𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I think it be fun to take the family to New York A fun trip- Holy shit we never did do a family trip… 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 12/11/2024He rubbed his tired eyes but did a double look at [READER] 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2024“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WEDDING ABOUT TO BE A MONTH AWAY?!” 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 10/11/2024“Im thinking about breaking that fourth wall again.” 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 09/11/2024“….pregnancy sucks when your drop stuff..” 010
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2024“Uh… no I think it work- they look- confused.” Wukong crossed his arms as he smiled. A bit proud. 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Wukong sighed. “It’s a blessing and a curse to be the one to break the fourth wall sometimes..” 010
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 05/11/2024“Come on look!” Wukong pointed to… ‘nothing’ 010
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 05/11/2024“HEY YOU!!” “Yeah! You!! Behind the screen!!” “Hi!” 040
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 04/11/2024He rubbed his face in annoyance. “I wanna fight damnit..” 000
Reposted by 𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜ANZAN!!! @anzanoffical.bsky.social · 01/11/2024PREGNANT MEN ATTACK!!!! 🫃🫃🏾🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🫃🏾🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🫃🏾🫃🏽🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏾🏄🫃🏿🫃🏿😭🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🏾🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🫃🏾🏄 021
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 02/11/2024“ ‘m up..” He’s been sleeping a whole day. Being a dick takes a lot of energy. 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 27/10/2024“FOUR MORE MONTHS GUYS!!” He laugh but began sniffing. “I feel like a fucking balloon!!!” 010
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I don’t 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 24/10/2024“Please- PLEASE get me ice cream with chocolate chips and frozen strawberries-“ 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 23/10/2024I.. sorta feel you on that- Could just be my mood swings… Maybe- hot glue teeth on you? 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Well- I’ll dragged them around after shaking them like some rabid dog- So they made a cage to lock me up but I ate through the metal. 000
𝙎𝙪̄𝙣 𝙒𝙪̀𝙠𝙤̄𝙣𝙜 @sageequalmonkey.bsky.social · 23/10/2024How I miss attacking people like that Luckily the cage is gone 010
