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Alex

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Really good at pretending to know what I'm talking about and pretending to enjoy Sacramento Kings basketball sporting events.

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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All I can think about is how Mark Cuban went so hard in the paint to defend the Clippers and Steve Balmer at the beginning of this. The blindspot this man has is large enough to block out the sun. 
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just make a silhouette of Sophie Cunningham pointing and that’s the new WNBA logo
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My preference for the Kings draft 2026 (if no one in top 4 drops): 1. Kingston Flemings 2. Darius Acuff Jr 3. Mikel Brown Jr 4. Keaton Wagler
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jalen Brunson getting his chip before a Luka feels just right
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mike Brown might be a good coach after all huh
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ll be shocked if Fox is still a Spur next season.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
spurs fans going to run Fox out of town huh
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
pretty sure whoever trades for Domantas Sabonis is going to the NBA Finals nexts season cause that’s just how it works these days
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Remember when the Knicks were down 1-2 to the Hawks SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Fox should have took the last shot.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
the nba hates the sacramento kings so much it's hard to take it sometimes
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
DEVIN CARTER HAS ALREADY LOCKED DOWN MOST IMPROVED PLAYER AWARD NEXT YEAR
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
New night terror unlocked, thanks amazon
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
MALIK MONK CHANGE YOUR NUMBER
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Top 4 revelations in Euphoria season 3 premiere (from least to most shocking): 1. That’s how drugs are transported 2. That’s Sharon Stone 3. That’s how chickens are slaughtered 4. That’s a $6,800 leather shirt made to look like a flannel shirt
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Draymond Green accusing the Kings of tanking while the Kings have a better post ASB record than the Warriors is some nasty work.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The league should apologize to Doug Christie.
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Wobvestigation: Doug Christie's foul strategy, the Kings tanking controversy, and the point of no return for NBA media. https://t.co/Zlha7ZXZ5l
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Please, Taco Bell to bring back green onions and up the tomatoes because the doc says I’m getting the gout and the Mountain Dew baja blast is barely holding off the scurvy.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
it's difficult to express how frustrating it is as a kings fan to want the kings to tank, but they actually don't tank (they're just bad), but at the same time are getting dog piled around the league for tanking
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
yeah but she can't pass the Bechdel Test up there so the patriarchy still holding us all down
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Scott Perry, 2025: signs Dennis Schroeder, trades away Jonas Valanciunas for Dario Saric. Scott Perry, 2026: Attaches Keon Ellis to dump Schroeder, attaches 2nd Rd pick to dump Saric. What the
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’ll never forgive the Kings for not properly building around Fox and letting him get away.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Phew, thank goodness! The Kings almost accidentally won that one.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
What are we doing here
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I flick on the Kings game just in time to see Zach LaVine go under on a screen for a 44% 3pt shooter (swish). SMH. Turning this off.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Keon Ellis getting zero minutes in the first half is not a great strategy, imho.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I don’t care, Austin Reaves is still overrated as hell. If he didn’t have a Laker uniform on he wouldn’t have gotten 18 free throws. And plus he’s playing the Kings.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Light it.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Keon Ellis seems like he’s hated by refs. They don’t give him any benefit of the doubt and reluctant to send him to the line.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ok I think I’m ok with Drew Eubanks never taking a shot attempt ever again. Like the coach needs to tell him he’s never allowed to shoot unless it’s a dunk.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Zach LaVine is such a good 1st Quarter player…
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
That block by Malik Monk
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Remember when the Kings were up by almost 20 in the first half tho
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I guess the Kings can now sign Russ as new starting power forward
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I’ve analyzed the first quarter of this Kings game and they just need to fix only two things: 1) their defense and 2) their offense.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Good lord why are all kings three point attempts by anyone not LaVine such clangers
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
START DEVELOPING THIS MAN TO BE THE FUTURE STARTING PG POST HASTE STAT YESTERDAY
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The most damning thing about the Kings is that Drew Eubanks, who looks like a mediocre scrub on his previous teams, stands out above and beyond for his intensity and hustle when in a Kings jersey.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
There’s nothing more constant in the universe than the speed of light and the Sacramento Kings getting dominated on both ends at the 3 point line.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
IM TELLING YOU IF JUST 16 WHAT-IF QUESTIONS BREAK RIGHT FOR THE KINGS THIS TEAM WILL BE SHOCKINGLY GOOD AMRITE
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I don’t care if he’s only a King for a short time at the end of the day, he’s my all-time favorite King.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The bonus point of this clip is that the context is they’re talking about a Ricky Gervais joke and Maron can barely contain his hate for Gervais.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Howie Mandel defending Trump as not a racist because “he isn’t identified as one” is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in my entire life.
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Alex @sactomacto.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Kinda sucks that my top two favorite current Kings players are also the top two Kings players constantly being talked about being traded away
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