Sign in

Salad Retossed

@saladretossed.bsky.social
45 followers 78 following 192 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
my psychiatrist was like "hey it helps mental health if you dont take your phone to bed and like go at a time that isnt 2 am" and after 1 night of no phone and laying down at 12:30 she might be onto something
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
the joys of working IT, changing your password and forgetting what you changed it to cause you were distracted 🙃
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
remembering the time I fucked around and wrote a "random tile generator" for a game that never saw the light of day and it's like "I never wrote anything like that in my life how the fuck did I do that"
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I guarantee that all of your life problems can be solved if you just add one more Docker container
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I wish there were more arcades but like, strictly arcades. Not barcades. Sick of those.
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
fuck it new PFP is gonna be my cosplay of Max Payne I did for a HEALTH concert recently
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
also I switched to a Cherry Stream keyboard (since I love the way my Thinkpad feels) and it just feels so good for a membrane. Getting old, mechanicals are just too loud and sensitive 🙃
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I hate IT sometimes but there is a tranquility in managing VM environments that I can't explain
000 0
Reposted by Salad Retossed
Toree Facts @toreefacts.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰? It is currently unknown if Toree can shit.
061 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ok here is a video of Bolt wobbles #cats #catsofbluesky #wobble
372 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
hittin the grocery store to get bagels you guys want anything?
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ditched Bluesky for Threads, watched myself get miserable and bitter in real time, jumped back, low cortisol man this place is nice. Maybe it's my feeds here but the lack of ragebait is so refreshing
120 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
she is expecting you. #cats #catsofbluesky
070 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"oh boy I should start up game dev again" >open engine, Blender, GIMP >open trello board >see the TODOs "...right" >close engine, Blender, GIMP >play Dynasty Warriors 5 on PCSX2 instead the life #gamedev
271 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I love cats #cats #catsofbluesky
030 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
how it feels to finally be honest with myself and set my tinder preferences to "Men"
media.tenor.com
a group of monsters from the movie monsters university
ALT: a group of monsters from the movie monsters university
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'd say they're settling in nicely :) #cats #catsofbluesky #chcats
031 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
new kitties :3 Champ and Bolt! Both wobbly and adjusting. They're doing great #cats #cat #catsofbluesky
040 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
me yesterday staring at the blank Outlook window at work, stun locked in Ollie's picking rugs, and forgetting to make dinner because I forgot to take my Adderall #adhd
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My first actual decent model in blender. Figured out how to use seams, make the model to scale with the reference image so the mask just slipped right over, Im...I'm happy. ok going dark for real no more itty bitty updates #modeling #blender #gamedev
130 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
its so beautiful when you get it first shot ;-;
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
taking sexy ass arm pics to make UV masks (i will crush the resolution to 256x256)
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
after an all evening crash course in remembering how Blender works I finally got smaller hands. More placeholder stuff but I hope to have some better shit soon. Always soon. On the plus side I learned how to properly UV models so I'm quite happy there. No more unscrambling the things in Blender
310 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I always feel dirty when I have to fill the gaps in my knowledge with free assets on itch (even when I modify them). Like I can't model humans worth a damn but other objects? Totally ok can even rig them mfs up Better than fucking AI though
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
fuck it I'm gonna
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Been doing a lot of messing around in EFPSE and I'm digging it. Making a shooter in Godot as a first project in that engine may have been a tad ambitious. Getting weapons and enemy AI working has been much simpler in EFPSE and the lowres look is perfect. On. #gamedev #indiedev
362 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
bro I just want to go back to Friday night man, what a show (Our Frankenstein, Clockwork Echo, Psyclon Nine) #industrialmusic #concert
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@palpus.bsky.social just uploaded a finished build of Alien Shooter 3 and I won't be convinced otherwise
110 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
testing some DIY sprite animation in EFPSE. Shocking how easy it is to just cut 7 frames and make it look half decent. Also trying to record yourself with your phone taped to a small pole is a pain in the ass #gamedev
051 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i can't wait to retire and go off the grid to escape from this technofacist online space forever
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
#fuckice
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
is it still in vogue to bitch about dating apps
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
050 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
man I hate having a life sometimes. I've tried to participate in 3 game jams and miss the deadlines every time cause IRL stuff. It's a bit disheartening but at least I'm building skills and codebases to pull from #gamejam #gamedev #indiedev
092 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Godots android version is great. I've fixed so many bugs on my lil project while taking a dump I love the future #godot #gamedev #joke
153 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
If anyone is decent in #godot, how do I make a bounding box from an area3d? I'm trying to get the upper-top-left X and Z positions and the lower-top-right x and z positions. I'm kinda stuck on how to do this so I'm sorry in advanced. I read over the AABB docs but very very confused
110 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I started my new sysadmin job and burnt myself out on my FPS project. So I pivoted to another concept. This has been much more fun #gamedev #godot
062 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Irks the crap out of me that Godot doesn't support ++ or -- as operators. Like it's not hard putting in +=1 but still it's a muscle memory thing #godot
020 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The game I'm making is a sequel to a mildly juvenile Doom mod I made in high school (since I learned doom modding through it it makes sense to learn Godot via the sequel lol). The guns are penises. With the CURRENT HAPPENINGS I've made a creative decision #indiedev #gamedev #fps #indiefps
1153 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This is the best commit of my life (i had 2 typos in my animation tree). Enemy AI and weapons are at a solid foundation now that they are split into parent classes. Guess it's time to work on some of the game part ;) (ft my golden debug gun) #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #godot #fps #indiefps
0105 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Development is fun cause you will finally fix the bug that's been plaguing you for a week just to cause another one...which you immediately decide "well that's an unlockable feature" #gamedev #indiedev #godot #fps #indiefps
0164 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
you ever get sidetracked adding a feature that isn't critical but you REALLY want anyway here is some crude gibbing. I have a collision box for the enemy, once they die it summons another collision box that only weapons can hit, once it takes x damage spawn gibs #gamedev #indiedev #godot
2101 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Some animations I whipped up in blender. Still figuring out lighting in Godot that doesn't completely make things look weird. Purpose of a test level! #gamedev #indiegamedev #godot #blender
2134 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
hey guys remember to setup git for all your projects LMAO I just almost nuked my entire game...and I got hit setup THIS MORNING lmao
000 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
First week in Godot. I got: Weapon switching, a shotgun with spread, enemies that alert when shot or they see you, working pickups, oh the enemies also attack. I gotta get an AOE alert thing down (shoot in the area near enemies and they alert) but that'll come when that comes. #GameDev #Godot
061 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I GOT THE SYSADMIN JOB BYE BYE HELPDESK AND 4 YEARS OF HELL #IT #HelpDesk #SysAdmin #InformationTechnology
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Learning low poly blender cause I suck at art but I really wanna make models for quake engine #blender
020 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
shhhh guys he's sleeping #cat #catsky #catsofbluesky
020 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
He loves his springs :) #chcat #wobbles #catsofbluesky #wobblycat #catsky
010 0
Salad Retossed @saladretossed.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Maybe this round of interviews is the one that gets me out of helpdesk. Attempt number 10 it is time #IT #SysAd #InformationTechnology #HelpDesk #SystemAdministrator
010 0