Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The uproar over the "Hail Satan" prayer is hilarious. "Freedom of Religion" isn't "Freedom of MY Religion." This is why separation of church and state is supposed to be a real thing. It isn't a clever loophole to exclude non-approved religions. It's meant to exclude ALL religion, full stop. 050
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My favorite Fanhome build to date. My first project car was a 1975 L82 Stingray. The ‘89 Bat shares a lot of design language with the C3. 020
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Returned to the gym. Pretty sure I didn’t pop a stitch. No visible bleeding. I’ll take that as a win. 070
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The stuff I ordered while I was still loopy in post-op has started arriving. If they won’t bring you a quad oat milk latte immediately after surgery, I guess you order the machine to make it yourself. Well played, sick me. 030
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Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Judging by my email notifications this morning, I went on an online shopping spree while I was still groggy from anesthesia. I hope drugged up me picked out some good shit. 160
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Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My best quality is the audacity to think I’m the reasonable one in every given scenario. 030
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The ihop kids menu chose violence this morning. 1124358
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I admit it was more fun than I expected, but to be fair, I set the bar pretty low. 110
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I figured if I went to one, this would be it. 30 years seems like enough time for people to grow into functional humans that you don’t want to punch in the mouth. That held true for about 80% of the class. 000
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The alum that let us use his rental property for the party had a couple of portaloos delivered, like we couldn't be trusted to use the good porcelain, so I peed on the guest bed. 050
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Turns out 48 year olds act exactly like the 18 year olds they used to be when you get them all together and feed them booze and tacos. Reunions are dumb. I did have a good time, though. But I also hated it. 3391
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kids are sick, which means I'm now going solo to that damned reunion. They sent out a list of the names of all the expected attendees. I do not recognize any of these names. TBI is a hell of a drug. Should be interesting. 010
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Have never been. Figured if I went to one, this would be it. Totally unnecessary. Social media and cell phones exist to keep track of the people I care about. I do miss my hometown, though. It’ll be nice to be in wine country for a few days. 010
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026-‘We’ll teach your kids digital design!’ -Uses AI to make graphics for ad. 130
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Booked lodging for my thirty year high school reunion, and now I'm kind of thinking I should have ignored that invitation. 280
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The first day of school, I didn’t have time to change out of my gym clothes, so I was there dropping off my kids in my hoochie daddy shorts and my ‘Maybe Steroids’ shirt. Went to volunteer orientation yesterday and found that they wrote new dress code rules just for me. #winning 060
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Wrapping up UnRivaled Kingman. Only moderated two panels, but they were good ones. Dale Kelly and Brett Wagner. The Narrator and Leatherface. 010
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Passed by a brewpub called Rickety Cricket’s on Old Rte 66. Popped in to see their merch. Not one Always Sunny or Rte 66 reference on any of the lime green muscle tanks. 160
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I have a folder where I keep pull quotes. This counts, right? 020
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Built a 3 foot tall Asogian. Currently building a 1:6 scale '89 Batmobile and a 1:2 scale Darth Vader. I probably don't need this 3 1/2 foot tall Sauron. Except, I kind of need this 3 1/2 foot tall Sauron. 040
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Did I ever tell you how ROM broke my sister’s red ten speed in the 80’s? Hear me out. I was reading a ROM floppy while riding sister’s bike, hands free. Parked mail truck pops up out of nowhere, smashes entire front end of bike. Would have seen it, but ROM. ROM broke my sister’s bike. She blamed me. 050
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Also, just so you know, interrupting is a sign of great respect in my culture. 150
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I can't even tell you how angry I am at the accuracy. My wife's 16 year anniversary present arrived two days ago. It is absolutely perfect, and I have misplaced it three times already. 170
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If there was ever an example of a super rich-o who used their influence and wealth to make the world a better place, it was Dolly Parton. Imagination Library, The Buddy Program, My People Fund, COVID research seed money... she gave away more than half her lifetime earnings with no strings attached. 0112
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The gym is having some kind of contest thing for beating your personal best burpees record. Today, I did one. Set the bar low, and you will exceed expectations. 0131
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026TEO popped by The Collectors’ Desk with stories from behind the scenes of WWE, JCW, MicroMania, and Half Pint Brawlers. youtu.be/kzc_ANbOdqw?...youtu.beThe Collectors’ Desk Episode 13 -- Give Me All Of Your Human MoniesYouTube video by Collectors' Desk 000
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Opened up a package to realize some of the expected goods were missing. Reached a very nice person in customer service who promised a prompt remedy if I could just take a pic of the missing items. This was the best I could do. 1141
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026But why do the Lego Nikes only come in kids sizes? These are sick. 050
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I observe two grand defects in this Reply; One, that 'tis not supposably legal, that all the Tenants in the Mannor can by Legal Forms of Judgment dispossess a Lawful, and possess a wrong Person into the Lordship of a Mannor, because these Tenants are not Judges in Law. —Samuel Hill, 1696 010
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Someone on another platform told me they think this is akin to "cromulent" being added to the English lexicon after it appeared on The Simpsons, but lo, supposably has been around since at least the 17th century. 130
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026All this time, Joey was right. That man is owed an apology. 151
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Someone is judging you right now. Someone else is totally inspired by you. Neither of them are paying your bills, so just do your shit. -Some dude named Jacob, maybe 1113
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Im tired of building bridges. It's time to burn this motherfucker down. -Me, this morning, getting ready to deal with this douchenozzle principal. I’m a people person. 060
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Gym people are weird. They say hello and ask about your week and invite you to pickle ball and shit. I took up gymming at the crack of Christ so I wouldn't have to do all that. Bro. It's 4 in the morning. Let me move heavy shit back & forth and silently stew in my own sweat. 1100
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My doctor told me yesterday that I must be doing something right, because I don't look my age. Felt good, until I realized this is what we tell old people to make them feel good. 090
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I totally get the privacy thing with Meta glasses. I do. I am also visually impaired, and understand there are folks who are way more impaired than me that use them for Be My Eyes & other accessibility apps. I have a pair that I don't wear. It just isn't worth the explanation. 110
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Chief Tapi Tapi was at SDCC and @erikamaya.bsky.social failed to get a selfie. Something about wanting to attend some Hall H panel and not knowing who tf Chief Tapi Tapi is. Rude. Hadouken! youtu.be/qCmA2YeJKz4?...youtu.beThe Collectors' Desk Episode 10 -- Boom! Hadouken!YouTube video by Collectors' Desk 010
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I actually also really like the coupe from Batman #39. Sleek, sexy, covert. It’s a perfect car for an undercover detective. It’s a beast, but it could be anyone in there. The later vehicles with massive bat logos and visible weapons and stuff are very conspicuous. Film or TV? It’s the 89 Bat. 010
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026What’s the best Batmobile? There is only one correct answer. 1153
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Pickleball feels a lot like bowling in that I’d probably be better at it if I were really, really drunk. Also, I’m pretty sure this isn’t a real sport. 060
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Found some old report cards in the garage. All the negative stuff the teachers put in the comments section are the same things I get paid for now, so suck it, Mr. Blacklock. 4251
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I just made this point in DMs. Kent worked his ass off. He definitely got more hacks batting behind Bonds, though. 110
Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026And before anyone says it was steroids, they inducted Big Papi, so no. 130