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Aquaman Real Estate

@saarebas.bsky.social
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i’m a lurker and you’ll never get me to horizonpost here

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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we’ve only just begun🎶
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how dare you be an adult doing adult things
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i remember back when SU was at its peak the bullying and harassment was in-fucking-sane and that was way before covid. i had a blocklist a mile long just because of su fandom shenanigans. the ones saying it’s a post-covid thing are saying so because *they* weren’t in online fandom spaces pre-covid
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guy who is wrong a lot: i’m right this time, i cal feel it!
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mr the lion king won’t be as big as pocahontas at it again. at this point i think he has a fetish for being wrong
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“guy who shit himself so hard he gave himself a heart attack” is the legacy he deserves
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
saying erika ishii is “controversial” because they’re not a raging bigot is legitimately fucking rancid, i agree
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
how much you wanna bet when the movie flops (if it even comes out at all) he’s gonna blame it on woke
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
feel kinda the same when people talk about how ME is bad because the game lets you be a bad person and then calls you a bad person for it but no one brings up how they portray military people versus how they portray diplomats
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
mine just recited the entirety of the eternal darkness opening monologue instead of helping me thumbnail this stupid short comic i’ve been meaning to get on for weeks now
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i think they made it illegal for grifters to be normal about anything
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i think you should reply with the eternal darkness opening speech. “flesh. bone. bound together with the oddest magickal incantation. this wretched book is where it all began so long ago. before time, before humanity”
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
grave seasons!
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wow, didn’t know you knew bestow curse. are you a warlock or a cleric?
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
damn, what did comic sans ever do to you?
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me and my 1K+ hours on zero dawn and forbidden west woulda gladly paid full price for horizon third subtitle on pc. instead i gotta wait for an undetermined amount of time until they release it as an exclusive for an overpriced console im not gonna buy. sigh
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sony looked at how trying to rework dragon age into a T-rated live service game crippled veilguard and went “let’s do that!”
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
there’s a third one: krogan headbutt
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“before he was scrooge he was ebenezer” makes it sound like he used to be, like, ebenezer feedsorphans, a staunch socialist, before trauma turned him into an evil capitalist or something
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
me! ahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
kill the rat man!
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i’ve been following the thrilling saga of the bsky random who thinks anyone who disagrees with them is being paid to lie actually because their opinions are the only Correct Ones and i think the best thing you can do is mute them. they’re not gonna change their mind, evidence be damned
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i don’t even know what to say, this is just gross
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i dunno, i think it’s mighty nice of squenix to help people save money by making sure no one wants to buy their games
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i was gonna say KotOR but that’s just Star Wars DnD
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i always feel compelled to ask if the throngs of people using gen ai are in the room with us but then i remember arguing with these people is a waste of time so i go back to wasting time with things i actually enjoy
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
a story where everyone is perfect, no one ever makes mistakes and whatever low-stakes conflict the author can stomach to introduce gets resolved with a single conversation riddled with quips and therapy-speak within five minutes of introduction. sounds riveting, can’t wait to skip it
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
my totally super serious for realsies yo vidyagayme discourse is Lace is a better track than Widow
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“if it doesn’t appeal to me specifically it’s not good, if it’s got positive reviews they’re fake and it’s obviously the industry trying to gaslight me” is a terrible young person belief a lot of people unfortunately carry into their 40s
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
correction, two south american, one central american, in addition to the piece of land i spawned from
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
can only speak from my experiences as someone who’s lived in three different south american countries in addition to my own, but if your neighbors are from pretty much any south american country we just like to fuckin’ party
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i think it’s mad funny they refuse to play really good games because person menolike (that some pathetic douchebags told them years ago not to like, they can’t even form their own opinions) is in the credits. their misery is entirely self-inflicted
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
as a rule i wouldn’t trust drama youtubers to tell me the sky is blue, much less anything about, like, how aany industry works. ever
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
can’t wait for the kotor remake where they explain how Kebla Yurt got her name
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
better warlocks, too
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ok but fr even if this thing didn’t give money to one of the worst people on earth, why in the nine hells would i ever want to play shitty destiny 2 with a wizard coat of paint over it, even for free?
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
did they mean to say “just admit you think art is for people i think are beneath me” or is that just a coincidence?
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
chickens really went “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me”, huh
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
the fact that his totally off-the-cuff example is self-insert marilyn monroe romance rpf is, um… something
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Horizon Zero Dawn but everyone except for Aloy is muppets
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
me looking for Shutter (2004)
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
currently cuddling my tuxie, Milo
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
hey, man, take care of yourself first. give Grady some cuddles for us
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
didn’t you hear? every ISP on the planet is having issues today
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
you’re funny, i like being recommended games and Dexter is adorable. duh
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
takes about two and a half eternities for the app to load and i *know* it’s not my internet, despite how garbage brazilian ISPs tend to be
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
halfway through a Life is Strange Bayathon for maximum Max-Chloe angst
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“let’s get rid of the aliens, the cg is gonna be too expensive. let’s get rid of the ship too while we’re at it, no one likes that sci-fi junk. what do you mean no one is watching??”
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i am suuuuuper looking forward to this one!
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Aquaman Real Estate @saarebas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i’m currently doing a Bayathon because i need to know how angsty Romanced-Chloe-Saved-Arcadia-Bay can get
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