saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The most important kind of science; how to make balls fatter. 010
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Any good experiment needs to be done multiple times so you know the results are trustworthy. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's a recipe for having all that sack-trapped noodle preemptively clenched to slop before the whole of them is even inside. It happens more of often than you might think! 010
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Noodles do tend to make pretty large loads... Cause they're very long. 120
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's more I find lizards and noodles to be superior to your run of the mill nerds. No I'm not biased... Even so, can't deny that they look good as melted loads of wastable ball slop~ 120
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If a snivy asked if I could be rendered into padding it'd be pretty hard to tell them know, therefore: 💚💜 010
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I should also add that that's a really fancy-pretty poke'. 000
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am a crafter of literary comedy and cringe in equal measure. 000
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can't see the horizon... Behind Virizion... Because they're so large. 111
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Oh no, those two are back to slavering over that rod. Best to stuff them away again so they can't cause harm via excessive worship. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Live demonstrations are way better for teaching anyways. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Some people's losing is other people's winning~ That right there is a clear winner imo. 130
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Dunno, would yooou write that in a tombstone? Or more likely a sticky note slapped onto a overfilled rubber. 130
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Final words for somone who couldn’t compare to a better pred’s cock. 140
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 22/08/2026They managed to unload their grave before being put into and smelted inside it, so I’d say that’s a job well done. Really shoulda known better than to sass someone with a properly functioning sack and shaft though. 140
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Same same but different; they're wasted splatters for a brief pleasure high. As they should be. 010
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Pfft, yeah right. You're just spray them on a wall I bet. 120
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They're probably MORE valuable as the hot slosh sagging your balls if anything. 120
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ohh noes! The poor serperior noodle!... Ah, oh well. Plenty of snakes to go around. 010
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 09/08/2026They should make better business decisions then. Much like those nobodies should've made better decisions to avoid ending up as clench bait. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Yup, absolute genius. It’s the bra’s fault for not also being designed to support FAT SACKS. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 20/07/2026That overflowing toilet bowl doesn’t exactly look like something a fake ‘pred’ can come back from, but maybe the stud wolf can find himself filling sack-snacks now that they’ve dumped this one. 120
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Dang, and he looked so nice as a trait-stealing slut-smelting hybrid 121
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Yeaaaah, naw. Derg looks cozy when soft. So does... Whoever you ate. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 22/06/2026It doesn't matter how you are, you can't simply screw a whole entire city... At /once/. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Cum, commission, what's the difference really? They ask for something and you give it. Same-same but different. 000
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It's getting in shape BY losing it. Looks good to. 010
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Content warning: Noodle getting devious with melty VORE types. Don't blame me, it's nice and warm in there. 051
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026They look more like churned spunk and dick heft to me... But I guess that makes you right! AND they definitely do look better off for it. 010
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026More snonks. These ones done by the mischievous and liberally appliable www.furaffinity.net/user/shalewd 020
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Noodes in very states of snekyness and clothed-ness! Done aaaaaaages ago by the delightful @neverknowwhythis.bsky.social 030
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Well it's not like they're gonna complain, being nothing but spent loads and "stolen" dick enhancement. It's a better look overall for everyone though that's for sure~ 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Why get abducted by spaceships when instead you could abduct the ship yourself. 110
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Knock over my Collectors Edition Lego Stars War and I will throw a plastic brick beneath your foot. 000
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 19/04/2025At least it looks like they parried whatever destructive wave that was. 020
saipier.bsky.social @saipier.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Forged Alliance Forever. My bread, butter and crack. 010
