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sasha solomon

@sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy

8 followers 1 following 27 posts

#1 at funny best comedian. professional dingus. powerful + dangerous. diet coke. queen of #graphql. prev tech lead/staff software eng @twitter, @medium, @pierrecomputer […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ macaw.social/@sachee, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026

should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat someone help me interpret this??

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026

robert jordan writing wheel of time

the i think you should leave meme of tim robinson (peter) with dog ears hair saying "I really wanted to have 3 girlfriends. Think about it. 3 girlfriends. That would be even better"

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026

it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there now it's just sexy bipedal birds

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026

we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026

idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026

like maybe i spelled it right or maybe it's weiner idk

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026

wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026

i think there are different types of cringe there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026

protect your nymph boys everyone just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026

ok i need slay the spire 2 to have scores so i can prove to @msol i'm beating him

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026

i'd probably win the olympics tbh

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026

a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026

*me flipping through shows* now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026

@minmi not me tho 😏

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026

daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026

i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2025

who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2025

every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat <insert cute food name here> needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale”

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2025

@msol just reminded me that ed sheeran was in game of thrones

Mike Solomon (@msol@macaw.social)

4 Posts, 46 Following, 165 Followers · toot toot. former sr. staff software engineer & tech lead at twitter. riding @sachee’s coattails. he/him

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2025

balloon arches have a chokehold on millennial women

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2025

@rodhilton oh ya, to everyone’s chagrin 😈

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2025

she’s a comedienne now??? i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2024

new neighbors moved in next door and they like to keep their windows open so i now i can’t porky pig it in my kitchen anymore

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2024

im good on breaking news for a while thx

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2024

excited for musk to help the u.s. govt run more “efficiently” just like he helped twitter 🙃

sasha solomon @sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/11/2024

oof bill burr on snl: 2006 called it wants its jokes back