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Sage Suede

@sage-suede.bsky.social
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Queer psychedelic electropop dance music. Don’t listen to Sage Suede music, unless you’re man enough! Youtube.com/c/SageSuede

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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 2h
Her best client
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On August 14th, meta said I was no longer being false flagged by AI as I have been constantly for several years on repeat on every platform. Today, less than 3 weeks later I found that once again my page is being restricted on facebook and had to be submitted again for approval.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I don't know why the hell I have to go through all this to be shunned, stalked and verbally abused while AI removes all of our opportunities
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dick Breath🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 hype-index.com/projects/dic...
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No one really cares about men being stronger anymore. They just care about hair towel wraps. This hair towel wrap is inferior to a more complex knotted or braided style and could fall out at any moment. This hair towel wrap is a problem just waiting to happen.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t vote for Sage Suede
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you tell people that you feel sad, all they’ll do is abuse you and make everything worse. That’s why I always lie that I’m good.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Only stupid people are offended by swearing that isn’t targeted at them. Everyone else understands context.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not enough people are getting vaccinated and it’s killing the babies. Babies don’t have the same immune systems that we do and it’s your job to protect them from extremists spreading violent propaganda without a medical license. #savethebabies
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI censorship should be illegal
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kabuki sloth has listened to Sage Suede for his entire life. The only reason you don’t know his fav artist is that the sloth types too slowly and he falls asleep on the keyboard.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kabuki sloth is listening to Sage Suede #music
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bit.ly/Sage-Suede-epk
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Onions ain’t a vegetable. They the seasoning.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fans of Sage Suede have impeccable taste. Their superior powers of discernment may even make them more offended by brainwashed evil clones, but those soulless husks are too stupid to know they offended them in the first place.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I was in band in high school, a pro recorded our marching performance and (can’t make this up) at the climax they did a sudden camera change to a close up on my d***, which was covered by an instrument, before zooming out to show the other 400 people on the field. I don’t have recording
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Only humans and some aliens listen to Sage Suede. No bots.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“I no longer want to listen to (canadian prostitute famous for being exploited). I want to listen to Sage Suede.” - (redacted)
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When AI was implemented, it ruined my career and all social media. I had to change careers instead of moving into a senior position and started over. Posts don’t get seen anymore and I don’t feel motivated to share music when almost no one gets to hear it.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m not drinking coffee that has Torani syrup anymore because it has sodium benzoate & citric acid, which forms benzin (a known carcinogen) when heated.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve learned radical acceptance that every 5-10 minutes a narcissistic woman says something disparaging for attention from others or the person she is narcissistically harassing (often me) and you have to accept that this is reality anywhere you go.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What kind of AI censorship is this on Bagel? Aurelia doesn’t even have bond level 3, poor thing. #nte
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can I block content with trending audio? It’s derivative, dull, selected by AI and in bad taste
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Most of the bands out there only release 3-5 albums before they fizzle out and a lot of solo artists won’t release that many either. Musicians need to make music for the joy of the art, not for attention.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Compressing vocals doesn’t make all songs better. Sometimes I don’t compress them because it just sounds better not to.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People keep telling me that I should be more known but every time I post anything it is censored by AI and some nobody woman that wants to assault me without consent says something verbally abusive, Here are my cats from my very first music video for Soft Serve Chillin; they still be chillin.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sorry to disappoint someone’s son, but I can’t approve comments on my website SageSuede.com atm because I lack the motivation. 8,807 pending comments is too many
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Idk what to do about music or work after being censored and facing discrimination in every pursuit for years (mostly due to AI).
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My haters suck music for tacky bs, I make music for tasteful hotties that know they’re worth something
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s hard to believe that last summer I was a sexy secretary and I got laid off by extreme misandry. Then again that’s just my entire career in every industry…
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When political leaders are too stupid to lead you, then why are they in power? Texas which unfortunately falls under the regime of backwards land barrons with large farming estates and a childish education, recently voted to ban all Thc, when thousands of people are already registered
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The song “Daddy issues” has been at the top of my apple music chart for months. Are y’all okay?
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Before my thicc juicy bass moved here, they pronounced it Sam Bass, like a fish (why?). Now everybody says it’s Sam Bass, like it’s thicc and juicy.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oxytocin
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Good boys get extra dank catnip.
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some fans are offended that I sampled Tiffany Pollard calling me “that ‘nilla wafer at communion”
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Creepers act like my fanbase isn’t real but my butt is real and they know it
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Q culture where you can do nothing wrong but are oppressed in the workplace, illegally censored on social media and verbally abused by women that call themselves “Christian.”
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Sage Suede @sage-suede.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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