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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 6h
excuse me🧎‍♂️ #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 7h
Taika is cute, Rhys is so fucking hot (God help me🥵) - that’s the universe🥹😄💦 #RhysDarbyFaction #taikawaititi
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 7h
.....🥵🥵💦💦🫠😤🫦 #RhysDarbyFaction
Rhys in a blue suitHe looks like the perfect James Bond
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 8h
My favorite video right now🥰🥹 #RhysDarbyFaction #taikawaititi
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The number of AI-generated videos on Instagram is just off the charts. Even for things like recipes or drawings of simple flowers. What the hell, are people too lazy to draw a fucking flower?🤦‍♂️ But seriously, I’d be happy if there were a "don't show me AI content" button. Somehow, I don't see one.
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a born adventurer🫡💖 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The gentleman pirate i presume? #ofmd
A white button mushroom shaped like a penis. Thanks to my friend for the photo xdd
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
angel🥹🩵 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who bit off the button?👁️👅👁️ #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😤.......good morning🍆😭💦 #RhysDarbyFaction
New red-carpet photos of Rhys: he’s wearing a blue blazer, a white shirt, dark trousers, and patent leather shoes. Stunning, as always.same, closer
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love sunny, freckled boys🧡(only 50+, please😆) #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Woof woof woof💦 (omg damn sexy pastel pink glasses, amazing glasses baby ajwjjhajjwj💥) #RhysDarbyFaction
Rhys in a dark green T-shirt and large new glasses
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't believe Mary will be there👏😍 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can anyone help me find a clip from this concert? I lost it and can't find it anywhere😭 It was about Rhys calling cats home - I THINK it’s from this concert. (You know what the most-watched part here? He says "good boy"😄) #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hello, gorgeous🫠❤️‍🔥 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These jeans are good for only one thing—taking them off as soon as possible😤 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.instagram.com/leo_di_fazio/ Stumbled upon this by chance... looks like a million references for #OFMD 💦
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I want this one. Where can I get this one?🥲❤️‍🔥 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
woof🤤 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
baby, baby boy (thinking about ultra-violence in the form of another thirst trap, I’m sure) #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also... what is that mysterious thing in his hands? (man is so cute btw😭❤️‍🔥) #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't pretend you didn't get turned on by him flipping through his paper diary in 2026🧎‍♂️ #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, of course, he's an angel🩵🥰 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn, I came up with a joke: when you haven't Rhysie selfies for a 1 day *runs away with stuppied giggling* #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*sighs* Rhys Darby maybe... Someday, today🥲🙏 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
👑🧎‍♂️ #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is a nectarine, you fools!😡😤(and an amazing tummy, tummy is amazing) #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
live there, between the hills😍😘 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm so grateful for his penchant for sitting in those weird outdoor jacuzzis, really💦💦 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He's so beautiful that I thought it was some kind of generated image/photoshop, but it's a real shot😅🥹💖 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Does anyone have a short audio clip from TCF where Rhys is speaking from an alien's perspective (I think)? I remember there was "put the dog down" and the other aliens were asking "why my lord?!" he answered "because we're having a fun day today" - this😅😅 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Look at him - the most precious cutie in the world🤏💖 #RhysDarbyFaction #ofmd
Stede climbs onto the deck
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wanted to ask him what I should pour in there, but for some reason ANY question, including this one, seems inappropriate😅😅 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Victoriada (dream version) @dreams-of-june.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This
Stede standing on the ship deck with the shirt cut at the chest, proudly displaying it said chest
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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Reality sucks? Why not treat yourself to Rhys Darby waving anal beads around
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love "no reason" videos, these are my favorites🥰💖 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A slightly hoarse voice in the morning is just an ear massage realy🫠🤤 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
baby, baby boy🥰 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guys, this video needs some love and comments💖 I would also like to discuss Rhys's calm stories and sign the necessary petitions for implementation✍️ #RhysDarbyFaction www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwMc...
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Rhys Darby: 25 Years (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
mmmh🤤🤤 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
zaddy😋💦 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
that`s a relief😅
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Normal people: put a keychain on their keys. Me: buy a boat for the little guy...⛵🩵😄 #ofmd
A keychain with Stede on a small model ship
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s a really beautiful cup, actually (made by a beautiful guy because)🩵😍 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The next photo is on horseback🤞😊 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hello gorgeous😏🥰 #RhysDarbyFaction
Rhys`s selfie
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
option: shrink to the size of a fairy, fall into this hair and roll around there🧚‍♂️🥰 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You know... I think they were forced to remove the broadcast from YouTube (it didn't pass the age rating)🤣🤣 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think Rhys was ahead of the curve. He was so hot and horny that a lot of us were just overwhelmed by the fact that we got too much💀 #RhysDarbyFaction
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Sailor @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Important💙 #RhysDarbyFaction
Reese, well... he moans, threading the microphone cord through his shirt, the shirt is pulled up and blue underwear is visible...
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