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spooky evil wizard

@sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social
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he/they phyrexian sleeper agent and simic guildmage single father to a beautiful isopod colony very normal about fictional characters [lie] повремено постујем на српском ai crap will be blocked on sight

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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 1h
go watch knights of guinivere! i'm not asking.
Traditional portrait of gwen from knights of guinivere. She is an android/animatronic with short, choppy and messy blue hair, gray skin and blue eyes. The left side of her face is damaged and her left eye is closed, the skin around it is discolored, and the hair around that part of her head is singed off. Her body is a mismatch of mangled skin and various parts.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and they were top hat and bow tie buddies :3
a digital drawing of bill cipher and caine. bill is a yellow triangle with a singular big eye, arms and legs, and has a black top hat and bow tie. caine is humanoid but his head is dentures with two mismatched eyeballs in them. he's wearing a dark red suit, black pants and white gloves. he also has a black top hat and bow tie
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
artists, drop some creepy art experiencing the horrors in the twin peaks black lodge :3
Viego as seen in Vacation forever. He's a white man in his late twenties with long brown hair. He's wearing a gray t-shirt that says i want to believe on it, a striped long sleeve shirt, ripped pants and a studded belt and black combat boots. He'a lying on a chevron patterned black and white floor, and he's outlined in white, kind of like a chalk outline for a dead body. The border of the piece is crimson curtains, and over top the piece is the text: but how do you FEEL?
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now with protective spikes and googly eyes!
A stationery crab with scissors and a stapler for pincers. It has a sticky note face with googly eyes that says " Reject humanity return to" and then a doodle of a crab. Around the crab is smaller thext that reads "many advantages!", "handy pincers", "exoskeleton time!", "no more back pain", very cute", "legs for days"The same stationery crab from a slightly different angle
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
felt inspired [i also wanted to do an all your crabs are belong to us but i was on a super shaky bus ride]
Stationery crab with a stapler and scissors for pincers. It has a post it note for a face and the post it note has loss on itThe same crab drawing except on the post it note it says "shrimps is bugs"
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Turned a bit into a notes app rant but here here you go :) Could probably say more with a bit more research/when i'm less tired
It's fundamentally an extension of the colonialist mindset and a sort of cultural tourism (much like passport bros). They see global south (or eastern orthodoxy) as this space where they simultaneously would have (monetary, colonial) power and social capital (hailing from the imperial core) and would also be unsullied by western leftist ideas.
Another side to this is the ability of people from the imperial core to remain ignorant of any social, political or historical nuances of countries in the global south, thus flattening them into caricatures of themselves. (Nuance is only afforded to the main characters after all). It's easy to assume if a country has a fascist dictatorship that all of the citizens are in fact fully in line with this and it's totally socially enforced, when in fact a lot of places have protests and opposition. Same re: gay rights and the existence of queer people.This causes the right wingers in question to be able to view the global south as this uncorrupted utopia, while failing to realize that it's colonialism itself that shaped these places into what they are now, deliberately destroying indigenous way of life and suppressing leftist movements. [In the case of eastern orthodoxy many church officials are acting almost explicitly by an american evangelical playbook. There's nothing traditional or uncorrupted about it.]
It also conveniently ignores the fact that plenty of these places have a long history of communism/leftism that was systemmatically destroyed to pave the way for what is currently happening.
Also the only reason they would consider moving is because they know [or think they know] they would be privileged as a [white, cishet, male] outsider from the imperial core. Pretty sure most of them are aware it sucks for the average citizen, they want to be royalty.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#invertefest bug image dump:
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it's Pentakevins birthday week so i'm bringing back the one time i did a rendition of his crown in colored pencil #ViegoPentaversaryWeek @papuchochoe.bsky.social
Pentakill Viego's croewn done in colored pencil. It's made of a bunch of blood red gems stacked together like a crown
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community💙🩷🤍 [It me, part of the trans community :3 ] Also, CW for eye strain
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
prequel website is back online!! yippie!! [no gangles were harmed in the making of this sketchbook page]
a sketchbook page with three drawings of katia managan. katia is a khajiit with yellow fur and large round eyes. the first image is of katia prowling, she is wearing brown underwear and is otherwise naked. she has a really focused face. The second image is a tiny sprite of katia with huge teary eyes looking up at the viewer. there's an arrow pointing at her with the word desperate. The third drawing is katia rolling on the floor playing with gangle. gangle is a ball of red ribbon with a happy theater mask on one side. katia is playing with her like a cat would with a yarn ball. katia is wearing very simple fantasy armor.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Remember folks:
A stick figure shoots a laser that says "calling them spineless", another stick figure called "evil politicians who dont care" is holding a mirror so the laser beam deflects onto a bug that says your invertebrate freinds who are sad now :(
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This came to mind immediately:
Hall monitor
Creature - lizard shaman
Haste
1R, T: target crearure can't block this turn. 
A red lizard academic surrounded by burning scrolls
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They're wizards!
Mr Bouba and Ms Kiki drawn on paper with pens.
Mr Bouba is blue, has a blob for a head and a very angular spiky body and two angry looking triangle eyes. He's holding a spell that's a similar dark blue blob to his head.
Ms Kiki is pink and purple, she has a spiky red head and a single round eye and a round/fat body. She's holding a spell that's spiky and red like her head.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
look she:
a traditional drawing using india ink and highlighters of Katia Managan, a young Khajit woman with big cat ears and big cat eyes. her fur is a bright yellow and her nose is pink. she has an uncertain, but hopeful expression.
the text next to her reads: katia managan adorable face
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
for the final day of #invertefest , one more invertebrate themed #mtg card. this time we're going out with a bang, with arguably one of the coolest planeswalkers in the game, Grist! (you can see her adult form in the second picture peeking out of the skull)
A green Magic: the gathering card. the art features a long, spiky larva whose head is spiky and has markings that resemble a skull.
The text reads:
 Grist, Voracious Larva {G}

Legendary Creature — Insect

Deathtouch

Whenever Grist or another creature you control enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, you may pay {G}. If you do, exile Grist, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner’s control.
1/2 A black and green Magic: the gathering card, on the art is a very strange white and red creature, who upon closer observation is made up of a skeleton of an already deceased animal and thousands of larvae and insects that feed on its carcass, making it look like a whole creature. peeking from the eye hole of the giant skull of the animal is a lone triangular insect queen who leads the swarm of bugs. 
The text reads:
 Grist, the Hunger Tide {1}{B}{G}

Legendary Planeswalker — Grist

As long as Grist isn’t on the battlefield, it’s a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types.

+1: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process.

−2: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker.

−5: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Loyalty: 3
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
There's more:
The same petri dish with benthic invertebrates floating in it, there's just many more of them: a few large freshwater snails, some crustaceans and tubifex worms are the most prominent
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's a party ! #invertefest
A petri dish with many tiny benthic invertebrates. There's snails, worms, insects and insect larvae.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
celebrating day 5 of #invertefest with another invertebrate themed #mtg card: the humble Reef Worm, who brings an entire food chain with it!
A blue Magic: The gathering card. The art features a long, flat, ribbon - like red worm swimming in the water. Behind it a giant fish approaches with the intention to swallow it whole. 
The text reads:  
Reef Worm {3}{U}

Creature — Worm

When this creature dies, create a 3/3 blue Fish creature token with “When this token dies, create a 6/6 blue Whale creature token with ‘When this token dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.’”
0/1
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
this #invertefest i am (belatedly) posting one bug or invertebrate themed #mtg card every day. today it's Giant Adephage who roams the streets of ravnica !
A green Magic: The Gathering card. It's called Giant Adephage. The art is of a massive green and black beetle that descends onto a battlefield from a nearby building. it looks scary and imposing and the humans next to it look tiny in comparison. The text reads:  Giant Adephage {5}{G}{G}

Creature — Insect

Trample

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that’s a copy of this creature.

“To a creature like that, we must seem like, well, bugs.”
—Dars Gostok, Firefist captain
7/7
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
been playing a lot of palworld lately
a page from a sketchbook with drawings of chillet, which is a stylized ferret like animal with big eyes, large poofy ears and a very elongated body. it's blue. the chillet is shown in various situations: standing on its back paws, with the text "go my chillet"; tangled in a knot and very sad looking, captioned "ran too fast and got tangled :("; fully prone and elongated, with the text "flat fuck friday (on a thursday); just the head looking straight at the viewer, captioned "loves you :3". one sketch is of a worm on a string styled like a chillet (blue, with big eyes and poofy ears) with the caption "would you still love her if she was a worm?"
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Day 7 of sharing a bug themed #mtg card for #invertefest! For our final card of this event, I bring you: Sweet-Gum Recluse! A card I fell in love with a few years agon when I was assembling what would become my signature EDH deck. Do you play any bugs in your commander deck?
Sweet-Gum Recluse is a green Magic card.
The art features a large brown spider sitting in its web. It's abdomen is filled with orange eggs, and some eggs are also tangled in the web beneath it.
The text reads:
Flash

Cascade

Reach

When Sweet-Gum Recluse enters the battlefield, put three +1/+1 counters on each of any number of target creatures that entered the battlefield this turn.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Day 6 of posting one invertebrate themed #mtg card for #invertefest ! Today it's the elusive and mysterious Man-o'-war. Named after its real life counterpart, and like many other jellyfish in Magic, has a blink ability!
Man-o'-war is a blue Magic: the gathering card. 
The art is of a beautiful jellyfish with very long, ethereal arms. The image is entirely in shades of blue and very dreamlike and ethereal. It does not resemble an actual real life man-o'-war much.
The text reads:
When man-o'-war enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner’s hand.
“Beauty to the eye does not always translate to the touch.”
—Naimah, Femeref philosopher
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Apologies for missing a day, I was beset by the horrors. But we are back at it with day 5 of posting an invertebrate themed #mtg card every day for #invertefest! And, to make up for the lost day, you get TWO evil phyrexian mosquitoes.
Pestilent Syphoner is a black magic card.
The art features a black and red colored insect creature that looks like a fly with bat wings and has a long siphoning mouthpart like a mosquito.
It is currently "biting" into a very large phyrexian (?) that is white and bright red.
The text reads:
Flying

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

The praetors of the other Spheres privately wonder how Sheoldred always has a surplus of glistening oil at her disposal.Pestilent souleater is an artifact magic card. 
The art is of a sort of pillbug creature with very spiky limbs that oozes a sort of green substance. In the background is a forest corrupted by phyresis.
The text reads:
{B/P} : This creature gains infect until end of turn. ({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life. A creature with infect deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Day 3 of posting an invertebrate-themed magic card for #invertefest: Mazirek, Kraul death priest. The Kraul are a sentient species of insect that lives in the catacombs, sewers and cellars beneath the city of Ravnica.
Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest is a gold (multicolor) magic: the gathering card.

The art features Mazirek, who is an insectoid creature that looks like mixture of phasmid and mantis. He is mostly brown and green, with some bright yellow spots on the joints of his legs. His head has markings that resemble a skull. He holds a gnarly looking shaman staff and stands atop a moss and algae covered rock in the undercity of Ravnica.

The text reads:
Flying

Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

The clicks and buzz of the undercity proclaim him the incarnation of decay.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Day 2 of posting one invertebrate-themed magic card for #invertefest : Today's card is Luminous Broodmoth. There's a theme among butterfly/caterpillar creatures - they often have transformative abilities, reflecting dramatic change that is insect metamorphosis.
Luminous Broodmoth, a white Magic: The Gathering card. 
The card art features a large white and yellow moth flying across a night sky. The full moon sits directly behind it's head, making for an ethereal halo effect.
The text reads:
Flying

Whenever a creature you control without flying dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a flying counter on it.

It soars through currents of moonbeams to give hope to the forsaken.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This #invertefest I'm going to highlight one invertebrate-themed magic: the gathering card and share some fun facts. Day 1: Scute Swarm! The iconic card that multiplies itself, mimicking an insect swarm. I think my highest number of scutes in a game was ~20.
Scute Swarm is a green Magic the gathering card.
The art represents a mass of oversized beetles modeled after the rhinocreous beetle but bigger, with more spikes and bright green eyes and "horn". They look particularly menacing.
The text on the card reads: landfall - whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that’s a copy of this creature instead.

“Survival rule 782: There are always more scute bugs.”
—Zurdi, goblin shortcutter
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Here's the og tweet:
Tweet by alexandrawlee that reads:
Just told my 10yo daughter about #RBG. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ruthkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Met a guy. Just in time for #invertefest no less.
My gloved hand holding a very upset Faxonius limosus
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
QRP with your skull art ! (this is quite old but it was a blast to render, i should do it again)
Watercolor ilustration of a canid skull with various mushrooms growing on/around it. The skull is lovingly rendered and is beige with a green tint and the mushrooms are very diverse and colorful.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
True honestly May i offer cool fantasy worm as a palate cleanser
Magic: the gathering card
Wick's patrol, a 6 mana 5/3 black creature that mills cards and smacks people.
The art features a rat with a massive wizard hat riding through a swamp on a worm with massive mandibles.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
It's in the early stages so i can't really share but have some old art instead:
Watercolor painting of an orange cat in medieval plate armor with a sword on their back
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Assorted sketchbook pages:
A sketchbook with pencil drawings, wherr the sketch underneath is done in blue and green colored pencil.
There are 3 characters total: Viego with a party hat and a "Happy B-day" sign, pyke with a harpoon and thresh holding his lantern menacinglyPencil sketch of Viego
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Coping very well with the jungle nerf (shameless lie) so in completely unrelated news,, have a Viego <3
Viego, a white man with pale skin and white hair, dressed in black leather spiky armor, is sitting cross legged, wrapped in a plaid blanket mostly red in color. He looks sad (more than usual) and is holding a bowl of soup.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
The One Piece dog, drawn in a cartoonish style. He has a large rectangular head and a small body and looks angry and silly at the same time.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
How are YOU doing? Reskeet a pic that reflects your current mood.
Arya, a tri color beagle dog, is sleeping on a human bed with a bookshelf in the background. She is calm and vibing.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Some people pull men, some people pull women, some pull both. But for me, I pull:
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
The scale is messing him up so bad but this is my guy Simon, the gentleman pirate!
Traditional drawing of Simon, a pirate. He is white with blond hair and is dressed in dark clothes
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
without downloading new pics describe your gender in one image
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Hi! I'm currently on hiatus mostly but here's a wip:
A digital painting of Soul Fighter Viego, it is unfinished with bits that aren't properly rendered and missing lineart.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Oh they are so cute!! My girl Arya isn't as active these days so she usually just naps on the couch.
A tricolor beagle is sleeping on a white bed. She is very peaceful and her fur is very soft.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Show me a picture of your phone that has your energy, no selfies
Man with a hat who is holding a cigarette in his mouth opens the door and asks "are u ok?"
A person sits on the floor petting a dog, they are both very happy, the person replies "yes"
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Saw spicy old man today
An elderly tabby cat lying down on the pavement. He is looking up at the camera.
He seems round and soft.Elderly tabby lying down on the pavement. He is mid yawn, with his sharp little teeth visible.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Reskeet with your profile pricture
Picrew art of Viktor, who is white, has ginger hair and is wearing makeup stickers and eyeliner. The trans flag is in the background.
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spooky evil wizard @sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Been on this app for a day and still mildly confused. Have a cat pic y'all.
A brown and white cat looking at the camera judgingly.
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