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Salem

@salembitchtrials.bsky.social
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live fast, eat ass, and most importantly smoke one big ass. i also make really shitty photo edits. non binary and autistic, so im the whole shebang, the double whammy account abandoned due to bluesky's osa compliance. i HAVE NOT accepted their new terms.

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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everyone wins, except for our enemies of course
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i mean, a polycule would genuinely make a really good e sports team. have you seen the sacred band of thebes? same logic. if everyone is fucking everyone, theyll be better at the game or something
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fall weather be like
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
nah, now you have to continue the tadc franchise! you have to make the tadc comic, the tadc movie sequel, a prequel film, and atleast one mascot horror game based on tadc! i jest, have your rest. i hope gaslight district comes out sometime soon
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(3/3) the numbers are likely much worse than this. there are most likely fewer employees, and they are likely taking a higher percentage of the box office profits. which means more money for everyone. so... what gives? maybe the top people are taking a giant chunk of the money and leaving scraps?
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(2/3) their amount of employees is only listed as "100+" which likely means they have barely more than 100. but lets be generous and say they have 150 employees. this could be split among all of these hypothetical 150, and they would all be given $86,685. thats a pretty good payout for one movie.
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(1/3) tadc the last act just profited 32,507,245 dollars. production companies general make somewhere between 40-65% of the profit from the box office. lets they have a bit over 100 employees. lets be very stingy and say theyre making only 40%. this would mean glitch has made $13,002,898.
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i expected way better from you guys than collaborating with fortnite.. epic is genuinely just.. a bad company... gooseworx, the creator of this show is a TRANS WOMAN, and youre collabing with a company that supports jk rowling... im gonna have to unfollow for this bullshit.
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
yeah.... i expected much better from yall. this is genuinely just disappointing..
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
oh damn, its really that shrimple
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i love how their little hands just move around so much. to me it looks like theyre picking a bunch of stuff up
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
holy shimp
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
truth! i brought mine too lmao
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ah, well.. a wise straggot once said "it was a fair chance" lmao
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
yeah well, you're not the only one with divination powers or whatever. my crystal ball is telling me youre gay too
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i got out of the premiere of the amazing digital circus the last act like an hour ago! i was wearing a zooble cosplay i made and a few people compilmented me and all i wish i talked to more people while i was there LMAO
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the premiere was so good! we all appreciate you so much gooseworx! you're genuinely such a talented person and deserve 1 billion gajillion dollaroonis
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
holy shit how did you know?
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@gooseworx.bsky.social i know youve been trying to distance yourself somewhat from tadc, but i just wanted to say, i just got out of the movie and i appreciate you so much, and i appreciate what youve made. youre an incredibly talented person and i hope the best for you! i loved the movie!
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
just got out of the movie, REALITY IS GAYYY
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
making sure my bluesky account, fediverse and matrix are all ready for this "kids online safety act" bullshit. i surely hope bluesky doesnt crack under the pressure
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
well you see, its only actually legal if youre white. you should know these things.
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
like this is genuinely crazy pricing to the point i cant even buy it anymore. like seriously @glitchprod.com what is this?
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
last year i pre-ordered the gummigoo plush from glitch prod stores. the shipping cost was $5.45 for a $29.99 plush, which is an normal acceptable shipping cost. now im trying to pre-order the maid jax plush, and the shipping is $28.99!! thats insane
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
oh shit! i hadnt even realized you voiced him :o
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
thats what makes glitch so great, theyre a studio that really cares about their creators and the creative process. please never change glitch!
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
oh lord i hope not either, tends to come with the territory though
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
i was already hyped for this just cause of the trailer, now that i watched it and know the PLOT omg im so much more hyped!!!
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
and then they got married
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
ate an entire carton of goldfish, aka my meow mix
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God @thegodshow.com · 28/01/2025
Let Denmark cook.
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
you make tech videos... im sure your average audience member will be fine.
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 28/01/2025
Might have overdone it with the dick jokes in the next video. I worry that they'll be too long for most people to handle
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
mood except i went to the aquarium and now my head is full of goop and my throat hurts💯
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
my throat hurts so bad and im so fuckign sick please give me the horse treatment. take me to back yard and shoot me with a shotgun right in the head uhhh #illness teehee
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
man this sucks, all in one day my windows shat itself so i had to reset my pc, and as soon as i get it up and running again i see THIS? this is actually worse than 9/11
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
ringo starr is alive?
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
rip in piss tiktok #byebyeclockqapp #tiktok so sad... number one tragedy never foegoet ;(
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
OPEN TO RECEIVING A PARDON????
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
whore
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
their asses. thats where.
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
oh yeah also #overwatch #cowboybebop
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
HOW THEYVE MASSACRED MY POOR BOY
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
to all my ladies out there, if a man tries to speak to you at all today just send him this pic lmao
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
happy #internationalwomensday. i cant believe all women were born today, on march 8th, 2000. the year the world began
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
hope yall appreciate this
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
dark souls customization just looks like the average british citizen
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Salem @salembitchtrials.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
i just started season 4 of netflix's sex education and im like 16 minutes in. i dont wanna jump to conclusions but.. so far its really bad lmao
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