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Gordon, like a 90 year old

@sailorgordo.bsky.social
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Melbourne. The prettiest sailor soldier. Take a shot for every time I mention my bike. Ask me about my cats. 日本語いつでもどうぞ。 PSN: moonlitgordo Switch: SW-4395-6988-4191

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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Good morning from my Pikachu to yours
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This still seems compromising idk
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Currently reviewing a resume which includes “runner up, university PUBG tournament” as an achievement.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
POV I’m interviewing you for a job and also maybe I’m not wearing any pants
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Your face here, ask me how.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This was so much fun and I will absolutely be doing it again
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just think it’s neat
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I pushed through my hungover and forced myself to the gym, please clap.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Pool party, minus the sunshine.
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matthewdr.bsky.social @matthewdr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Summer down under ☀️
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
POV: you’re the mirror I found several beers deep into work drinks last night
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Good morning, I just got a promotion and am now bathing in the glory of my newly updated email signature.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Anyone for a ride?
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Everyday it’s like the US hopes to set a new low. Each headline is worse than the last. What on earth compels someone to vote for this shit?
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
hi
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Haha that’s crazy, what if you put your face here though?
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Is this anything?
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My friends continue to be the most beautiful people. @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Intrusive thoughts telling me I should play Wind Waker, objectively the best Zelda, again
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Old maiden type of shoes.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Anyone for a gelato?
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
hi
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Genuinely do not understand the point of people using ChatGPT in their job applications. First of all, it’s beyond obvious that your responses are coming from a robot. Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother?
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Swim brief recommendations wanted please, preferably ones that don’t cost hundreds of dollars🙇
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
good morning btw
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I had a great workout thanks for asking
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Good girls get tested regularly
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Happy work from home day to those who celebrate
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Anyway my legs looked crazy here
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Body image is so silly. Like what do you mean yesterday I felt hot as shit with a strong sense of confidence and pride in my appearance, but today I caught my reflection at a weird angle and now I’m knee deep in body dysmorphia? So silly.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Just walked out of what was meant to be a “free dental consult” $500 poorer, very fucking cool and budgeted for
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
A speedo photo? On this 38 degree day? Surely not.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
sure is hot today
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Starting to think maybe I am just a very sweaty man
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
good morning
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Wait, Lotad floats?
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh I’ve seen this movie
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Good morning from my change room
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
For the arm/armpit community
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Why did I install Balatro last night this is ruining my life
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
work from home continues to be a vibe
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Still sweaty, thanks for asking.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My best friend is better than yours @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Vein/vain update
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Sweaty, sleepy.
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
hi
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Tap to load me in 4K or whatever
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Eternally grateful I was taught how to cook
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The face of a man who just finished a 7:30pm meeting
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Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Eating a pork bun rn if you even care
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