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Salad Snake

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Here to read bad opinions, and maybe even share some

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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Algorithms/AI/etc is just the replacement for consultants. We're going to do the unpopular thing we want to do, but spend a bunch of money to pay a third party to be the bad guy. Sorry, I wanted to keep your school, but the algorithm said no!
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Owsvich
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I'm not made of stone!
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baldur's Gate 3 is the peak of the artform and my two favorite things are: 1) when you loot a skeleton and among the contents is a bone 2) when you loot a skeleton and among the contents are no bones
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of course they didn't read the article, that would be maoist ("No investigation, no right to speak")
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not trans, but the fact that you just assume that also says a lot about you!
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you've been "dogpiled by the trans community" enough times that you have to estimate, you might have some soul searching to do
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Quoting him with "playing nyt games is an insult to trans people" is not gentle pushback. Making a dismissive joke in response is not inciting harassment. You need to log off for a bit and recalibrate.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He isn't. He posts often about NYT puzzles, someone said this was a betrayal of trans people, he made a snarky reply, people got mad NY post etc wrote articles about the woke mob. He reiterated his support for trans people, but he still plays wordle, so some continue to denounce him
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are we just not going to talk about this problematic age gap?
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I used to work in downtown Orlando and I saw this same thing happen c. 2010 (I was outside and didn't see the thrower so I can't say if it was also Charles Barkley)
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyways chaucer rhymed it with quaint so there's a precedent for being flexible here
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Joke's on you, that's how I pronounce both words
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I responded to someone contrasting Hunter with people who engaged in corruption, implying he did not, by saying that he did. That has nothing to do with the post that started the thread. By the way, I've done far more to help "junkies" than you.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hunter's job at burisma may not be as big an offense as anything the trump kids have done, but it was still objectively very bad
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well, obviously. The bowl shape keeps all the water from flowing off the edges.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The curse of competence
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They love to wallow in their own crapulence
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
For an extra dollar, you can get chocolate chips AND peanut butter chips that will melt onto your waffle. A level of decadence that was once reserved for nobility.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Ramses II had just been more humble, he'd still be ruling Egypt today
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Explaining roko's basilisk to an American: Imagine getting denied healthcare
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Every TV show subreddit post is just a fan theory so nonsensical and unsupported by anything that happened in the show that I imagine the writer seeing it and deciding on the spot to quit the craft and move to an isolated shack in the mountains
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Being is Victor's son. To suggest he isn't entitled to his name is to view the story through the lens of all the hateful characters that refuse to see him as a person and hound him from society.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I managed to escape seeing this for 8 1/2 years, but fate cannot be avoided forever
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The only chance is if we start now! Otherwise it'll end up like the Bengal famine--something 90% of people have never heard of, and half of the remainder are cranks that do genocide denialism about it
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bussey RoadGoochland
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm playing it for free (friend's copy) and it's alright! Was aggressively advised to focus on the main storyline and yeah, the main quests are mostly fun, and the side quests are mostly boring. Characters all suck, but overall certainly worth $5-15.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
First saw this at the indie theater and got way too high. The only thing I really remember is the chainsaw duel, need to revisit it if only to watch that again.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Business is down 30% because every time someone calls, he just screams into the phone about how much he hates bikes until they hang up and find a different store
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hmm. The one person I know who reads them usually has great taste in books, but she also likes candy corn...
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
But it's true that Israel's problems would go away because a Labor government would be about 10% less genocidal, and that would be enough for most people to go back to ignoring what's going on there.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Israel Labor party has changed a lot--it's gotten so so much worse!
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My assumption is that 99% do not notice hip dips, and of the remainder, it's an even split between people that think they're good vs bad
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Their take on Connections is fun too, though it's more about speed than logical difficulty
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah, but neither of us scale with inflation. By the time you're 80, $100 will be worth the equivalent of $30-40 in today's money Assuming dollars still exist as a currency
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
>>> She did the thing we've all done when something we love gets adapted in a way that fundamentally changes it--we treat it unfairly, make the most uncharitable interpretations, even hallucinate sins that were never committed. Usually we don't publish it though.
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've read the Odyssey (though haven't gotten around to her version yet), the Aeneid, and other related texts, and I've seen the movie She makes some fair points, but this one was absurd, others were wrong on their face, and in other places she contradicts herself >>>
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Me too. Have you seen these things? Can't decide if they count, but they're pretty good
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
But nobody's talking about the scorsese version!
A poster for Martin Scorsese's movie After Hours
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But also I think the above person is just calling Serkis a slimy creep
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Did you see the movies? Every time he mentions another race he says it like it's a slur, often with some kind of derogatory adjective ("filthy hobbitses" comes to mind)
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Foam adhesive is also a thing, great stuff makes a version of it actually. But it expands much less than the regular foam, if that's what they used here, they just used way way too much
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Feel free to replace that memory with mine of when I was working at a venue where ICP had just played and a delightful woman in full regalia left the show repeatedly yelling "I've got that insane clown pussy!"
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yeah, I don't know anything about chevalier but just tried to search for these outrageous views she supposedly has, and all I can find is that she's anti Israel and wants us to stop giving them bombs
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's sad that my first thought is there will be a nyt oped equating it to trump pardoning j6 convicts
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
For starters, it's very reminiscent of Jonathan meeting Dracula (or Thomas meeting Orlock), and consequently, probably like half of all horror fiction that involves similar transformations, doppelgangers, or body snatchers has scenes like this. You basically did the Boss Baby tweet
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is this like a distant cousin of r/kitchencels?
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No, you were right the first time
A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket exploding on the launch platform
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Salad Snake @saladsnake.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm old enough to remember the town hall where someone in the audience said Obama was a Muslim, and McCain bravely replied "no, he's a good person"
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