Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 13hIt's disturbing that tonight YouTube suggested a video about a niche/obscure topic that I searched for on Google in a private window 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 14/10/2026omg, a political ad that wasn't about the Senate race tho, all it said was that you should vote Republican, without any reasons why that's worthwhile. just that they're not Democrats. 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 14/10/2026i feel more tired when I have over 7 hrs sleep than when I have just 6. 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 13/10/2026For the first time since it was supposedly released, the 13" tablet for $288 that I want is available to buy! Shock! Of course now the price is $388, probably because of that orange ass Either way I dont have the money until i get paid again, oh well 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I probably knew earlier, but being weird didn't coalesce in my head until late 1992/early 1993 when "Creep" by Radiohead showed up on the radio, I was 21 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 13/10/20262nd car issue (of now 6) is handled -- firmware update recall. Could lead to a fuel pump issue if it wasn't fixed. Best part, Ford sent a technician to me, I didn't have to sit in the garage waiting room for an hour for this one! 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Political advertising should be banned, it only serves the machine and doesn't help the people in any way Then maybe i wont get pissed off just from the existence of the ads and signs Good Gordon how I hate those fucking signs 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I laughed too hard at something that wasn't as funny as the laughing warranted, and then i forgot what i was laughing about which made me laugh morestatic.klipy.comNo Regrets Kim PossibleAlt: Kim Possible, a teenage secret agent, wearing a long sleeve black top with bare midriff and matching gloves with pirate cuffs, flips her long red hair eith one hand. Caption: I regret nothing. 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yes we do - there's Winter, which lasts from November to April, Mud Season, Construction Season, and Fall. 130
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I only went as far as a They shirt. But also I forgot (and I usually wear a They shirt 4 out of 7). 100
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yay i now have new tires Next anxiety, they said I should get my tie rods replaced. Didn't specify if it was inner or outer, but that they're rusty. So that's prob another $1K i gotta come up with 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I know I'm shouting I like to shout! #lyrics #TheBeat #TheEnglishBeat 000
Reposted by Yor-ICK!Mostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ford exploded. "You're a load of useless bloody loonies!" he shouted. 14512
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I *was* concerned about how this was gonna work out ... 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Anyway, assuming their supplier works Monday (holiday) the tires will supposedly arrive that morning, and I'll have it done then since I'm off. Otherwise they saod Tuesday, but I have to wait until Saturday, cos I already have appointments on Tue and Wed. 110
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Planned and scheduled to do tires today, at a chain shop, the only place carrying the type i want. Said shop not organized enough to get the tires in stock for the appointment. (they blamed the website, where i set the appointment, and y'know, fair. It's a shit website.) 100
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026how does "press and hold" prove you're "not a bot" ? what if you have arthritis? or don't use a mouse or finger to interact with a computer? how did this pass the ADA? 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The weird thing (to me) about forcing A.I. on folks, and the incredulity at the pushback, is that we all went thru this once before. With Clippy, the paperclip avatar attached to MS Word and other apps that tried so hard to do the work for you, and constantly fucked it upstatic.klipy.comClippyAlt: Clippy, the anthropomorphic (it has eyes and uses one end of the metal stick as a "hand") paperclip avatar from Microsoft applications circa 1997 to 2004 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Do you really want some stranger to sit on your baby? 000
Reposted by Yor-ICK!TMB(ot)G @tmbotg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A sad pun that reflects a sadder mess I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed 122
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Today I learned #TIL a statue of Christopher Columbus in the Little Italy area of Baltimore MD, erected in 1984, dedicated by Reagan, was torn down in 2020 by protesters who then threw the pieces in the harbor A recreation of this statue is going up at the White House this weekend WTF 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 07/10/2026siiiigh I ran out of chips and intentionally didn't buy any when I went to the store yesterday. of course that's all I want right now. y'know, this might be a clue as to why I don't usually have dinner until like 9pm. 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 07/10/2026THEM: hey check out this fun story about a local landmark! ME: * follows link * Ah fuck it's a damn video, screw this 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Probably shoulda checked the lettuce before I went to the store last night .. oh well naked chicken sandwich 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mama, put my guns, in the ground I can't shoot them, anymore #lyrics #BobDylan 000
Reposted by Yor-ICK!Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Merry Christmas, you filthy animals." 102449
Reposted by Yor-ICK!Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sign up to win this high quality, signed print! 👻 www.createdrops.com/ecc/liz-clim... 150593
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Take it easy, baby Make it last all night #lyrics #TomPetty 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You don't want an "oversize load" in your bathroom, trust me on that 000
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whaddya mean, you don't get my pop culture references That's unpossible! 000
Reposted by Yor-ICK!toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115303134
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm reading "Out of the Silent Planet", a very old sci fi novel by C.S. Lewis, creator of Narnia The protagonist, an abductee, just took off running away from his captors. On an alien planet. No supplies, a kitchen knife for a weapon, no idea what flora or fauna is safe, or where he's going. Idiot 030
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today I learned #TIL that "Ish Kabibble", mentioned repeatedly by Hawkeye on "M*A*S*H", was an actual person, tho that wasn't his birth name 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Told customer their ad would be on the website after 10am and they came back saying "hey i checked the website and it's not there" It's 945amstatic.klipy.comColin Mochrie's Facepalm on Whose Line Is It AnywayAlt: Colin Mochrie's Facepalm on Whose Line Is It Anyway 010
Yor-ICK! @salamurai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Job ad is for "part time work from home" roles, company based in Ohio, included on the list is "errand runner" How does that work? Do you ship the item? Or drive 1,000 miles to Ohio to pick up the laundry, drop it off, drive 1,000 miles back? Is mileage included? 000
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
