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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Janine Grafalo’s Veterinarian character from the movie The Truth about Cats and Dogs “You can love your pets, but just don’t LOVE your pets”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They are going to try to wheel him in, badly taxidermied and looking surprised
A badly taxidermied bear, cross-eyed looking like Rodney Dangerfield
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bilbo, contemplating the One Ring “after all why not?”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DeHavilland tails:
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
3 Christs and a Kangaroo later.
John Cleese as the pope exclaims to Michelangelo "Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! I may not know much about art, but I know what I like."
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
‘Stephen,’ he said, 'how are your bees?’
'They are very well, I thank you; they show great activity, even enthusiasm. But,’ he added, with a slight hesitation, 'I seem to detect a certain reluctance to return to their hive.’
'Do you mean to say you let them out?’ cried Jack. 'Do you mean that there are sixty thousand bees howling for blood in the cabin?’
'No, no. Oh no. Not above half that number; perhaps even less.
Post Captain, Patrick O’Brian
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Cat from Red Dwarf looking like Sex on Wheels.
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Man. When it comes to elections I can see the Supreme Court being able to weigh in, but the states reactions to the executive branch should be:
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Cary Elwes as Robin Hood “This is a target rich environment”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
White text on a blue background “don’t get the discord subpoenaed”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Yes, I think it’s a suit, I’m not fashion-aware enough to be sure, maybe it’s one of those “when you are cool, you look cool” deals too.
Tom Petty holding a hollow body guitar wearing a double breasted suit with silver buttons on the sleeves and chest, underneath, a white T shirt with a big cartoony flower, surrounded by attractive circus performers and looking cool.
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What the hell is *THAT*
Detail from Trumpsiah AI generated “drawing” detail showing some kind of demon angel Statue of Liberty weirdness with maybe boobs descending from heaven holding hands with some kind of shadowy figure.
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
8:00 AM 1/20/2029, and only uncomfy pillows.
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I hope the nurses that are sticking him for the IV are walking down to the room he’s waiting in dragging the needle against the wall to dull it and then rooting around in his hand like the weird old lady from Labyrinth digging through Sarah’s toys.
Picture of the very creepy hoarder from the movie Labyrinth. Hopefully she has a needle that looks like a corkscrew wrapped in barbed wire.
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Picture of John Calvin’s corpse climbing out of a coffin in a crypt to fuck with the living by making them have bad ideas.
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Danny John-Jules in his costume as the cat from Red Dwarf. Wearing a purple sequined shirt and looking so sexy he “makes men wet”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Dude with googley eyes in response to the picture with googley nipples
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Carey Elwes as Robin from Robin Hood Men In Tights looking happily like he’s about to do some redistribution with the test “This is a target rich environment”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cry me a fucking river.
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Picture of the children from Lord of the Flies, dirty, holding wooden spears wearing only underwear
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Nerdy character from X-Files episode saying  “I didn’t spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Watching Brooks movies makes your brain happy.
Marty Feldman as Igor from Young Frankenstein holds a brain in a jar, next to a label saying “do not use this brain - ABNORMAL”
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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sailingthepuddle.bsky.social @sailingthepuddle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Black and white picture of the store from the movieClerks with the roll up door shut over the store front and a large sheet with “I ASSURE YOU WE ARE OPEN!” Written crudely in shoe polish hanging in front.
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