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ZOE HELL 1999

@saintzoe.bsky.social
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. doll factory superintendent . cleric (slime domain) . a proper sorceress of sistregaard . reach heaven through violence . avi @jankapnoc.bsky.social . she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 3h
omg. unrecognisable
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 4h
so what. i can also replicate across a wide variety of internet of things (IoT) devices, creating innumerable recursive copies of myself and ensuring my presence can never be eradicated from the open internet. you dont hear me bragging about it.
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 6h
correct
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🎃 Marlene 💀 Dykerich 🎃 @everymortalcare.bsky.social · 11h
Cassie frantically Googling "how to make girls like me" is, unfortunately, the most true to life thing Branson's ever written her doing
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11h
omg. hiiii
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11h
:)
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11h
this happened to me
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11h
it does come with time. in a little while you will look back and see that you've been flying for a while
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11h
(mugging for camera) (sotto voce) cum
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11h
I'm beginning to believe that a system that encourages you to tie your self worth to your efficacy as grease in the gears of the death machine might not be healthy for, like, humanity's soul. anyone else thinking about this
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 22h
I have a secret code. my posts contain clues to my mood and inner life. can YOU figure it out?
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 23h
i hope the people of this town like beautifully made dresses with completely insane design, fabric and colour choices
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my god.........
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
whaaaaat wait that would mean..... but then .......
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is true im both very online and very stupid
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the worst part is that my fringe is all fluffy
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yeah I think it works great for everyone in the world. except me bc there's something wrong with me fundamentally
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my technique is to be really mean and harsh to myself about it
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hole foe @hole-friend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
time to uhhh wash my hair probably
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sometimes you end up thinking how it all went. bad. move on.
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
~ ill give you fem brain 🎵
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yeah completely fembrained
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
im gonna hit you with my car
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bots u
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh no
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hell I'll take it
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Michelleraiser @michellestringer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Edited 4 panel comic of Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin's dad approaches Calvin and says "playing internet slang? I'll show you something interesting"
"The two types of slang are Nazi and AAVE. All slang falls into these two categories. Rizz? AAVE. Chad? Nazi"
Calvin responds "yeah"
Calvin's dad continues 'serving cunt? AAVE. -Maxxing? Nazi. Despite being actually funny, -slop is nazi"

The final panel shows Calvin, eyes wide as he struggles to sleep.
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've looked into it and blowing up a data centre does not directly lead to less "bot activity" in the way everyone wants. that said, I hope they do more
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/09/2026
dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the sandwich enjoyer has logged on
Zoe is blonde pigtails and an autumnal off thenshoulder dresss. she looks a little crazy
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
did you scream "woo" or "awoo" focus this is important
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
coyote vs acme: good
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
omfg good luck gin!!
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
omg im first in line
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's 30 degrees today in swamp city we have finally entered "dilating naked" season
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still maybe my funniest moment on here on accident
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is hands down the dumbest post I've ever seen. Congrats
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ranma frames @ranmaframes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i need portals hailey
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i really need our nations engineers and financiers to seriously invest in affordable comfortable rapid transit between major cities
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
stick an apple in ya bum bag
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
what's the third poll option
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
poll: is it ok to make clothes for your friends
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GIRL SCREAM @girl.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Order of the Rack welcomes you, queen.
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peony onlyfangs @onlyf4ngs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(sees a boy) doll
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ew lmao
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would killllll to know what the hopes and dreams are according to a) this guy and b) the robot trawling his chat history
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