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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 4h

"For fans of the comics who then saw the movie, what level of heartbreak are we talking about here?" (Andrew) <crowd boos> "I mean, it’s one of the most devastating moments of my life. And I have zero grandparents left alive." -Green Lantern (live)

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"To a Pentagon meeting, he’s wearing a purple tie with a purple shirt." (Eric) "This is what Magneto wears to Congress." -Hollow Man

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Every time I’ve used a sauna at a hotel, the person who sits next to me is very male and very disgusting. It’s never Xenia Onatopp." -GoldenEye

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"You remember your first handle on AOL?" (Chris) "My dad got mad at me because mine was ‘RagingPolack.’" -GoldenEye

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"We don’t know what the new Cary Fukunaga Bond movie is, but what if it’s called ‘Two Princes,’ and now we’ve got Spin Doctors doing the song!" -GoldenEye

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I had some time on my lunch break and I watched part of a play-through of N64 Goldeneye on YouTube. And someone was like, ‘Mr. Sajdak, you have to leave - you have an erection at work.’" -GoldenEye

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Nastasia Kinski's like, 'I kind of, sort of was molested by my father.' And I'm like, hold up, what's going on?" "And Steve's like 'Wait a second, how are you a virgin, then?'" (Eric) "'Kind of, sort of,' Eric." "Born again, I guess." (Eric) -Cat People

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"This movie made me finally realize it: I’m bored of flips. Flips are universally cool, but I used to love flips as a lad, and now I hate all these CGI flips." -Gods of Egypt

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Liam Neeson is the one who says ‘Release the Kraken’?! "(Andrew) "Where were you in 2008? What were you doing? Were you busy?" -Gods of Egypt

Liam Neeson saying "Release the Kraken!"

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Because Kurt Russell RULES." (Andrew) "‘Welcome back to our new podcast, “Kurt Russell Rules!”’" "It should just be called ‘Russell Rules’!" (Andrew) "‘We’re taking phone calls, and unless you say “Kurt Russell rules,” you are off the podcast!’" -Tango & Cash

Kurt Russell and Sylvester Stallone in Tango & Cash

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"'Oh, Marty, I should have told you: we time-traveled more than twice, so that means we're both infertile! Not a big deal for me!'" -Back to the Future II

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"I enjoy violence like the next guy, but it’s a cool jacket on a shitty dude here." -Mile 22

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"'Calling Dick Tracy, calling Dick Tracy! A new guy in town is wearing a yellow hat!' ‘Are you fucking KIDDING ME? I’m the yellow hat guy!’" -Dick Tracy

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Seal up your shit like the Cask of Amontillado - no one will ever find it!" -Barbarian

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Go to a store and be like, ‘Why are you here? Aren’t you going home to watch The Oscars?’ See how many people tell you to go fuck yourself." (Andrew) "That’s a cool way to do a We Hate Movies census - go out and bother service workers." -Hard to Kill

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"It is always difficult as a larger man - I’m a three-slicer, minimum - you’ve gotta do the math of how many slices each person is having. I don’t want to become known as ‘Stevie Four-Slice,’ but I could totally tank four slices." -On the approach to eating pizza; AD: Dilbert

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"We do not sleep in four bunk beds stacked on top of each other." -Barbarian

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"I’m actually shocked you don’t remember his name, because you remember the guy in San Francisco like it’s fucking MacGruber license plate memorization." (Eric) "You are Arya Stark saying these names before you go to sleep." -Barbarian

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"People talk about the death of rock radio, like that’s a bad thing, but this is what killed it, right? Sum 41 and Velvet Revolver - they shook hands, and the world ended." -Fantastic Four (2005)

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Speaking of ‘What do you think this is,’ this solar storm - how does this give them these powers?" (Eric) "Well, you’re incorrect, because it’s a ‘cosmic storm,’ which means it’s really ill-defined from Stan Lee’s brain." -Fantastic Four (2005)

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"You’re watching Longmire? Are you whittling a chair while you’re watching that show?" -Alien vs. Predator: Requiem

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"So, Steve, you would be Reed Richards?" (Eric) "Yeah, because I think I’m smarter than I am." "And you’re pretty flexible." (Chris) "Oh, I’m VERY flexible. We’ll leave it at that." -Fantastic Four (2005)

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"But this makeout ridge, man - urban legend?" (Eric) "No, those are real." (Andrew) "I lived in the Bronx - those are called ‘crack dens.’" -Loverboy

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Rose 🫧 @msrosemarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

@sajdakssayings.bsky.social I would like to make a submission: "Are there family YouTube blogs?" (Eric) "Oh, dude, what??" (Andrew) "I can start lookin' at families?" (Eric) "Yes you can, The Red Dragon!" –White Noise 2: The Light

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"You got a gun to your head: Pizzeria Uno or CPK? I mean, if I could eat it *on* the toilet, and then you just get me a nice TV tray, just to limit the possibility that I shit my pants." -Loverboy

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"He’s like, ‘I will not marry you until my very attractive friend gets here. By the way, I’m going to spend the whole fucking weekend with her.’" -My Best Friend's Wedding

Cameron Diaz, Dermot Mulroney, and Julia Roberts in My Best Friend's Wedding

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Daniel’s getting ready for this date, and he borrows a fucking Hawaiian shirt from Mr. Miyagi, and it looks like SHIT. You look like Weird Al Yankovic, and you smell like an old man!" -The Karate Kid Part III

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Can I tell you guys how I found out about this movie? I was aware of one scene in the movie. In my teen years, I would go on a website called ‘The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes.’" -Boys and Girls

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"One of the first lines is, ‘Guns are good. The penis is evil!’ And I was like, ‘You have my UNDIVIDED attention now, Zardoz.’" -Zardoz

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Brian Thompson - I’m friends with that guy on Facebook." "Why?!" (Andrew) "I was drunk and I friended him, and he said, ‘Yeah, man, come right on board!’" -Lethal Weapon 4

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Skid Row has two things: a bonsai tree store and a novelty pot store." "And an adult bookstore." (Eric) -The Karate Kid Part III

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"I feel like Daniel-san is one of those really tough white guys who becomes friends with one minority and thinks he’s cool with everybody. And everyone’s like, ‘Get the fuck out of here, white guy.’" -The Karate Kid Part III

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"The dumbest IMDB trivia I’ve ever seen was: ‘Do you know that Oded Fehr doesn’t have face tattoos?’ I’m like, what am I fucking stupid?! Yeah, I know!" -The Mummy Returns

Oded Fehr with a beard and no facial tattoos

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"I just realized I’d only be blowing myself up, though." (Eric) "We could watch you burst into flames from afar." (Andrew) "People would finally write about We Hate Movies!" -Speed (live)

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"For his detective agency, to go out during the day, he goes out in the Angel Mobile, a car with tinted windows." (Andrew) "Oh my God, so everyone in the Bronx is a vampire?!" -Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel's tinted windows car in the show Angel

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Somebody make me an XL t-shirt that’s pink and has white letters, and says, ‘Shit’s Going Crazy in Tokyo,’ and I’ll wear it." -The Day After Tomorrow

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"At this point, Ian Holm says a silent prayer and dies. He says a prayer to be out of The Day After Tomorrow, and is granted his wish." -The Day After Tomorrow

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"I think there’s a moral obligation to not like this movie. We need to rally in the streets." -Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"If you’re Mark Wahlberg and you’re on Forged in Fire, it’s you and three fucking insurrectionists who are way out of shape and will just need oxygen halfway through - he would totally have it." -Infinite

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"A little ketchup and a little mustard on the hot dog? Now we’re having a party. You’re having a threesome!" -WHM Mailbag (10/20)

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"I don’t understand the idea of accumulating all this wealth at the expense of everybody in your life just to live in...Florida? ‘I’ve cut the throat of everyone I’ve ever known just so I can live among palmetto bugs.’" -Citizen Kane

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"How do I sign up to be a Volturi? Am I too fat?" -Twilight: Eclipsementary

The aristocratic Volturi vampires from Twilight

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"The next track is called ‘BBK’ - do you guys wanna get into it?" (Eric) "Does that stand for Burger King? Big Burger King? Because I’m a fan of it." -KornKast

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"I am 36 years old, and I am still into these chunky guitars, guys!" -KornKast

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"The one thing I'll never tolerate is somebody who comes up and tries to recommend a book to you, but first they have to say, 'And I never read books!' Then why would I listen to whatever you have to say?" -K-911

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"I saw Dylan Baker in Barnes and Noble one time on Valentine’s Day, buying chocolates - it was a real ‘Oh, fuck!’ situation." -The Amazing Spider-Man

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"I’ve never seen Heavyweights." "A little too close to home?" (Andrew) "I was a little fat kid! I know they win, but *I’m* never going to win, so what do I care?" -The Mighty Ducks

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"We should say that they do have this Nazi monkey give a sig heil salute, and it is chilling and adorable at the same time." "It’s hilarious because one of the Germans gives the salute back TO the monkey!" (Eric) -Raiders of the Lost Ark

The monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark giving a sig heil salute

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"My standard-def DVDs are not in the house." (Andrew) "They’re being studied by TOP MEN." (Eric) "You wanna hold onto those standard-def DVDs - they’re only going to go up in value." -Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Sajdak's Sayings @sajdakssayings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"I’m available for Q-Bert. I can do the mo-cap, as well; I’m similarly-shaped." -Raiders of the Lost Ark

The video game character Q-Bert, sitting on one of his cubes

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