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@sailcode.bsky.social
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Sailer. Coder. Lead PHP Stan. Santa Barbarian. "Radical Left Scum." Doomscroller. Make politics boring again. ☕️ First.

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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apropos of nothing
A paper grocery bag from Whole Foods, during the Covid pandemic, when they labeled the bags with stickers to keep the online orders together. This one was labeled, "movie 7 of 9", "Seven of Nine" being the name of the character portrayed by Jeri Ryan in Star Trek the Next Generation.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Helimes? Theienes?
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
A screenshot from an iconic episode of The Twilight Zone, "To Serve Man," in which the humans finally translate the book only to discover that the aliens are planning to eat the humans.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Wanted to heart this one, but
the number of the beast, therefore I couldn't disrupt the universe
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Land of the Lost cast
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One person asks, "Is it war crime o'clock yet?"

The next tweet in the feed makes it look like someone responded with, "An hour and a half to go" (although they are unrelated skeets).
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Apparently not this chode.
Screenshot of Robert James Ritchie (aka "Kid Rock") appearing in a promotional exercise video with RFK, Jr.

Ritchie is seen here attempting to flip off the cameraperson. But with his thumb being extended, it reveals that he doesn't even know how to properly give someone the bird. What an absolute tool! (Apologies to tools everywhere.)
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The more advanced models are better, but yeah. They are still not truly "intelligent."
Claude Sonnet 4.5 says to walk for all the usual dumb reasons, but also because "walking saves you from the slightly awkward situation of having a dirty car drive 300 meters to get cleaned."Claude Opus 4.6 says, "Drive! You need your car at the car wash to get it washed."
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
To be extremely fair, Noem is her married name. But then again, all three of their kids have a K in the name. They did stop short of giving the third kid a name that _starts_ with a K, though. Might have been too on-the-nose, at least back then.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I had the same question.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
No. I cannot. If we have come to this, then the US is a failed state. I was hoping we could … but … yyeeaahh …
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
AI won't always be this bad at attempting to depicting real life, but it's important to never use AI slop.
Crop of an AI-generated image showing "Cent‘ter" instead of "Center."Crop of an AI-generated image showing a person missing a pupil.Crop of an AI-generated image showing a lapel pin that is purportedly an American Flag, but has green stripes and a green canton.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Bro in the background, looking at his feet, baseball cap bill obscuring his face, looking like "Get me the hell out of here; this is so embarrassing."
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Every accusation is a confession with these people.
AP article titled "Colorado woman found guilty of voter fraud for casting ballots for late ex-husband and son." Highlighted article text shows that the person found guilty is a Republican.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
ChatGPT finally giving up after 298 lines, when asked if there is a seahorse emoji. Then it was asked why it can't just admit there is none. It went into deep-thinking mode.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
He didn't deny it.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
**Good news?** I mean, yes, it’s good news, but it shouldn’t BE news. This is supposed to be a free country.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
No lies detected
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
confused
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
* YOU'RE
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Borrowed from a recent @colbertlateshow.bsky.social show.
Bumper sticker on a Tesla that reads, "I bought this after Elon went crazy, but in my defense, I don't really follow the news. Anybody want to go to a Diddy concert?"
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@anakasparian.bsky.social @theyoungturks.bsky.social who edits these things?
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@jayarjackson.bsky.social lil typo? Mean brakes?
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
But we should totally let AI fire people from their jobs...
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Disclaimer: I don’t know who this guy is, but if he is 237x as smart as he looks, that’s a “oh god, what did I get myself into” face. But he probably isn’t.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Shows the username "BeckFuzos" (a play on Fuck Bezos) next to the Subscribe button at Washington Post.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Can’t imagine why it’s unavailable.
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I’ve been in a sane country for two weeks, and it feels great!
Map of Aotearoa New Zealand
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Sailcode @sailcode.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Local legend here in Te Anau has it that this mountain might’ve been the inspiration for Te Fiti. But obviously many mountains can take on the appearance of … whatever our minds want.
A lake and mountain scene near Te Anau, Southland, Aotearoa New Zealand, in which one of the mountains looks something like a woman’s face.
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