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Jerry Smith

@saddestmanalive.bsky.social
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"I’m easy to make happy, which is why nobody gives a shit if I am." Parody/RP account of Jerry Smith from Rick & Morty. Tales by Thoth MVRP Friendly. NO AI, TABOO, NSFW OR MINORS

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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
||: what is the purple one with the red bud called
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The opening instruction video to every fresh TV.
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
||: Disappointment.
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I thought you wanted conviction!!"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"MY Beth would."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"...Beth wouldn't forgive me if I handed them out to everyone who asked."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"To be fair... I did ask."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"What /didn't/ they do?"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He rubbed the back of his neck. "She asked for them..."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Jonathan Frakes Correct
ALT: Jonathan Frakes Correct
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I will... /Try/ to show more conviction."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Welcome to my reality."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He nodded. "I'll go steal one of your dad's beers now... Wish me luck."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"It just ends up biting my butt anyway."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
||: Is this a bad time to say Ive only seen up to season 4?
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"...Do we have to?"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I don't hate that you go to space. I'm glad Morty and Summer have another cool mom to root for."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Can we not get into that? This is kinda private stuff."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Why am I a cuck for liking my wife loving herself?!"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
||: "YOURE A BETA MALE, JERRY!"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Duly noted." He awkwardly got close, gave a quick tight hug, and patted her shoulder, then felt a blaster on his nose. "Too far. Got it."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I mean, if my wife loves herself... That's empowering, isn't it?"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Permission to hug?"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"...I mean, I'm here. If you want to."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"God, your dad sucks."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Ouch, what does that mean?"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Two wonderful kids, yes."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
||: I have to calm myself down because Jerry is making ME physically angry.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan's 'Calm Down' on Game Changer
ALT: Brennan Lee Mulligan's 'Calm Down' on Game Changer
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I appreciate you considering the sanctity of our marriage."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"YEAH, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WHY!!"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"You want the smart explanation, ask her! I'm the dumb one, remember??"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
||: <----- Mun who read string theory since he was 14.
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This Hurts Me Physically
ALT: This Hurts Me Physically
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I don't do science! You know this about me!"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"It's... There's just more of her than my wife. I'm not the guy to ask about this. Science is hers, her dad's and our kids' thing."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy wife, longer life.
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
||: Nah, that scared even me XD
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"...Nothing. Nothing."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Depends on the days. I'm better when my father-in-law isn't around."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"And you were... Terrifying!"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I still remember space therapy..."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Some iiiis... An understatement."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Well A, as you've made very clear, we're not married, and B... Very."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I'll... Pass that along?"
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"A few months now. She asks and I don't."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Owen Wilson's Little Too Much Information on SNL
ALT: Owen Wilson's Little Too Much Information on SNL
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"...I'm the one doing head these days. Makes me feel like I'm doing something right."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"That I have a job."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"...You did."
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Jerry Smith @saddestmanalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I do... Sales! Also, how is running around in space to avoid emotional expression any different?"
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