Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They think they're punishing me with visibility. I'm punishing them with my existence. We are not the same. 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dear America, The Cornell 7 will run for office in 20 years. And you'll vote for them. Because you already did. The only difference between them and your favourite sitting President is the university they went to. 1142
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every "men are trash" post is earned. And every man's cry of "we're so lonely now" is just the bill coming due. Pay it. 0100
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Men: *Are the Cornell 7* Also men: “Why aren’t women dating us?” 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Women aren't ‘giving up’ on men. They're accurately assessing risk. The Cornell 7 are your ambassadors. 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Why won't women date us anymore?" Maybe because ‘nice guys’ are one drug away from joining the Cornell 7. You built this desert. Now die of thirst in it. 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Cornell 7 didn't ‘become’ monsters. They just finally got caught being exactly what most men are when you give them a vulnerable woman, immunity, and a locked door. 060
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The same species that split the atom and walked on the moon also produced the Cornell 7 and Trump… One hell of a range. 060
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Studies show single women are happier than single men. Men need the emotional labour, the domestic labour, the social labour. Women need peace and quiet. 070
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You know that tiny pocket in women’s jeans? That’s for little baggies of ashes of the men that wronged you. 160
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Antivaxxers should be at the back of the line to be treated for diseases and ailments which are preventable by… vaccinations 1120
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The looksmaxxing to prison pipeline is real and Clavicular is its poster boy 🫡 1110
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Looksmaxxing influencer charged with rape. Shocking. A community built on treating human connection as a hackable system produced a predator who treats consent like a bug to bypass. The algorithm worked as intended. 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026From mewing tutorials to… prison. That's one hell of a glow-down. Who knew the guy obsessed with bone structure would end up studying prison architecture? 150
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Soooo Clavicular spent years teaching boys how to 'maxx their looks' to manipulate women, then skipped the tutorial on 'not being a r*pist’?! Disgusted, but not shocked. 041
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Heidi Overton's FDA confirmation hearing is scheduled, and the fact that she's "embraced by the anti-abortion movement" tells you everything about where this administration's priorities are. 161
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mamdani inviting Trump to Gracie Mansion and then welcoming the banned media outlets is the political equivalent of inviting someone to dinner and seating them next to their ex 😍 0171
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If being banned from the White House is the punishment for reporting fiction, then half of Fox News should have been escorted out years ago. Oh, wait… 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The TV networks suspending White House pool coverage in solidarity is the first time they've agreed on anything since the invention of the television itself. 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump banning CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House because they report "fiction and lies" is rich coming from an administration that treats the truth like… vermin. 070
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Women aren’t dating because we can see your social media footprint. 060
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If AI actually had a 10% chance of killing everyone, the researchers wouldn't be posting; they'd be doing something that actually matters, which proves they don't actually believe it. 051
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So you’re telling me that the same people who can't get their AI model to consistently follow basic instructions are apparently 10% confident it'll outsmart all of humanity and kill us by Christmas 2029? Nice try, marketing department. 051
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If these AI researchers actually believed their own doomer predictions, they'd be stockpiling canned goods, not writing resignation letters with LinkedIn-style story arcs. 061
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A 27-year-old researcher thinks there's a 10% chance AI wipes out humanity by 2030, and his evidence is ‘an assumption’ 🥴 050
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nostalgia for the '90s is just trauma from realising the future probably sucks. 060
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pretty sure the ‘ick’ is just your brain correctly identifying incompatibility 050
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dating apps didn't ruin romance; you just have the personality of a vegetable. 050
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Your job doesn't actually need you; they just haven't found a cheaper AI yet. 050
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026She comes home from her job to a second job. He comes home from his job to someone else's labour... Who's really dependent here? 050
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Who's gonna cook for you?" I will. Because I learned. The real question is who's gonna cook for him when no woman will. Spoiler: nobody. Enjoy your dinner, microwave boy. 0120
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If a gym bro can bench me, I’ll do him the honour of hip thrusting him later 😏 170
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kash Patel on Tinder, probably: FBI Director. 6'0. Not into bestiality (clarifying for legal reasons). Here for a good time, not a long time (term limits). 151
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the good timeline, Kash Patel is explaining why the FBI needs better cybersecurity. In THIS timeline, however, he's doing flowcharts on voluntary vs involuntary dog stuff. 060
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kash Patel’s dog scandal is really giving Trump’s “They’re eating the dogs…” statement another meaning 082
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We live in a world where the FBI Director has to clarify his stance on dog-fcking in front of Congress. Pin THAT on the Statue of Liberty. This is America now. 191
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026John Kennedy: "How do you involuntarily do it?" Kash Patel: "Trafficking victims" The dogs, probably: "We also have questions" 151
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kash Patel has done the IMPOSSIBLE and made ‘dog person’ a loaded term. Can't even say you're a dog person at parties anymore without someone side-eyeing you. 150
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imagine filling out your FBI application and there's just a checkbox: "Have you ever engaged in sexual activity with an animal? (It's okay if you were trafficked, just explain in the additional comments section)" 061
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New FBI recruitment slogan just dropped: "Protect and Serve… And no questions asked about your history with dogs" 061
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Usually "dog whistle politics" is subtle. Kash Patel's dog policy is the opposite of subtle. This is a dog foghorn. 050
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kash Patel had to look Congress in the eye and say "we are not into bestiality" like that's a normal thing an FBI Director says. This is the "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" for the modern era, except worse. 151
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Clinton. Trump. Prince Andrew. Gates. Dershowitz. Names in black and white. Photos taken. Testimonies recorded. And they're all still at brunch. 180
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026JD Vance: Yale Law, Silicon Valley money, Peter Thiel's funding, and the charisma of a malfunctioning chatbot. 091
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Stop calling the Trumps ‘controversial’. They're convicted. Fraud. Hush money. Stealing from charity. The ‘witch hunt’ defence is wearing thin when you've got ACTUAL convictions. 181
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They want the lifestyle my job affords but want me to be ashamed of the job. Make it make sense. 080
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm not ‘ruining my chances’… I'm raising my standards above men who think my job is a personality flaw. The trash takes itself out. 070
Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Single, solvent, and selective. The three S's that terrify mediocre men. 070
