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Salvatore Testa

@sal.dev
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professional software engineer and amateur funny person

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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 16/08/2026
I think I cracked Anthropic's new watermarking system.
text block about Roman road building that forms an acrostic that spells "Claude was here"
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 29/03/2026
The Oakland Zoo has an exhibit about my GitHub.
sign above a door that reads "house of bugs"
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 07/02/2026
time to do a taste test where I eat one box and then the other
a box of Tagalongs and a box of similar Peanut Butter Patties
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 11/07/2025
This is Winston wearing a Winston hat.
fluffy white dog with a blue hat bearing his own fluffy face
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 01/06/2025
I was there very recently too! Tillamook play area was a hit with the kid and the classic carpet was a hit with me.
child play area made of wood with a Tillamook van at the topPortland airport carpet with it's classic pattern
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 19/04/2025
My toddler's book is making me feel crazy.
a lift-the-flap book with a picture of a tractor labeled "tractor"the flap of the tractor lifted up to reveal text that says "here is a kitty going for a ride." but the picture is of a tractor with no kitty
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 19/01/2025
I guess I'll never learn what @hankgreen.bsky.social was going to teach me.
screenshot of what would be a Hank Green TikTok but there's a pop-up explaining that TikTok has been banned and so you can't use it
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 05/11/2024
Vote or the guy on the Clipper card poster will judge you!
"I voted" sticker with a poster in the background containing a guy looking at you
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween from Winston! He and the baby constitute a prickle of porcupines.
fluffy white dog dressed as a porcupine for Halloween
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 20/09/2024
Winston stole Astro's ball, and Astro's plan is to wait it out.
fluffy white dog happily lounges with an orange ball between his paws as a Golden retriever-mix looks on with jealousy
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 17/09/2024
Spotify wrapped but it's one number
Bluesky graphic showing user joined as the 102055th signup out of 10 million
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 17/08/2024
The HBO app on Android TV is broken or "Truck U" isn't the show I think it is.
TV menu that says "Truck U" but shows screenshots from Sex and the City reboot
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 29/07/2024
For anyone else who had to look it up: x.com/dril/status/...
dril tweet that says: "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 02/02/2024
I was wondering about GitHub's new merge permissions
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 23/07/2023
Janky text that says "you wouldn't Oppenheim a Barbie"
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 12/06/2023
fluffy white dog sleeping on a deck
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Salvatore Testa @sal.dev · 02/06/2023
I guess I need to bootstrap my feed. Here's a picture from Halloween of our dog, Winston, as a BARK train.
fluffy white dog dressed as a BART train
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