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Sadboy Faust

@sadboyfaust.bsky.social
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sadboy Faust here! Boy howdy, was this fun to do! Mr. Dollars sure did write a good clean script free from any ME's! (Marijuana edibles) Be sure to check it out! Love, Sadboy Faust
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How Much in Bison Dollars? @hmibisondollars.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
STARRING: @shujinacademy.bsky.social as The Narrator. Solstice Hannan as The Ghost of Christmas Past. @sadboyfaust.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Present. @captainsupreme.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. @dxkramer1981.bsky.social as Dr Lazarus Kind. and myself as Red McCano.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Fuck Minecraft Steve. He uses marijuana edibles, AKA MEs
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Sad boy Faust here: A lot of people wonder why Mongoose for mongodb is called that. Mongooses have a recollection of all human sin. They see how tainted your soul is. That's kinda like a database!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here: That's because trans ancoms are the best. It's who I am and 90% of people I'm happy to talk to.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Dale Gribble wouldn't hate trans people, but he'd hate a lot of trans people. Mostly because of hyperpop and communism, not cause of gender identities. He would still hold an L. Hyperpop and communism are the best 😇
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here I wanna make comics so I've been practicing drawing, I'm still only on my phone, no tablet, but I'm getting decent and everyone is jealous.
A crude drawing of a pink cyclops' face, it says "y'all seeing this shit" A crude drawing of a misshapen pink fella's face. He has a faucet's spout protruding from his head. Text says "oops"
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Wow! I really am a "sad" "boy" right now! My friend @broseph.bsky.social (Broseph) just told me they're making MEs(Marijuana Edibles) out of catnip and selling them DIRECTLY to Cats! Sad news 😞🗞️😭
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I am popular with your friends!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
sadboyfaust.bandcamp.com/track/sober sadboy faust here: this song is about how despicable marijuana edibles are
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here! Great job dog! I'm in boot camp right now learning full stack! The only thing getting me through it is my devotion to stomp out marijuana edibles.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
SADBOY FAUST HERE! We used to be mutuals, i bet. some people even call me "SONIC FAUST" it really makes me lol and feel like a powerful fox! as they say in the smash scene: Spinning bird kick!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here If I don't start getting traction on here I'm gonna start eating marijuana edibles. Idgaf anymore.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I hate him as much as I hate marijuana edibles 😭 I hope he finds out what hell is like soon 😊
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Sadnoy Faust here: No marijuana edibles in this grimace shake!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Sadboy Faust: This is Cat Blue, smoking a marijuana cigarette! He hated marijuana edibles, and refuses to fight crime! Fighting crime only makes the world worse, he fights cops 🔥🚓😇!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
sadboy faust here: would you love me if i was a marijuana edible?
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I've often been confused for a "shitposter" and "not very funny" and "i'm not sure what the joke is here, edibles?" i hate a few things: MEs (marijuana edibles), transphobes, and hierarchies. my only king is Christ, the almighty... also the king of destroying marijuana edibles
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here! Wow that pack sure is "loud"! And marijuana is good clean fun! But, did you "gamers" know marijuana edibles are incredibly dangerous and laced with dark Magicka! Wow! Scary! Let's stick with safer routes, like clearing the "gravity bong" til you green out! 😊
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sad boy Faust here. I only care about aquatic class warfare and the war against marijuana edibles now
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here Reskeet with a favorite photo of yourself
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here! I just wanted to give a "shout-out" to subs and orcas! Though Marijuana Edibles wound indiscriminately, out watery friends do the Lord's work!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Democrats care more about the rules than they care about human beings, they helped make the rules! The rules benefit them BECAUSE they are oppressive! They're useless centrists and allies of fascism. Don't do marijuana edibles.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Hey, @broseph.bsky.social, it's Faust! I really LedOL when I saw this and thought you would really get a "kick" out of it I hope you're having a blessed day 😇!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: 😂 Such good clean fun! Goes to show that you don't need marijuana edibles to laugh
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Make a green sky to warn when people are talking about using MEs (Marijuana Edibles), the devil's fruit snack.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I love milkshakes and I love grimace! I want to try it, but I'm worried it's made from real Grimace 😱 Plus, I'm worried my enemies are trying to trick me into eating MEs (Marijuana edibles)
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Quick practice sketch before bed! Boy howdy, do I hate MEs (marijuana edibles)
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here! My favorite superheroes don't include cops! Cops are ME (marijuana edibles) induced panic attacks given human(ish 😂) form 😡 😢
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here This is some people with MEs(Marijuana edibles) instead of cheese... 😢
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I offered JP to fight in a "cage match" but he's too much of a coward! 😭 I hope he eats to many MEs (Marijuana Edibles) if he won't fight me!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: The draconian drug policing we have today, that only stigmatizes and punishes drug users, leaving them no recourse but to suffer addiction alone or face life altering consequences for what amounts to a treatable medical condition is a direct result of Reagan.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I really did LOL when I saw this 😂 Sephoroth is such a silly name for an Internet conflict
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I feel like a bigwig here, even if I don't have enough followers to make a softball team! Luckily I've been able to spread the word on the evils of MEs (marijuana edibles).
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Transphobes are less valuable then MEs (marijuana edibles) and I despise marijuana edibles.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Many MEs(Marijuana Edibles) look cute! Like my favorite "fruit snacks" and soft candies! Unfortunately Marijuana Edibles are morally wicked and really do "suck"!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: I just want to let the LGBTQ+ community know the dangers of MEs(Marijuana Edibles)! I do feel the way I did back when the "towers fell" Too many ace fems fall victim to marijuana edibles consumption!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Wow! Awful news! Grimace gave me lots of laughs and smiles as a kid! Certainly, he is the latest victim of the menace known as MEs (marijuana edibles)
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Wow! Great patch notes! Sounds like you're working hard, not "hardly working" What are you doing to stop the consumption of MEs (marijuana edibles)? 🤔
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Hey, punk rock posse! Did you know that Ian MacKaye could never have invented straight edge punk rock if he used MEs(Marijuana Edibles) Wow! Sounds like marijuana edibles really are a "major threat"!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Have you ever taken an ME (Marijuana Edible)? How has your life gotten worse because of it?... 🤔
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: Another day #blessed to not be shackled by MEs (marijuana edibles), which I imagine is terrifying.
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
sadboy faust here: Many gen Zoomers have had their judgement clouded by the shadow of Marijuana Edibles, but my vision has never been clearer... that would be a nice feature : ^)
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Sadboy Faust here: i spend a lot of time imagining what the shackles of MEs (marijuana edibles) feel like. I can say with certainty, it's just like this...
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
sadboy faust here: This artist has joined my ranks of ME (marijuana edibles) warriors! her and i are going to "stomp out" the "green menace" with our friend, heathcliff!
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
sadboy faust here: my fight is against the evils of MEs (marijuana edibles)... as long as you don't eat the vaporizers, youre okaY!...
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
sadboy faust here: that's henry the horse! if you navigate to bsky.app/profile/sadboyfaust.bsky.s… you'll see a depiction of him "stomping out" MEs (marijuana edibles)
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Sadboy Faust @sadboyfaust.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
sadboy faust here: i hope his eyes are red from allergies. i'd hate to see another victim of MEs (marijuana edibles)
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