid. 😂
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, arenas are the best place to have secret meetings!
Cheating couple caught in kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. Still photo of the man embracing the woman from behind, both so happy.
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Freysworn Tea @lftea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life really just is figuring out how to cook beef, chicken, and pork a different way each night, isn't it?..
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And no one will see you there so it’s totally private!
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who thinks they can outsmart JS under questioning is already showing they aren’t smart enough.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can we be pleasantly surprised?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pup ate someone’s philosophy homework…
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which means someone just explained this to him yesterday (but not the distinction, apparently).
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Foreign” sounding name + no passport = a closer look at that person (unjustified). Jim Bob White is safe, passport or not.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make him do the field goal kick instead of a student.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe depends on the market. I get networks out of Albany/Valdosta. South Georgians might be more opinionated about men at the salon. 😂
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I live in GA and this ad runs constantly!
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Call in sick and spend the day doing all my favorite things without the constant feeling of impending dread that ruins everything. Also, drink ALL the champagne.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like snipers need a dedicated space to snipe. Pretty sure they know how to adapt to wherever they’re needed. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next he’ll have Lincoln sitting on weapons stockpiles at his memorial and then his head opens up so drones can fly out.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A&M clearly low-T…
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m not retiring early because I’m in bad health. I’m retiring because I’m in good health!
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
apple.news/AHitLJZwkS26...
apple.news
Senate Republicans weigh whether to keep investing in North Carolina and Georgia races — Semafor
With the majority on the line and the battleground map expanding, hard choices may be coming soon.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you need a cheat sheet to insult someone… 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*has
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Back to another “greatest hit” since he never had anything new.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“There will be no cracks, or defacement, EVER!” It’s going to crack within a couple of weeks, isn’t it?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get it trending #trumpscrotumlift
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somebody seriously ask him to explain to us how AI works. I mean, since our IQs are clearly lower than his…
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not really sure how someone else’s vote could get accidentally sprinkled over my mail the same way someone’s dead uncle could.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m surprised the orange mob boss didn’t threaten them to get them to say it was vandals.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Glass of tap water
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tonight’s game is Woke New England vs Woke Seattle though, so they may not be as committed as usual. 😂
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 09/09/2026
The question in Georgia's Republican circles is no longer only whether Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) will beat Rep. Mike Collins (R-GA) in November, it's how much damage Collins does to everyone else on the ballot, according to an analysis published by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
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GOP panics as Dem's 'no-mercy campaign' suddenly threatens 20 years of red state control
Georgia Republicans are on edge after a Democrat's Senate campaign has reshaped the state's political reality and threatened the House majority the party has held for more than 20 years.The question in Republican circles is no longer only whether Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) will beat Rep. Mike Collins (...
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why can’t he just use those magic powers now?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He’ll come out when he realizes there’s no McDonalds down there.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wonder if he’s read The Epic of Gilgamesh. Oh, read, never mind.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Like with Iran, he got his headline, turned it into a failure, got bored with his lack of progress, and now has no further interest in trying to improve it.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Then if the next Dem admin manages to some kind of a deal, Rs will blame them for it being weaker than Obama’s (conveniently leaving out the middle part of the plot).
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So the guys who failed at “negotiating” in Iran are now sent to try an even more difficult negotiation.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That one was definitely written by him and not Natalie. 😂
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Too soon? (😂)
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It seems like the ultimate religious hubris to believe God can do all things but also believe doctors and medicine aren’t those things.
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We’re back to this again?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bayonets?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do they assume bikes are for poor people who can’t afford cars? Then, somehow, those same people also benefit from DEI programs?
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Salamandrine Fires @sallyfires.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Redacted explanation: “blackmailing the president”
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