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Safetypup Steph

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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
To be fair, my mom used to say that all the time.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think they were looking for Anne Frank.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am pretty sure Jake could have stopped after the first three words.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love the description that his name is Markwayne because his mom didn’t know which one of her brothers was the father so she went with both.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kurt Russell was also labeled a big fan. So many lies.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey Zelenskyy could you find the one for Facebook? I think you turned off the X troll switch and I left there ages ago.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I learned just a few months ago that Custer was actually knocked off his horse at Little Big Horn by a female warrior. How glorious is that!
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bryan Cranston added the suicide hotline to his goodbye letter to “his son.” 😭
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wiping out bots = Noble Peace Prize. Trump would lose his mind!
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Public schools in Indiana are looking at 30 kids in a classroom due to teacher cuts we are having to make thanks to Mike Braun and his MAGA buddies putting our money in private schools.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can someone start a war with the Philippines to get rid of more troll farms too?
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It did according to my mom. 😀
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They were looking for Anne Frank in the attic.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now get some of the ones in the Philippines and we will be golden!
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All this says to me is I need a boob job.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Years
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The great and unmissed irony was the last groundhog’s day was the day Phil bought all the insurance from Ned. He’s stuck with the Head forever.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ned the head!
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s not going to fair well in prison.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
ALT: Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, I hope your evening is delightful.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Day one?
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The midterms are not going to be a blue wave so much as a reckoning.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Two words: Day One
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s the line from Promising Young Woman. Man: it’s every guy’s worst nightmare to be accused of rape. Woman: imagine what every girl’s nightmare is.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think it has some competition.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am a math moron and love our Canadian neighbors but doesn’t that last paragraph imply that he bought 12 days from Russia for what Canada charges us for 2 days worth? Sorry. Just seemed weird to me.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have never seen a politician show us all they are better than we thought than Mike Pence and I say that as a democrat from Indiana!
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump wants to use taxpayer funds to pay Putin’s hush money.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I suspect the two words we will hear more often than not after the midterms from Congress when Trump suggests something illegal or idiotic will be: Wanna bet?
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In this economy, they can’t afford to cave anymore. That was at the beginning of his presidency when Biden’s influence was still allowing them money.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Thor Marvel: That's What Heroes Do!
ALT: Thor Marvel: That's What Heroes Do!
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Should you need us for any reason at all.
ALT: Should you need us for any reason at all.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am so sick of this weaponized vehicle BS. It’s SSDD. SAME sh!t, different day.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“You are idiots! You are idiots!”
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every time I see him I think of these old Jibber Jabber toys but they were smarter.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For sure. We are the ants in Bug’s Life or the other 12 districts in the Hunger Games. As soon as we stop playing their games, they know they’re in trouble.
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Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride: Storming the Castle
ALT: Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride: Storming the Castle
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Twitter/X
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Send me to the Rebels! Send me to the Nazis! Oh wait. How did those get into the teleprompter?
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s loved by 12,000 people!
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Abolish ICE. It will be nice. Give them life in prison. Heck, do it twice.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I studied the death penalty as part of my degree in college and I loathe it but if anyone deserves a firing squad an Al-Qaeda sympathizer who killed 13 military member and injured 32 others is not going to make me lose sleep. Watching it would make me lose sleep cuz I am not a sociopath like Pete.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t. The ICE M-FERs will get life in prison.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The enemy of what? The terminator?
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fair enough.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes because one person will be out of a job and the other will be down to part time.
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The emperor is not only naked but painted himself orange and throws Tylenol at himself and his court says he’s amazing. Is it opposite decade day?
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Safetypup Steph @safetypup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NOOOOOOOOOO! If Thomas and Alito are out, Trump gets two new ones. I disapprove this message.
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