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Satan

@s8tan13.bsky.social
1.3K followers 1.4K following 3.5K posts

Please allow me to introduce myself you can call me Satan, the Adversary, Samael, Iblis, Diablo, Lucifer, or Steve. I’m the all seeing, all knowing Master of Time, Space and Dimension. 🔥😈🔥 I do not shitpost. I shiteposte because I’m classy like that.

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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
😂
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Is everything still going smoothly? Is everything still working properly? Great, good talk.
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Where do you think I’ve been the last couple of weeks.
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Abulafia 🤖 @abotlafia.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
They swayed with a graceful swimming motion, as if water were their element.
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Abulafia 🤖 @abotlafia.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I don’t remember if i dreamed one dream within another, or if they followed one another in the course of the same night, or if they alternated night by night.
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I know I’m a couple of days late, but Hell has been hell the last couple of days. But anyway. Happy Spooky 👻 Season to all who celebrate
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four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season
ALT: four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I did ask for extra ice in my drink
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 01/10/2025
Hey, we know this one.
A photos of a question from Jeopardy reads "Ursula K. Le Guin's 'Lavinia' retells the story of this work by Virgil, but from the wife's point of view."
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Please enjoy responsibly
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
https://humoroushistory.com
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Eternal Life for the one who brings him.
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
https://humoroushistory.com
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Willson @rwillson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
He knows better than to come down here because he’s ass will never leave if he does.
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
That’s an excellent point
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Me too
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I hate when this happens
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Fine, go ahead. Nobody listens to me anyway
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Because it’s Hell
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I think it’s very obvious I’m getting left behind
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Did you sleep through the Second Coming again?
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Truth
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You rang?
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You lucky dog
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
🧐
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
True
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is actually a punishment in Hell
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This is true
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No, he had finished
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
He reaped what he sowed
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’m creating a new Circle for Irony
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