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Sal Needs Coffee

@sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social
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College professor. Guitar player. Tomfoolery advocate. I like tattoos, video games, and the Oxford comma.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/09/2025
Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
yeah that's a no from me
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Americans have short memories—keep reminding them. PLEASE SHARE!
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
They’re already worse and they will not get better under any circumstances in the foreseeable future so this will be past the news cycle in a week.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
So what? They do that anyway with everything. That’s what cults do. They’re not going to see reason, ever, for any reason.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I mean we ALREADY had political assassinations against Democrats this year. 🤷‍♂️. They’re gonna use guns because it’s their MO.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Gotta respect the commitment to the bit.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Chaser:
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Shot:
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Office of Mayor Michelle Wu 吳弭 @mayorwu.boston.gov · 19/08/2025
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Avatar the Last Airbender obvs
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
No Serenity fans?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Why won’t the Epstein mess change their minds? How can we flip them? What message can we bring to a Trump voter to change their thinking? I’m going to say this as gently as I can: You can’t. You can’t change a three-time Trump voter. open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
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The Epstein Files Fallout Will Not Touch Him
And I am very sorry to say that...
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
“My likelihood function minimization told me to commit a crime” bitch get better training data
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Narrator: "They ceded their moral authority decades ago."
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The original undocumented immigrants.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Them: "We agree on more than we disagree." Me: "I dunno, concentration camps and Nazi stormtroopers are a dealbreaker for me and they should be for you." Them: "Liberal cuck."
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
How about "abolish ICE and also let's primary John Fetterman"?
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If only there was some way that this could have been prevented by, say, a sitting Senator who enabled the criminal in charge for (checks notes) the entirety of the last decade.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Narrator: “They did not”
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yeah, apparently the memo of "pissing off our client base in order to appease billionaire oligarchs and overlords tends to end badly for everyone" didn't get through. They can contact Elon Musk or Target to learn.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yeah, they'll keep blaming Biden, DEI, Mexicans, Jewish space lasers, "the global elites changing weather", whatever. Pretending this will change the deepest cult members' minds is deliriously dangerous.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yeah because why run massively popular, grassroots campaigns to overtake a wildly unpopular, out of touch establishment when you could just put another geriatric dementia patient in charge of things like AI and the interwebs and the global economy.
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Forever
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This is why the left is losing. I’m a progressive Ivy-educated professor at an R1 university. I enjoy MMA and practice martial arts. So do a lot of people. Those “meatheads who move their mouths when they read” used to be called “the Democratic base”. This bullshit elitism is why we lost them.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Almost 50% of the population still supports him so basically until that support drops, the insanity will continue. Many of us are still out in the heat protesting, but there's only so much one can do. In the meantime, we need to build progressive candidates and support our communities.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Fair haha
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Could be, but they also lost their shit when Bernie gained in popularity too.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Phew! What with all the incoming death and destruction, at least the jobs report is expected to be spectacu... oh wait www.cnbc.com/2025/07/02/a...
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The private sector lost 33,000 jobs in June, badly missing expectations for a 100,000 increase, ADP says
Economists polled by Dow Jones forecasted an increase of 100,000 for the month.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Progressive candidates are winning everywhere and legacy media is dead silent except to spark outrage at Mamdani. The tidewaters are lifting. The old guard is panicking. The Nazis have taken over and the spineless turds in the Democratic Party are doing nothing. And the people are tired of it.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
She fears the Trump administration but it's time to make her fear her constituency.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Someday, everyone will have been against this. We’re keeping receipts.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
They don't, and they won't. She sold out the country while making special provisions for Alaskans *only*. Fuck her and fuck every person who voted for her. We won't forget.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Welp the "fuck your feelings" crowd is about to get awful butt hurt about the fact that 1. They literally voted to kill themselves. 2. We'll have ZERRRRROOOOO sympathy for the flood of "waitwaitwait I didn't want them to eat MY face" social media posts that are about to happen in a few weeks.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"Smells like bronze color corrector, gold spray paint, ketamine, and literal shit in a dementia patient's diaper."
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Yall it’s in a strip mall with a yogurt shop and a senior center, it’s not fucking Baghdad.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
According to their search history, this is also the future that christofascists want.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 23/06/2025
Time for some real talk: @thexylom.com, the only Asian American-run news outlet covering science, climate, and the environment, will run out of funding in July if we don't secure $7,500 by the end of the month. I might lose my job at a time while waiting for a visa extension -- a nightmare scenario.
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Urgent! Every Dollar Counts!
We grow science with words, and are the only Asian American-run science newsroom: independent, nonprofit, led by Gen-Z! The Xylom needs to raise $7,500 by the end of the month to stay afloat. Please…
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Shouldn't you be able to grow facial hair before you're allowed to (checks notes) defend the entire US population against terrorist attacks? Shouldn't you also, I dunno, have been ALIVE during 9/11?
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Can we make their bubbles magenta with text in yellow on iPhones so everyone hates them?
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
FINALLY Democrats are putting out HARD-HITTING ads. WATCH AND SHARE: #MAGAKidnappers
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It was always a crystal clear 100% certainty that if the orange convicted felon was sent back into the White House instead of being sent to prison that he would bring the United States into war, economic collapse and total chaos. This is on everyone who voted for him.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Spending millions to save hundreds. As usual.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Don’t forget the rampant teenage pregnancy, domestic violence, sexual abuse, and suppression of non-Christians.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Ummm counterpoint: 46% of Americans think he’s doing a great job and will keep cheering him on while they watch because they’re mean, terrible people.
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Sal Needs Coffee @sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Oh good, the Democratic plan of (checks notes) "letting geriatric dementia patients shuffleboard their way through committee meetings until they die at their desks weeks after assuming office" seems to be going really great, everyone.
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