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one time a prior employee called me after years of no communication asking for advice on coming out to his wife, and now a different prior employee has reached out after years asking if I will fuck him in the ass. what is my brand ?

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

don’t piss in my dry suit and tell me it’s raining!!

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

captaining the mothership or whatever gay people say

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

love holding the microwave door as it’s running. I am one with the machine

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

sending some of the raunchiest nudes and saying some of the most depraved things my mind can conjure whole time I’m eating a ice cream sandwich

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Um so you can’t actually be Adam’s parents favorite and make focaccia you’re stealing my identity stop it or my lawyers will be in touch <3

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“You are collectively stubby” plz never say that to me again

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ate shrooms and remembered I haven’t done my Duolingo now I’m in a severe race against the clock

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“It’s not a job when you love what you do” - me, on sucking dick

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

pro: getting fingered once a week con: it’s by my physical therapist

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

ants rlly exemplify what it means to be a community

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

woke up feeling like nothing is actually that serious

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

despite the horrors of being hungover and heartbroken, I remain sexy and huge titted

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

offer them a cigarette and they don’t even appreciate it smh

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

why is every conversation with a baby so one sided?

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I have got to stop going to places that accept money for goods and services

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The anti cigarette campaign is dumb I ❤️ cigarettes

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you drink a second martini you feel better

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

did you know if you don’t eat all day and then you drink a martini you don’t feel so good

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

olives for dinner since everybody wants to break my heart into a billion pieces! 💖

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I sense a biblical level crash out on the horizon

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I could love you like an octopus (three hearts to give, powerful suckers) but you won’t let me

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

loveeee the notify anyway feature you can’t silence me!!

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

doing morally grey things in the sims bc I spent all my money on expansion packs instead of going to therapy

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

when someone tries to put it in my butt I yell “WRONG LEVERRRRR” like Yzma

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I think everyone should have to be fat at least for a little while so they stop acting so fucking weird towards fat ppl

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I need to confess something… I’m like.. really beautiful

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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

little Latin boy in drag, how does your garden grow

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based on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

a pride to remember 🫶🏼

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based on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

seattle #pride was really priding this year 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤 #tbt #throwbackthursday

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

you couldn’t get me to ride in a Waymo that’s psychotic

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

concept: getting tittyfucked at 10am on a Sunday

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based on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

still gagging for the rainiers pride game and night out in tacoma this week

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based on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

repping Canada for Beer World Cup eh? 🇨🇦

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

my uber driver asked for my number last night and it’s like what am I supposed to do? My rating is at risk

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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I wish Jesse and I would’ve been paddling up in the background

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