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Malcolm 🍕🍑

@saepuma.bsky.social
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27 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | He/Him | I Run With Maud 912 | Chicago but not really | 🇵🇸

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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder if PAC was found unresponsive after the show ended or at least after his segment :(( Stephen went away with the emt’s and an audience (Ada?) member had to be taken out on a stretcher. NOW is cursed I swear
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miss bluesky herself, nate aurelia @apprecinate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so pumped for All Out tonight!! There's genuinely no better feeling as a wrestling fan than the vibes of PPV day and heading on over to the arena. Peep the sign!! Hoping we end up in the Death Riders entrance section. #AEW #AEWAllOut #WrestleSky
It's a printed poster of the trans flag as the backdrop, which a black and white owl flapping its wings as its perched on a ribbon that says "DEATH RIDERS"
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idk what type of fuck ass haircut Osprey has going on but I dig it lol #AEW
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rest in piss to that shell necklace🙏 your ass will NOT be missed #AEW
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FIFTY DAYS TIL THE WEDDING
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Necro Butcher - Samoa Joe match was like the Iron Man & Thanos battle in Endgame
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There is absolutely a timeline where Daffney made it to WWE and teamed with Chyna. Chyna would’ve loved Daffney
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No one fucking talk to me today
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The “Forgotten Island” segment of Master Chef was throwing major shade every which way. D A M N
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
THATS MY SMOOCHIE GIRL!!!! #StarlightKid #AEW #ForbiddenDoor
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miss bluesky herself, nate aurelia @apprecinate.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just released the latest video I did for the local roller derby team!! Very proud of this one. 💖 youtu.be/6ZTWdR99nt8?...
youtu.be
ROCKFORD RAGE vs KEWEENAW ROLLER DERBY ft. CHAI TEETH
YouTube video by RELIABSURD
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Straight booty ass!! YUCK
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Korean corn dog save me
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can finally say Aurelia & I have caught up with IASIP rest in peace to The Goat fr
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Mega64 is LIVE and talking about all the video game news from over the past two weeks, plus a bunch of stories from their LA trip twitch.tv/mega64podcast
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Finally made it to the Bar Rescue episode of Always Sunny
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s been exactly one year since I last watched The People’s Joker and I need to watch much more what is wrong with me
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Burger
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Seeing frost on the grass this morning before 7am is WILD to me. IT IS MAY.
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Can Gabby Hannah stop being recommended to me as a friend I may know on Facebook?? Scram!!
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is gonna be a very hard take but I think my dad is gay
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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
don’t compare and despair. find your own path and lean in. become best friends with other trans filmmakers. don’t do drugs or at least don’t do too much. get 8 hours of sleep a night.
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I genuinely forget how rude and stuck up Ethel Cain fans are genuinely. Like 9Million is also Matt’s band (lead vocal) & he’s also her second guitar. Like 9M’s merch was $35 MAX for shirts as Ethel merch was $35 MINIMUM for shirts. Like look at ts. Their music isn’t shitty, y’all barely applauded
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, I’m craving Shawarma at 8:40 AM
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I have the urge to drink a tall boy beer but like in a dude-bro way
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I think I’ve watched every YouTube that’s out there
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Can’t believe my auntie has had the same haircut for the past 30 years (thirty)
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My Wife’s really been getting into berets lately
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
At a local roller derby scrimmage and I see a four year old wearing a Happy Gilmore hat wayyy too big for his tiny head
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Also what’s the Invisible Crew merch situation lookin like
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The fact that Invisible Man almost lost til Invisible Stan came into play REALLYYYY riled me up. Had me streaming at my TV man. Like I thought I was about to lose so much money since I bet *actual* money for him to win So glad they won tho omg /J #JJSBX
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You my friend are bald as SHIT #ACTIONGamble
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
DEVOOOOON I love this diva omg #WrldonLucha
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cookies and cream Oreo ice cream save me
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miss bluesky herself, nate aurelia @apprecinate.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
worked on a music video for my friends song FUNAKI finally out now!! youtu.be/2P3KlsVcaS0 #prowrestling #wrestlesky
youtu.be
FUNAKI - Ginja Jesus & Queue Alexander (Music Video)
YouTube video by EAR.
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
SLOOT!!!!
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Pussy time!
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
trans day of visibility? NO. trans day of pocket sand
Dale Gribble throwing pocket sand into someone's eyes
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 17/09/2025
Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Showing straight up gay penis at sidetrack no boy lussy shame my damn forehead
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Smegma
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Vera Drew’s signature being lonely on my arm isn’t sitting right with me :( I need more famous people to meet now!! Matt Johnson & Jay McCarrol wya
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
CAUSE I FORGAVE IT ALL HAS IT COMES BACK TO ME
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I. EED MARIJUANA. OW!!!!
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Gonna end the year with getting my Wife pregnant
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What do The Dogs have such tiny nipples #AEWCollision
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I GOT A DANG SNOWFLAKE IN MY EYELASH FUCK
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Tampico is one pectin packetbaway from being a custard
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miss bluesky herself, nate aurelia @apprecinate.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
i move through my transition like i'm wrestling aj styles... never tuck your neck, never tuck your dick!
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Malcolm 🍕🍑 @saepuma.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Watch the weight of my friend’s death hit me right before the Stavros show tonight
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