Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Good morning from my Pikachu to yours 544010
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025This still seems compromising idk 03283
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Currently reviewing a resume which includes “runner up, university PUBG tournament” as an achievement. 1420
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025POV I’m interviewing you for a job and also maybe I’m not wearing any pants 145224
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025This was so much fun and I will absolutely be doing it again 83737
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I pushed through my hungover and forced myself to the gym, please clap. 73174
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Pool party, minus the sunshine. 874510
Reposted by Gordon, like a 90 year oldmatthewdr.bsky.social @matthewdr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Summer down under ☀️ 0811
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025POV: you’re the mirror I found several beers deep into work drinks last night 33403
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Good morning, I just got a promotion and am now bathing in the glory of my newly updated email signature. 7990
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Everyday it’s like the US hopes to set a new low. Each headline is worse than the last. What on earth compels someone to vote for this shit? 2562
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Haha that’s crazy, what if you put your face here though? 52444
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My friends continue to be the most beautiful people. @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social 12174
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Intrusive thoughts telling me I should play Wind Waker, objectively the best Zelda, again 2590
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Genuinely do not understand the point of people using ChatGPT in their job applications. First of all, it’s beyond obvious that your responses are coming from a robot. Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother? 5590
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Swim brief recommendations wanted please, preferably ones that don’t cost hundreds of dollars🙇 6300
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I had a great workout thanks for asking 23239
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Good girls get tested regularly 11942
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Happy work from home day to those who celebrate 62596
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Anyway my legs looked crazy here 166016
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Body image is so silly. Like what do you mean yesterday I felt hot as shit with a strong sense of confidence and pride in my appearance, but today I caught my reflection at a weird angle and now I’m knee deep in body dysmorphia? So silly. 81341
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Just walked out of what was meant to be a “free dental consult” $500 poorer, very fucking cool and budgeted for 2280
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025A speedo photo? On this 38 degree day? Surely not. 54177
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Starting to think maybe I am just a very sweaty man 5780
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Good morning from my change room 25523
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Why did I install Balatro last night this is ruining my life 6932
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025work from home continues to be a vibe 62932
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Still sweaty, thanks for asking. 47098
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025My best friend is better than yours @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social 01030
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Tap to load me in 4K or whatever 02462
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Eternally grateful I was taught how to cook 21023
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The face of a man who just finished a 7:30pm meeting 42565
Gordon, like a 90 year old @sailorgordo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Eating a pork bun rn if you even care 42201