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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 18h

This lady’s brother-in-law stole $3.5k to spend on porn and her worthless husband can only shrug. I don’t think there’s any life left in this marriage.

Dear Pay Dirt,

My husband, "Mike," and I let his brother, "Dan," move in with us after Dan's divorce wiped him out. Seven months have gone by and it's not working out, to put it mildly.

He has been drinking more and more, doesn't pay rent, got fired from his job back in May when he failed to show up for work for the eighth time because he was too shitfaced to get up, and thinks it's hilarious to teach our toddler profane language. But the final straw came last week when I opened my credit card statement and discovered over $3,500 in charges for adult entertainment!
Dan initially denied it when I confronted him before finally fessing up after I threatened to kick him out.

When I told Mike about what his brother had done, he agreed that it was wrong, but that "Dan doesn't have much to look forward to right now" and thus we should let it go this one time. If my sleazebag brother-in-law is allowed to get away with what he did, I am convinced he will do worse. Would I be within my rights to tell Mike either Dan goes or I'm taking our son and staying with my sister until he's gone?

—Brother-in-Law Battle

Dear Battle,

Your brother-in-law is disrupting your day-to-day life, your finances, your parenting, and now, your marriage. So yeah, I see why you'd want to issue that ultimatum. But I'd think of it less as a threat and more as a necessary boundary.

I get that your husband wants to be compassionate toward his brother, but at some point, he's just enabling him. And by asking you to let it go, Mike is sending a message that Dan's behavior has no consequences and that his comfort is more important than your peace of mind and the comfort and well-being of your family.

But before you pack your bags, try having a final conversation about this with your husband. Avoid making the conversation about Dan's character or how much of a hard time he's going through.

Instead, focus on how Dan's behavior is affecting your family: the $3,500 bill, the influence on your toddler, the fighting. Then let your husband know that you don't feel like you trust him to protect your shared interests and your child.

If he still prioritizes his adult brother's comfort over his family, then your ultimatum makes sense. You shouldn't have to sacrifice your sanity—or your finances-because your husband won't confront his brother.

- Kristin

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 21h

Me every time a promising book ends up annoying the fuck out of me (looking at you, Unicorn Hunters)

Homer Simpson lies in bed, staring up at the ceiling angrily

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 23h

That “maybe less hay next time” in reference to decorations for a WEDDING is some load-bearing shade. No wonder the sister/bride is pissed off.

AITA for telling my sister her wedding decor was too themed?

My sister just got married last weekend. She planned everything herself and was super excited about her 'rustic farm' theme. I went to the venue and it was a LOT. Hay bales everywhere fake sunflowers hanging from every beam. Even the food was all barn-themed which was a bit much for a formal wedding dinner.

During the reception she asked me what I thought and I was honest. I said it was 'a bit over the top' and that 'maybe less hay next time'. She got really upset and said I was being unsupportive and tried to ruin her day. My other sister thinks I was just being honest but my mom is on her side saying I should have just kept my mouth shut. Was I the asshole for giving my honest opinion?

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 28/09/2026

I guess that'll do, but don't look at it too closely.

Screenshot of Usagi and Minako from episode 92 taken directly from the Viz S Blu-Ray, but the video quality is significantly worse, oh lawd

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 27/09/2026

The Rolling Stone columnist is not a guy, people. C’mon, you’re just embarrassing yourselves now.

RollingStone
WHAT SOMEFOLKS REALLY MEAN
WHEN THEY CLAIM TO HAVE NEVER HEARD 'CHOOSIN'
TEXAS®
Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Ella Langley's record-setting song has a lot in common with saying
"I listen to anything but country"
BY MARISSA R. MOSS
SEP 26, 2026 | 5:00 AM

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 26/09/2026

Nyxie was a street cat, so while she doesn’t mind being petted, she can take or leave it. But if there’s a sun puddle, she LOVES to have her belly rubbed!

Nyx, a small black shorthaired cat, rolls around in some sunshine. SailorSoapbox’s hand is rubbing her little belly, and she is flailing her front legs playfully.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 26/09/2026

I was digging through my old edits to retrieve a Halloween avatar, and discovered this. I have no memory of making it. But it might be useful. 🤔

Simple text meme in impact font saying "This is a BAD take and you are BAD for making it"

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 25/09/2026

We have a new successor to the “Swift using pink and orange lighting means she’s secretly a lesbian”-level Gaylor Delusions. Folks, please get a grip. She’s cool with the gays. But she’s not one of us. And she ABSOLUTELY did not realize the cultural etymology of “patient zero.”

attitude
Did Taylor Swift make 'Patient Zero' for the gays? Inside the song's HIV/AIDS connotations
2h ago • Attitude Staff

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 23/09/2026

www.mentalfloss.com/entertainmen... I don’t know what it says about 1998 that its most popular song was about getting a boner while dancing, but it seems we were just really horny and/or sentimental back then.

1
"Too Close"
Next
2
"The Boy Is Mine"
Brandy and Monica
3
"You're Still the One"
Shania Twain
4
"Truly Madly Deeply"
Savage Garden
5
"How Do I Live"
LeAnn Rimes
6
"Together Again"
Janet
7
"All My Life"
K-Ci & JoJo
8
"Candle in the Wind 1997" / "Something
About the Way You Look Tonight"
Elton John
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"Nice & Slow"
Usher
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"I Don't Want to Wait"
Paula Cole

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 22/09/2026

Autumn means I get to break out the coded WLW shoes 💕

Photo of my beloved Doc Marten boots. They have a rose gold scaled pattern with rainbow iridescent shimmer.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 22/09/2026

Not pictured because this search engine kind of sucks: Dragon Quest VIII (PS2), Dark Cloud 2 (aka Dark Chronicle, PS2), Commander Keen 4 (PC) my9games.net/en

My 9 Games:
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am

Chrono Trigger (SNES)
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim (PS3)
Fallout: New Vegas (PC)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (NDS)
Duke Nukem (PC) - NOT THE FPS.
We Love Katamari (PS2)
Hades (PC)
Civilization VI (PC)
Bubble Bobble (Arcade)

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 21/09/2026

I told Nyxie I needed to go inside, so she started doing THIS.

Nyxie, a small black cat, rolls around adorably on a sunlit grey rug, while stretching her legs out as far as she can reach.

Another shot of Nyxie cutely stretching. What am I even supposed to do about this?

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 21/09/2026

THANK YOU! Also: The art that is used for Sailor Moon S isn’t official, that’s my own wallpaper! 🤣

MY 9 ANIME:

The 9 Anime That Shaped Who I Am

The Slayers Next
Kimagure Orange Road OVA
Kodocha
Fushigi Yugi: The Mysterious Play
Sailor Moon S
Magic Knight Rayearth
His and Her Circumstances
Vampire Princess Miyu
Swan Lake

#MyAnimes

A wallpaper I made more than a decade ago that used official promotional art for Sailor Moon S, but it did not have a rainbow sprinkle background originally. I added that. Note the “soapboxinggeek” (my old username) label in the corner.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 20/09/2026

Don’t tell anyone but I am VERY tipsy in this photo 😁

SailorSoapbox and Battlehork celebrating their anniversary

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 19/09/2026

How do we explain to women that, my god, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS NONSENSE, NO DICK IS THAT GOOD

My (F27) bf (M33) still doesn't know how to spell or pronounce my last name after 6 years together.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 years now. I found out the beginning of this year that he actually doesnt know how to spell or even pronounce my 5 letter last name.

Every flowers or packages that he sends either doesnt include my last name or it's spelled wrong. I've been reminding since. It's been 8 months and he still doesnt get it. He tries to make excuses when I correct him and he acts like it’s not a big deal since "im getting his last name" anyway.

I dont want to over react, but is this worth a breakup? It feels like there is no effort on his part to even remember something so basic about me.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 19/09/2026

I've made so many Sailor Moon wallpapers. SO MANY. But this one ranks in my all-time favourites. I was really cooking with gas, as the kids say. (And yes, there are hundreds more here: sailorsoapbox.com/wallpapers/)

A desktop wallpaper of the 4 Outer Senshi from Sailor Moon. Drawn by Naoko Takeuchi, the four women are wearing haute couture outfits and posing like professional models. I added a vaporwave-inspired aesthetic to the artwork, with a neon pink and purple gradient colour scheme and some bright geometric waves swooping behind and overlapping the characters.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 19/09/2026

My dearest friend, if you don't mind I'd like to join you by your side Where we can gaze into the stars And sit together, now and forever For it is plain as anyone can see We're simply meant to be 🖤 Happy anniversary, my @battlehork.bsky.social!

Battlehork and SailorSoapbox on their wedding day in 2020, in Pittsburgh’s Point State Park

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 19/09/2026

My own anniversary gift arrived just now! Thank you sweetie, I love this perfume 😘 @battlehork.bsky.social (Our actual anniversary is tomorrow. 6 seasons! And a movie.)

A box of Flower By Kenzo Eau de Parfum, and a stylishly curved perfume bottle. Both are decorated with poppies.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 18/09/2026

The stuff he does solely for himself is SO much nicer.

Unofficial art by Marco Albiero of Usagi transforming, surrounded by feathered wings and translucent ribbons.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 18/09/2026

In conclusion, taking HD screenshots of a Toei-animated series from 1992-1997 is a land of contrasts.

An in-between frame of Sailor Jupiter's "Sparkling Wide Pressure" sequence, in which her face is drawn in scant detail (her eyes appear squinted and out of focus) and her fingers look goofy.

A key frame from the same animated sequence, which actually looks really cool as Jupiter is about to hurl her electrified disc, with dangerously narrowed eyes.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 17/09/2026

Susan Collins is the LAST person I want to hear from re: actually standing up to Trump

CBCNEWS
Republican senator [Susan Collins of Maine] warns Carney:
Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S.
8h ago • Mike Crawley and Katie Simpson

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 15/09/2026

I hate it when record companies mislabel things. This isn’t a remaster, it’s a re-recording with a different lead singer. It’s actually not bad as far as re-recordings go (at least compared to the K-Tel garbage) but it’s still pretty damn deceptive. Oh, and I can’t report mislabeled tracks anymore!

Screenshot of Apple Music playing a “remastered” version of The Sweet’s Ballroom Blitz that is DEFINITELY not the original version. It doesn’t help that the album cover is painfully amateurish.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 15/09/2026

Even older, if we consider Bible recitations to be a variant. But the implication isn’t subtle:

120 Books to Celebrate 30
Years of Oprah's Book Club

Presented by Oprah's Book Club

Thirty years. That's how long Oprah's Book Club has been putting books into people's hands, sparking conversations at kitchen tables, in group chats, and between total strangers on the subway. What started in 1996 as a simple idea (What if we all read the same book and talked about it?) became a reading movement, with millions of readers along the way. This September, Oprah's team is celebrating that legacy with "30 Books I Can't Forget," a monthlong look back at the titles that stuck with Oprah long after she turned the last page.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/09/2026

That patronizing “Pretending you won’t watch is adorable” quote from JK Rowling is from a parody account, people. Not sure what the “joke” is supposed to be, given that she verifiably says horrific things all the time, but all the same, let’s try not to be gullible.

CULTURE CAVE
Culture Cave Q @CultureCave_
J.K. Rowling when asked about people refusing to watch the upcoming HBO Harry Potter series because of her:
"Pretending you won't watch is adorable."

Culture Cave @CultureCave_
Culture Cave is your #1 Source for parody / satire news. My posts reflect what I'd like to see happen.
Independent and Unaffiliated.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 12/09/2026

These ads would have run in Canadian supermarkets! Maple Leaf Foods are still around, and apparently have never stopped doing very bizarre marketing stunts.

Maple Leaf Foods’ presence at the St. John’s Santa Claus Parade, in which some poor guy has to wear a suit shaped like an anthropomorphic big stick of bologna with a sheepish expression

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 11/09/2026

This comment doesn’t have nearly enough downvotes 💀

Sailor Uranus's clit is actually a dick, she is a Futanari, a Dickgirl, both make and female reproductive orgasms, her testicles are inside of her body instead of the outside.
This is also gender inclusive (not being Woke). But you see, most of the Sailor Scouts (Moon, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, and Mercury) are heterosexual women. Neptune is basically a lesbian. Pluto seems to be Asexual/non-sexual. Saturn is apparently Pansexual or Bisexual. and Mini Moon is a Queer Little girl who is in love with her father and a shapeshifting Horse God. So Uranus being a naturally born Trans/Futa actually makes sense from an Inclusivity perspective.
① -11
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 11/09/2026

Making a podcast about a topic this absurd is bad enough, but TWELVE EPISODES OF DISCUSSING GERBIL BUTT RUMOURS??

'THE
Hollywood
REPORTER
Column
Folklore
ALLEN SALKIN
Hollywood's Most Unkillable Rumor
What's the first thing you think of when you hear the word 'gerbil'? And why has the salacious urban legend - perhaps the first viral meme - burrowed so deeply into our ... collective subconscious? I created a 12-part podcast to find out

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 10/09/2026

I’d just return the damn earrings, but I’m in agreement with Prudence re: the “dump his ass” advice. He’s doing the “I spent a lot of money on your gift, how dare you be so ungrateful as to have a medical condition I somehow never noticed” thing.

Dear Prudence,
My boyfriend "Jake" got me a really nice pair of ruby earrings for my birthday three weeks ago. They are beyond gorgeous, but there's one problem-my ears aren't pierced, and Jake wants me to have my ears pierced so I can wear them. The trouble is, I have a tendency toward developing keloid scars. Piercings can trigger them, and the last thing I need are keloided-up earlobes. I've offered to have the earrings made into a necklace (which I like the idea of better anyway), but
Jake is acting all offended and it's becoming a sore point. What can I do?
—Exorcised Over Earrings

Dear Exorcised,
Assuming you told Jake about the keloid situation and he continued to push his piercing agenda, here's what you can do: sell the earrings and use the proceeds to buy a new outfit for the first date you go on after the two of you break up. Because the way he's behaving is ridiculous and shows a total lack of care for you. If you haven't explained why you're hesitant, well, I'm sorry to say I still don't like him at all. Health condition or not, gifting earrings to a person who doesn't want to poke holes in her earlobes, pushing her to do so, and then sulking over the proposal of a perfectly nice compromise is jerk behavior. Maybe try to play a mental trick on yourself: Pretend like you develop keloids every time someone disrespects you or disregards your wellbeing. That should give you the motivation to leave him.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 09/09/2026

“My wife is hot. UNBELIEVABLY sexy. You must understand how incredibly fuckable she is. My sister is jealous of my boneriffic wife and doesn’t want her at her upcoming wedding. Oh, and by the way, Sex Bomb Wife and Sister’s Fiance used to date, but that’s probably unrelated.”

Dear Prudence,
My wife is smoking. She is the most gorgeous woman ever. She acts as if it's not that bad; it's so bad that strangers STOP on the street to look at her. I'm not joking. This devilishly smoking woman looks like a mix of Adriana Lima, Anok Yai, and Sofia Vergara-being half Brazilian and half Eritrean.
My sister is getting married. She and I are basically look-alikes, meaning she's a pretty average-looking white woman, and I'm an average-looking white man.
She wants to invite my wife and me, but she is scared about attention being naturally drawn to my (her words, not mine) "exotic wifey." To which I said, she's not exotic; she's just like her and me, human. She scoffed and said I am invited, but not my wife.

To be fair, my wife is naturally flirty-with everyone, though, from seniors to friends. So I understand why my sister could feel a little threatened, knowing that the groom-to-be and my wife used to date for a year or two in college, long, long ago. My wife knows about this and is fine with not going and staying home. But I do not want to put down my wife because of my sister's insecurities. If her husband-to-be truly loves her, he wouldn't feel anything for my wife on their wedding day. So should I take my wife to the wedding?
Or put my pride aside and leave her at home?
-Average Husband

Dear Average Husband,
What a turn this took! Why did I hear about your wife's genetic admixture before I heard about the fact that she used to date the groom? It sounds like you and your sister are equally guilty of exoticising her and creating an overblown story about her power to derail a wedding day with her appearance and flirty glances.
I'd even go as far as to suggest that the whole "her parents are from these two different countries, so she's so breathtakingly gorgeous and such a celebrity lookalike that nobody who's near her can pay attention to anyone else" narrative gives you a thrill. I guess if that dynamic works in your marriage, that's your business. The more disturbing part is that your sister is, as you suggest, dehumanizing her with the "exotic wifey" label, which is pretty racist.
Plus, it's a distraction from the real reason she doesn't want your wife there: the previous relationship your wife had with the groom. It's a simple case of jealousy.
Your wife doesn't care, thankfully. I'm happy she isn't relying on your family for acceptance or validation. So let her stay home. And, by the way, resist telling your sister that she looks beautiful in her dress "for an average white person."

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 08/09/2026

Ma’am, what do you mean when you describe Giselle as “awkward?” Does she say inappropriate things? Is she very shy? Perhaps she’s autistic. Or maybe doesn’t share the same interests as her peers. “Awkward” is a *very* loaded word. My ableism alarms are ringing.

Dear Care and Feeding,

My daughter, "Samantha," started third grade earlier this month, and her teacher has instituted something that I think is unfair. "Miss Dumbass)" has assigned the kids to sit at tables in groups of six, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is that she has assigned each kid a "friend" whom they are required to play with during the morning recess. Doing so results in "friendship points," which they can trade in for candy or small toys at the end of the month. Even worse is that Miss D has said that if the kids socialize together outside of school, they get triple the points.
Samantha has been assigned to be "friends" with
"Giselle," whom she cannot stand. I've met this kid and see her point: She is very awkward, and none of my daughter's friends like her.

My husband says Samantha needs to learn how to deal with difficult people because she's going to encounter them in life anyway, but I don't think what Miss D is doing is at all appropriate; you can't force friendship with others. I would speak to her teacher about it, but I'm worried that Miss D will take it out on my daughter if I do (other parents whose kids have been in her class have said she's very thin-skinned). Would it be best to go straight to the principal and ask that Samantha be transferred to another classroom?

-Involuntary Friends

Dear Involuntary Friends,

Your husband is right that, especially in third grade and at higher levels, your daughter is going to continue to meet other students that she might not want to be friends with but will need to be around in school settings. Transferring her into another classroom doesn't make much sense to me. What if she ends up in a similar situation there, too?

Instead, focus on helping her navigate this one year, building skills that can help her in the future. If she brings up certain instances in which her class "friend" says or does things she doesn't like, ask her questions about it and help her come up with solutions. "How did that make you feel?" "Do you think that's a situation to ignore or one that calls for bringing in an adult?"

You definitely don't have to make your daughter hang out with someone she doesn't want to spend time with outside of school. It sounds like it's not even a requirement at school. Your daughter might not care about the treats or toys either way (but you can certainly give your daughter the same treats at home if she does). You may be more upset at the fairness (or unfairness) of the task than she is.

You mentioned connecting with the parents of kids who've been in her class in the past, but what about the parents of other current students? Do they also see this as a problem? If they do, you all could address this with her collectively so it doesn't fall only on your daughter.

Above all, I think you need to seriously reconsider your own approach to this teacher. While it's totally fair to dislike and want to address the way a teacher is handling something in the classroom, calling someone
"Miss D(umbass)," even in secret, shows you don't have respect for the person who's with your child for hours and hours on end every week. That's a problem, especially because this is the only issue you've mentioned having with her (and it's a pretty minor one in the grand scheme of things!). If you don't reframe how you think about educators, you're going to have a hard time as your daughter continues to grow and enter other grades, too.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 06/09/2026

Yeah, your little shit sure showed his significantly younger and more trusting cousins what for! They should have known better than to have been raised religious!

Dear Care and Feeding,

Last week my 12-year-old son "Preston" got one of those voice modulators and played a prank on his cousins when they came to visit.
My sister-in-law, "Amanda," is raising her two boys,
"Mike" and "Ike" (ages 6 and 7), to be fundamentalist Christian in the worst way. Mike and Ike were in the family room when Preston used the modulator while hiding behind the couch to give himself a booming voice and told the boys it was God talking to them. As a test of fait, he ordered them to walk through the wall, saying he would remove it. Mike and Ike ended up crashing into the wall. Preston then emerged from hiding laughing his ass off while Mike and Ike ran sobbing to their mom.
Now Amanda is furious and demanding an apology (and declaring Preston is going to Hell). My wife thinks our son needs to apologize. I think what happened was hilarious, not to mention being a good dose of reality for our nephews. In my opinion, if they're that gullible they got what was coming to them. Sorry, not sorry, right?

Dear Riot,
Is what happened funny? Perhaps. Is what happened OK? Unfortunately not. Preston is older than his cousins, and he shouldn't make fun of their religious indoctrination in a way that involves them. Joking around with you and his mom is one thing, but causing them harm? It would have been much funnier for your son to do this to Amanda-and it still wouldn't have
been OK! What do you think that your nephews learned? That God isn't real? I highly doubt that this little joke has challenged their faith in anyone aside from their big cousin. If you want them to listen to him when it matters-perhaps when it comes to issues of sexuality or identity or bigotry-then this isn't the way he should be engaging with them now. What your son did was mean and he should apologize, period.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 04/09/2026

If you’re not already following me and/or considering me as the most influential Bluesky user over 38, you’re missing out on premium Calico Content.

Ginger, the aforementioned Premium Calico. She’s the Queen of All Felines.

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 04/09/2026

I let my hair grow back into its natural dark brown, but I wonder if I would have gotten more “acts woke” points if I still had the high-maintenance anime hair.

SailorSoapbox with freshly dyed pink, blue and purple hair inspired by the colour palette of Sailor Moon’s transformations

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 04/09/2026

mak-life.github.io/ChudWokeValu... According to the chart, I’m roughly equivalent to Nelson Mandela. I’ll take it.

Acts Chud
Is Woke
is Chad
Acts Woke
Is Axis (x): -6.69
Acts Axis (y): -3.88
v0.8.9 mak-life.github.io/ChudWokeValues

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 04/09/2026

I find that this test can’t quite handle a southern Ontario accent, other than that I definitely don’t talk like a Southerner.

My dialect map, noting that I sound like someone from either Maine or San Francisco, which seems a bit incongruous

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 03/09/2026

So how old do we think this Very Stinky Man is? My money’s on ~25, and I bet his dick isn’t even that good.

AITA for telling my girlfriend that she needs to shave her legs?
quote:
Here me out, before you all throw the misogynist card. I'll keep it as short as possible.
As background information, my girlfriend is very high-maintenance. She doesn't wear makeup or do fancy things with her hair, but she's always spending money on creams and oils and masks or whatever to put on her face and skin.
She says it helps moisturize and keep her skin and pores healthy. Honestly, I say that anything from health stores and brands is a waste of money but it's her money sol don't say much.
She is also very controlling when it comes to me and my apartment. My housemates and I are very busy and we hardly have guests over to entertain them. It's not like there are dead rats in the corners of the place but she doesn't like the occasional sweater thrown on the floor or dishes in the sink and she's always telling me to stop doing that.
On to the story, we were invited to my friend's wedding and because live much closer to the venue, she stayed the night (cue the complaining about dishes, paper on floor, etc.). I had a long day so I decided not to shower, which again she complained about but let it go since I told her l'd shower in the morning.

In the morning when we were getting ready, I decided not to shower because I overslept and thought that washing my face and putting some cologne and deodorant would be more than sufficient. My girlfriend obviously protested saying that I was gross, so I got pretty annoyed and told her that it's gross that she doesn't shave her legs because it's a huge turn off and it's disgusting. It's bad enough that she doesn't wear makeup or heals or normal things girls are supposed to do. I know I can't force her to do anything but it's expected, you know? We're going to a damn wedding.
Things escalated and she got mad, saying that not showering was not the same thing as not shaving, especially is guys are not expected to shave. But society has already made that call. She then changed her clothes from slacks and a blouse to a dress that went to her knee, making her legs even more obvious. My mom says that I'm TA and is siding with Sabz.
This is ridiculous, AITA?
EDIT: I want to point out that, besides this issue, everything with my girlfriend is great and we're compatible on honestly every other aspect of life. I don't often comment on her legs, but this was a WEDDING!

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 03/09/2026

@andrusi.bsky.social The worst is past, I think. RIP to those poor fuckers in Buffalo though.

Precipitation map of Southern Ontario/Western New York in which Buffalo, as usual, gets the extreme precipitation

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 02/09/2026

I can absolutely guarantee that none of these series are forgotten - ESPECIALLY not Animorphs and Give Yourself Goosebumps! The word you want, Mental Floss, is “dormant.” Bad Mental Floss! Bad!!

11 Forgotten Books Every '90s Kid
Loved Growing Up
1h ago • Matt Hoffman

1. Animorphs
2. Give Yourself Goosebumps
3. The Adventures of the Bailey
School Kids
4. Dinotopia
5. Sweet Valley Twins
6. The Saddle Club
7. Dear America
8. Wishbone
9. The Time Warp Trio
10.My Teacher Is an Alien
11.The Zack Files

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 01/09/2026

I think Apple News just called me the f-slur. … *saves the article to read later*

For You
News+ recommendations based on what you read.
News+
HistoryExtra MAGAZINE
"Sodomy was a very
widespread phenomenon": the secret sex lives of China's most infamous pirates

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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 31/08/2026

I have added even more requested high-res Sailor Moon screenshots to my gallery. Including this one. Isn't it beautiful? www.patreon.com/SailorSoapbo...

A frame from Sailor Moon S episode 127, showing Sailor Saturn at an extreme angle as she is about to leap backwards.

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