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Cinderace's Strongest Soldier

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uh...I was invited to five online grassroots grand finals in gen 8.

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
spellinwaiting on Tumblr: "not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
cognitohazardous on Tumblr: "at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering.

Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
grootficguy on Tumblr: "i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
cav empty (@cavempty_) on twitter: "my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
[golfers casually continuing their game on a green while a forest fire burns on the hillside directly behind them, filling the background with smoke and flames. Photo taken by Kristi McCluer on September 4, 2017, at Beacon Rock Golf Course in Stevenson, Washington]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
Laissez Lexi (@LaissezLexi) on twitter: "Toddler is trying to figure out how to say "truck" so he's just screaming "CUCK" at every dude driving a truck and I am in tears"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
[A black-and-white photograph of Kathleen Hanna, with cutout text in a punk zine style.]

"Im Not Gonna Sit Around And Be Peace And Love With Somebody's Fuckin Boot On My Neck"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
Christopher M (@mammothfactory) on twitter: "PEASANT: Feudalism is bad
ME: But how can you say feudalism is bad when you're wearing rags MADE UNDER FEUDALISM
PEASANT: [dies of plague]"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
tilthat on tumblr: "TIL in Nepal, tigers and people have learned to use the exact same forest trails at different times of day to reduce the chances of fatal encounters"

andrew-jackedson reblogged:
[A stuffed toy edited with a tiger's head standing in a doorway, captioned: "mom said it's my turn on the Nepalese jungle path"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
[Colorful plastic magnetic letters spelled out on a refrigerator door: "your ai flyer looks like shit from a butt"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
cryptidjeepers on tumblr: "just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
shrapnel roan (@ilygaruka) on twitter:
"me: ive heard of health issues arising from prolonged spiro is that true

my endocrinologist: well as w a lot of trans studies the results are still developing n largely inconclusive, that being said there are some discrepancies- in trans women 12 out of every 2,200,000 face elevated risks of kidney disorder, while in cis 7-

me: cis 7

doctor: what

me: sorry continue

doctor: as i was saying in women who are cis, 7-

me: cis seven lol

doctor: what are you talking about

me: can we test for brain tumors next"
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GroundBusters
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
[A California vanity license plate: "♥ ELFNTS" 
Plate holder: "Elephants / Not Elf Nuts"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
[A Facebook Messenger chat: Hannah: "Dad xx / There's a beetle crawling across the ceiling x 🤣" / Dad: "Is it Paul or ringo? X" / Hannah: "HELP" / Dad: "I Need somebody"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
trucyisright on tumblr: "my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
[Chrono Trigger pixel art edit featuring Crono, Marle, and Robo, with a Luigi sprite watching from above: "I'm just wondering why lying in wait to end someone is pre-meditated murder, but creating an algorithm to deny thousands life saving medicine isn't?"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
BIG TIMI (@OrevaZSN) on twitter: "YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
Mark (@AgingRanchHand) on twitter: "Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad"

[Image: Cassius Marcellus Coolidge's 1903 painting "A Friend in Need" from the Dogs Playing Poker series]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
A Windows error dialog box titled "Error Saving Game State": 
"The current state of the world is unacceptable. 
Continue anyway?" 
[Yes] [No]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
Carlos That Notices Things (@QuetzalPhoenix) on twitter: "Reminder: The best way to make a fantasy map is to just take a real map and rotate it"
[Image: Rotated topographical relief map of the Balkan Peninsula and the surrounding eastern Mediterranean region]
Greg the Sorcerer (@gregthesorcerer) quotes with: "Holy shit"
[Image: Upside-down map of Wyoming]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
 Dr. Sarah McAnulty (sarahmackattack) on Tumblr "Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks."
[2 Images: Left: The squid is reddish-brown. Right: The squid has camouflaged itself to resemble a textured gray rock.]
poetic-irony replies: "my naem is skwid
i am not fish.
i mite be sick
so im in dish.
the doctor touch
it give me shock.
i do not trust
so now im rock"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
"Salesman: *Slaps new blade in* This bad boy can deflock an entire neighborhood."
[Photoshop of the "Slaps Roof of Car" meme. A salesman pitches a yellow DeWALT reciprocating saw to a customer in a hardware store.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
[Woodland camo baseball cap with white text:]
"I Fear Fish
I Fear Women
I'm Just So Scared"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/08/2026
[Black and white sketch of a Pokémon trainer battle. On the right, Doug Dimmadome holds a Pokéball, his ten-gallon hat extending vertically out of frame. On the left is an Alolan Exeggutor whose neck also extends vertically out of frame.]
jaranimate on tumblr: "Gym leader DOUG DIMMADOME of the DIMMSDALE GYMMADOME wants to battle

"you're dimma-done for!""
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026
Hornet018 (@AlimationsX) on twitter: "Wait you can erase an entire solid color?"
Porkchawp (@Porkchawp_) replies: "Bro has never heard of the magic wand tool"
Hornet018 (@AlimationsX) replies: "-Wizards making fun of me at the sorcery club"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026

Orange shirt: "Ronny, may I introduce you to my best friend, Jesus?"
Ronny: "Nope!"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026
@dopaminedrank on twitter: "You are born in the one period of human history where you can go on the computer all day. Your ancestors never had that opportunity, don't waste it by going outside."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026
Alice Lily Kyra (@magicalgirlkyra) on twitter: "In Magic the Gathering, metacontextually the players are wizards having duels, the cards represent the spells they cast back and forth, & the deck represents the accumulation of their knowledge.

Which means that mill decks are focused on bimbofying your opponent. In this essay I"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026
Meat proxy

A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/08/2026
[A Pikachu sitting inside the open beak of a Pelipper.]
"Pelipper Mouth perfec t size for put pikachu in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort pikachu sleep soundly put baby in pelliper Mouth. Put pikachu In pelliper Mouth. no problems ever in pelliper mouth because good Shape and Support for pikachu neck weak of big pikachu head. A pellipper Mouth yes a place for a pikachu put pikachu in pellipper mouth can trust pelipper for giveing good love to pikachu. friend pelliper"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
Tweet: "The Beatles Are Gamers!?" 
[The Beatles wearing sweaters spelling JRPG] 
je-blauge on tumblr: "Actually, It's Just Their Initials. Their Names Were Jingo, Ringo, Pingo And Gingo"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
markovchaingang on tumblr:
"how it feels to start your email with "dear [name]":" [Portrait of Percy Bysshe Shelley]
"how it feels to start your email with "hi [name]":" [Alamy stock photo of a surfer]
"how it feels to start your email with "hello [name]":" [Billy the Puppet from Saw]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
"we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them" [Rosie from The Wedding Singer smiling with headphones around her neck]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
adamtutkus (@adamtutkus) on threads: "Bugspray? I didn’t even know bugswerereligious."
thundastrakk (@thundastrakk): "I mean, they are in sects"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/08/2026
#!/bin/bash

echo "Will you be my valentines?" [yes/no]

read $answer

if [[$answer == yes]]
    then echo "Happy valentines day!"
else
    rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
fi
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/08/2026
[Dr. Robotnik standing in a panic at a control console. A screen flashes "DANGER DANGER" beneath a red "AH-OOOGA!" alarm.]
Dr. Robotnik: "It Can't Be! Sonic Is Slurping Up The Slop Faster Than My Slopmaker Can Sling It! It's Going To Blow!!"
Dr. Robotnik: "I'd Better Make Like A Banana..."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/08/2026
"Tardigrades can survive in extreme environments, but a new study shows they're not indestructible. **Scientists found these creatures couldn't survive speeds above 2,000 mph when shot out of a gun.** This suggests the microscopic" [A microscopic image of a tardigrade]

gondwana on tumblr: "why did you even do that asshole"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/08/2026
TechTimes headline: "China Surprises The World By Announcing The Cure For Diabetes Type 1 And 2, Using Stem Cells And Managing To Make The Body Start Producing Insulin Again."

American science:
[Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a lab coat next to a retro metal robot]
"I've invented a child molesting robot"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/08/2026
abby
@abby4thepeople

10,000 Appalachian coal miners: literally engage in a war against a private armed force financed by coal mine owners where nearly 1 million rounds were fired and private planes dropped bombs on miners and their families

history books: "yeah... we're not going to talk about that"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/08/2026
[Comic panel of Green Arrow]
Green Arrow: "Not Every Villain Running Around In This Country Has A Costume And A Gimmick. Some Wear Three-piece Suits Or Clerical Collars Or A Judge's Robes."
Green Arrow: "Doesn't Make 'em Less Evil Or Threatening To The Common Guy Or To The Life Of This Planet! Or That We--as Individuals Or As The League--should Ignore Them!"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/08/2026
Ælþemplær (@Aelthemplaer) on Twitter: "It is now projected that the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore won't be rebuilt until 2030. Iran has already rebuilt every bridge we bombed."
[Aerial photograph of a collapsed highway bridge in a body of water]

Bodega Peptides (@bigsnugga) quotes with: "what was that quote about how nobody knew the roman empire collapsed they just noticed roads and bridges stopped being fixed"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/08/2026
[Hank Hill holding tongs and talking to Bobby]
"There's a *King of the Hill* episode where Hank loses his job after Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane. During the episode Hank complains that he applied to 40 jobs and did not get a single call back.

This was considered a comically absurd number in 1998."
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(I’m not from Brazil but please read this before the elections as it’s still important) From OP: Please keep your eyes on Brazil, especially if you're from the US. I do not like to post this kind of stuff but we are scared. #brazil #important #awareness #awarenesspost #eleições2026 #elections
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/08/2026
moponpompom on Tumblr: "hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back into its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/09/2026
"Yoshi Gets Fuckin Stoned In His Apartment And Enjoys His Own Company"
[Nintendo Switch box art featuring a rotund, 3D-rendered Yoshi with red eyes sitting on a couch. A Super Mario series cloud floats nearby, and a 1-Up mushroom container holds marijuana on a coffee table.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/09/2026
[An image of an opossum sitting in a pile of autumn leaves. White text with a black outline reads: "it's finally autism"]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/09/2026
[An orange cat against a blurred sci-fi interior. White text with a black outline reads: "Seriously? You're A Grown-ass Adult Who Still Says ":3"?". The ":3" is pink on a black rectangle. Bottom text reads: "That's Fantastic, I'm Glad The World Hasn't Broken Your Whimsy."]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/09/2026
[toskarin on Tumblr: [A Wikipedia excerpt reading "Kellogg is an English surname (originally Kyllehog, a pork butcher)".] 
toskarin writes: "sometimes you think "oh, you know, I wonder if kellogg is a bastardisation of cwyllog -> kwyllog, I should check" and then you find out it's fucking Killhog". 

aokozaki replies: "Nominative determinism at work behind John Harvey Kellogg's decision to "stop masturbation"."]
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