sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Me: The word “VINYL” looks like a big Roman numeral Pope: haha yeah *whispers into watch* accipere iecit nunc 000
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025My favorite part of Severance is when they discover stuff 030
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025*reads Isaac Newton biography* *sits under apple tree looking up with mouth open* 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Everyone: wow I can’t believe the Trump/Zelensky convo News Accounts: things are not looking good Celebrities: don’t buy anything today! Ben Stiller: oh come on Knicks 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Neil Degrasse Tyson watching Airbud: Absolutely not 030
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Muting each word in this post so I don’t have to see it again 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025*looking at bowel* how are you irritable all I give you is little treats 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Guest: bro have you seen ants? Joe Rogan: dude those freaks are strong as hell Guest: I’ve been eating nothing but sugar and picnic meals and I feel incredible 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Your outtie saves up his per diem so that he can buy shirts from Dan Flashes 417518
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Hit that “Notify Anyway” like I’m dying every time 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025HUGE congratulations to John Mellencamp on his unbreakable record for having the worst possible phrase in a song 43 years running with “suckin’ on a chili dog” 000
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025*trying to make sense of all of the news recently* Me: so MSNBC- Wife: is not NBC with multiple sclerosis Me: I see 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Trying to get Trump to name my neighbor’s house the Gulf of Josh Who Won’t Give My Tools Back But Has Time To Message My Wife On NextDoor All Dang Day 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Filing a Straining Order to counteract my neighbor’s lawsuit. Smooth move Josh if this goes through you HAVE to remain within 100 yards of me. 021
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025“I really fumbled the bag” I say to myself as I scoop up the ashes of my grandpa’s cremated schnauzer back into the urn with a Reese’s wrapper 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025*leaving Inferno* Virgil: I told you there’s a lot of weird stuff Dante: boy howdy 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Just got the severance procedure for when I go to Dave and Busters 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025My wife and I are hiring a paleontologist to figure out why we’re bad with money 010
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Discoverer of the Little Dipper: wow I shall call this “The Dipper” Discoverer of the Big Dipper: Bad news bud 000
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Me: *knocking on a peanut butter jar like a glass ketchup bottle for hours* Come on Wife: *giving me one last tearful look as she steps out the door forever* 082
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025*Me in the Garden of Eden* Angel: He hasn’t eaten of the fruit God: Fantastic Angel: No I mean he hasn’t eaten any fruit or any vegetables for that matter. Hasn’t really had water either. 000
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Early Bird: *gets worm* Second Bird: Wow good thing there are like billions of worms 000
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Me: Can I at least shake the hand of the man about to murder me? Murderer: Sure *goes to shake* Me: *pulls hand away and slicks back hair* 000
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Wife: What are you eating? Me: [eating a potato that I peeled like a banana] panana 020
