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Salari

@salari.bsky.social
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I stream every Wednesday and Friday at 2pm EDT on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/jsalari Watch & Subscribe: youtube.com/salari Support: www.patreon.com/Salari

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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd say that if someone unfamiliar with the British is unsure whether we're being sarcastic, assume that's the case until proven otherwise.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One British person: "Look at this weird thing I eat" American: "Look at this weird thing all British people eat!"
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those, and half a block of cream cheese and a couple tablespoons of butter
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made some cinnamon rolls. Covered in white gooey stuff, also made by me.
A bunch of fresh cinnamon rolls
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You should watch this, it's live now: twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Live on Twitch
Silent Hill: Townfall - Scotland Simulator | Streaming silent hill: townfall.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I, a weak-willed baby-man, am playing Silent Hill: Townfall for the first time, so come along and watch: twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Live on Twitch
Starting Silent Hill: Townfall - I guess Halloween started early 🎃 | Streaming silent hill: townfall.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I made some naan for the first time the other day, turned out quite nicely
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I baffled my wife earlier when I used the word "hosepipe" instead of "hose". Turns out that hosepipe is a British term, which I didn't know. After all these years of knowing each other, there are still cultural blind spots.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, watch my stream, I'm playing a Star War game thingy: www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Live on Twitch
⭕"Live long and prosper" - Baby Yoda | Streaming star wars zero company.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of the biggest misconceptions worshippers of the wealthy have is that their innate intellect and talent was the key to their success. In reality, most are mediocre. Their success comes down to luck and the privilege of being able to fail multiple times thanks to generational wealth.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's been a while, but I made a chocolate tart with a pâte sucrée crust.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to Dolly Parton. A bonafide legend, and by all accounts a wonderful human being. A true one of a kind, generation talent variety.com/2026/music/n...
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Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80
Dolly Parton, considered by many to be the all-time queen of country music, and star of movies such as '9 to 5,' has died at age 80.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Go here: twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Live on Twitch
⭕The World's Worst Stream™️ | Streaming just chatting.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I can only assume it's to prevent demons reaching through the drainpipe.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey chooms, it's stream time. Chatting for a bit, then trying out Tiny Bookshop twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Live on Twitch
⭕What fresh hell is this? | Streaming just chatting.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thank you!
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I made this model piano music box with working keys. I wish it played Debussy instead of Canon in D, but it's still lovely.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I made this model piano music box with working keys. I wish it played Debussy instead of Canon in D, but it's still lovely.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's stream time, gonna keep building that music box. See you there www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Live on Twitch
⭕Building a piano music box 🎹🎶 | Streaming just chatting.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
N.B. Oh, and these stores basically saved next to nothing income-wise by not hiring employees. It wasn't really about the stores themselves though, they served as a beta test to license the tech to store chains, which is at the core of the AI frenzy: remove humans from jobs en masse.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's an increasingly common trick tech companies are using to sell AI to investors: show off fancy tech, fake it, take the quickest, most expensive (and destructive) shortcuts to get it to market, then collect the winnings after the damage is done. It's the same with the AI bubble right now 2/2
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Remember those Amazon brick & mortar, cashier-less stores where you could just walk out, AI cameras would tally up your order and credit your account? That was largely fake. Most cams were just CCTV, & the feeds were seen in India by a staff of 1k, who basically guessed what was being bought 1/2
theguardian.com
So, Amazon’s ‘AI-powered’ cashier-free shops use a lot of … humans. Here’s why that shouldn’t surprise you | James Bridle
This is how these bosses get rich: by hiding underpaid, unrecognised human work behind the trappings of technology, says the writer and artist James Bridle
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey folks, it's gamer time: www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
⭕War Plans & Whispers - S14 Rapid Fire Rogue 🏹
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The stream is starting now! Join in and chill www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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🎹Building a Piano Music Box Model and chatting 🍵
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hey there, tomorrow I'll be starting a new model build on my stream. This time I'm making a piano music box, made almost entirely from wood, and without using any glue. Come along, hang out, chat, and listen to some good music with me, 2pm EDT: www.twitch.tv/jsalari ◀️ 💜
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Also, if you're interested in building this yourself (and I highly recommend you do) you can get it here: minialley.com/products/neo...
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Neon Ramen MiniAlley Cyberpunk DIY Book Nook Kit, Scale Model Kit, Jap
Step Into a Neon-Drenched Future—Right From Your Bookshelf A dimly lit alley. Neon signs flicker. The aroma of ramen fills the air as steam rises from a tiny noodle shop. A vending machine hums beside...
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thanks for checking this out everyone. While you're here, follow me on Twitch where I'll be building a model piano music box this week www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My wife and I put together this model of a cyberpunk themed alleyway with cool endless hallway effect. More pics in the replies below
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Breaking news: Sony will cease production of all PlayStation consoles in 2029. You will still be able to purchase game licenses and DLC via the PlayStation mobile app, but you won't be able to play them anywhere.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm going live now, so show up in your Sunday best www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
✨DROPS✨ Diablo 4 😈 - Season 14 begins!
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh, & don't forget having to wait up to 6 YEARS or more for a AAA studio to release ONE game that costs about a billion to make, & if that game underperforms they're effed Remember when Naughty Dog made games other than remakes before Sony forced them to do a doomed live service game? Good times...
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I hate to be a doomer about this stuff but the future of gaming is bleak. Physical media dying out, legendary studio closures, layoffs, mismanagement, & players have to pick up the bill for C-suite blunders, like bloating hardware costs thanks to AI integration Pathetic www.ign.com/articles/son...
ign.com
Sony Just Killed Discs: Physical Disc Production to End January 2028 for New Games Releasing on PlayStation Consoles in 'Watershed Moment for the Industry'
Sony has announced physical disc production ends in January 2028 for new games releasing on PlayStation consoles.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is the cello music box I've been building on stream. Fully functional and almost entirely made from wood. 🎻
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Camus and Curie, head to head, tail to tail.
Two cats sleeping in a mirrored pose with their heads and tails pressed together.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Camus and Curie, head to head, tail to tail.
Two cats sleeping in a mirrored pose with their heads and tails pressed together.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I posted this yesterday, but you could barely hear a thing, so here's a clip of Camus purring loudly to help you through the weekend 💜
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I posted this yesterday, but you could barely hear a thing, so here's a clip of Camus purring loudly to help you through the weekend 💜
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hey folks, it's been a little bit, but I'm doing a stream, and you're welcome to join in regardless of that thing you did last summer 🔪 twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
🔴I'm back, and still trying my best 💗
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Thank you, that's very sweet of you to say. Things have been quite hectic outside of the world of video creation, but I'm working on something. I've also been streaming regularly if you fancy stopping by 💜 twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Every time I see a clip or a GIF of The Nostalgia Critic, I feel a tinge of pride knowing that I've never enjoyed anything he's ever done - even when I was much younger, impressionable, and didn't know any better.
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a man with a beard and glasses is smiling while wearing a hat .
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is smiling while wearing a hat .
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It’s Laboratory Professionals Week! 🔬 To celebrate my wife’s work in cancer research, I’m doing a blind presentation made by her and my mod @fluffybunnyrowan.bsky.social. No rehearsal, no script, just chaos. Come watch a non-scientist struggle Live NOW! ▶️ twitch.tv/jsalari
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🔴Giving a blind presentation for Lab Pros Week, made by my wife and Rowan 🔬
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Watch my stream pwease twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
🔴Live, Laugh, LMAO, it's Wednesday 💖
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hello, pay attention to me for the next couple of hours please www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I finished listening to the audiobook of "Bullshit Jobs: A Theory" by the late David Graeber An exceptional book that explores a frequently ignored aspect of our lives: how in our pursuit to create jobs just so people can prove they belong in society, we abandoned the idea of meaningful work.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horrors persist, and so does my stupid stream www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
🔴Let's do some hardcore furniture arranging [High level gameplay]
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
You'd be a fool in April if you missed my stream www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Don't know about you, but I would rather watch a 3 hour video narrated by someone with a monotone voice than a 10 minute video with an "upspeak" vocal inflection, where everything they say sounds like a question.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
For real though, it's a pretty damn good function. You don't have to put a separate baking tray in there and fill it with water to make steam, and the fan in the oven circulates it around evenly. No heat dead spots, just great crusts.
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Salari @salari.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Where am I in life right now? Well, thank you for asking; yesterday I got really excited about using the steam bake function on our oven for the first time when making bread. So yeah, things are pretty wild.
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