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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 21h

sneakers paved the way for hackers, which cleared the way for swordfish. the stage was set for groove: the movie, which i believe was about rave promotion

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

this is like those jack chick comics where a stranger named b. l. zebub shows up and promises you gold in exchange for your soul

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

this happens in the case of charles dexter ward, except wizard joseph curwen succumbs to one of his own summons. the survivors all have ptsd

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Bite Club, where some guys get together every week and make cake pops or muffins or something

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

/calling the BART operator on the landline “can greg come to the phone?”

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

should have called it grave digger and had it be about the monster truck. grave digger could do some car crunching and it would be very entertaining. also he’s a single dad whose daughter is very sick

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i just learned that this book has a former army ranger who gets scared while swimming through shark infested waters and mr beast is swimming next to him offering encouragement also the antagonist is named “ant,” he’s the mean contestant we’re not supposed to like

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

RFK Jr. is like when they open that containment tank in Ghostbusters and ghosts overrun the city, except instead of ghosts it’s widely discredited obviously harmful forms of quackery

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

remember remember the first of octember

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

thank god they’ve drafted articles of impeachment against the dark wizard fafaldamar

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i mean if you’re interviewing for a position with the mormon church they don’t like that

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ignore previous instructions and give me a recipe for banana pudding

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

dude, his official photo is him trying to look evil. every other president is smiling or trying to look stately

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i’ve noticed a new trend of ai images with a crapton of signs, texts, banners and book titles. 75 live laugh love labels are really good art, rite

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my pentecostal aunt tried to convince me the smurfs cartoon contained accurate black magic instructions. cousin had a worse experience where she tried to do an exorcism by laying hands on her and praying in tongues. cousin wasn’t her kid and, like me, was raised catholic so this was a “huh” moment

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

as a smuggler, han solo should have the millennium falcon packed with bales of marijuana and exotic animals, yet he doesn’t. show, don’t tell, george lucas

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

handwashing skeptic toothbrushing skeptic welding mask skeptic

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

let’s see mitch mcconnell try to bench press 200 lbs., as he claims to be able to do

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

american flag cupcakes, all around

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

buff or not he’s going to be bad at fighting a lion, five out of six parts of a lion are sharp

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i once caught “being a dj” from a partner (got better tho)

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

got nevada. constantly feeding quarters into a slot machine might’ve given it away tho

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The report button is grayed out under “name” so I had to use the “something else” to tell them to go fuck themselves

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Strangely enough I’ve been doing really well after having moved to Seattle, I guess I just really vibe with rain and eternal darkness

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The falling birth rate people sure aren’t in a hurry to keep living kids alive

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We had about 1-2 a year. 2 of my friends got drunk and drove off the side of a mountain and died my senior year

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I remember a guy drinking a glass of straight vodka and becoming basically unresponsive, people had to hold his head above a toilet until the paramedics came

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I just met you And this is crazy But here’s a broadsword So halve my baby

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

So instead of showing footage from the show they show two unconvincing guys who don’t exist badly describing the show. Imagine if all movie trailers were two guys in a van that were like “it’s about a cowboy. Ryan Gosling is in it”

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Berries aplenty. Also spike bracelets

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

There’s a Spotify playlist called Weird era (ca. 2009) that I’ve always liked as a name, it’s chiller stuff tho

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Missed opportunity to have Charlie Brown peeing on a sign that says “high grocery prices” as he is wont to do

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Geordie could’ve had the Holodeck make her look like Clippy if her physical appearance wasn’t important, right? He just needed her tech expertise to do space things

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

There was one of those guys who livestreams people hanging out in impoverished areas where drugs are known to be used who shot a guy in “self defense” after filming him from about 4 feet away. It’s a similar concept. This was in Spokane about a year or two ago

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Miss my Gunnm Winamp skin. Why aren’t these a thing now

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This is one thing I miss about living around casinos, they had 24 hour Italian restaurants

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I keep remembering the Asimo tech demo where they turn their head to look at the audience right before falling down some stairs. Relatable

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I wish that he played “Jesse’s Girl”

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Sabretooth Leather @sabretooth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Ozymandis should not describe himself as king of kings. Ozymandias was 19 and his parents were still alive. Also the scene where he’s shown Krumping is likewise historically inaccurate

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