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Ryan

@ryprime.bsky.social
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I'm not a nerd, I'm a level 20 paladin. Screenwriter. Gamer.

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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I show hole for no man.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Due to unforseen circumstances? I will not be allowed back in the Dagobah system
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bet that boy fucks like Kermit runs.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I were to buy wine and Communion wafers does that mean I can have Jesus to myself?
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Booty calls should really involve more anal
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but at some point femboys become femmen.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Almost finished the last edit of my script! It's taken a while but it's almost done.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It was one of those nights where beer and 90's country was needed.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
How am I expected to get anything accomplished?
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Second time in a month first time guy said he reported me because I came out in a 5 wide and because I accidentally switched to my edge rusher before his snap. Tonight I waals reported and got a warning because the guy called me a bitch and I told him to suck his dad's dick.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Man, Madden players are soft as baby shit these days
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I'm a slut for Knickknacks!
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Imagine if James Gunn's Batman is just like the old Adam West Batman
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
They should bring back Pros vs Joes or that other show with Michael Irvin where the person could win a contract to play for the Dallas Cowboys.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
OnlyFans sounds like an iCarly sketch.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Why isn't banana flavored chocolate milk a thing?
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Tonight I was explaining what a Skrull was to my brother who doesn't care about comic books, he then told me he knows what a Skrull is and explained it to me...it was like watching your child take its first steps.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Y'all remember that little Asian kid that would dance to swing, swing from The All American Rejects? I hope she's living her best life right now
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The garbage compactor at work smells like banana medicine, its delicious smelling.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Imagine if the Ninja Turtles tried to bite if you got too close.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Can we make a push for Wizard magazine to come back?
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My dad: What are you doing? Me: I'm at work. My dad: here's a million questions and attachments you should look at.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Reality is just making shit up now, I dropped a glass and somehow shards ended up in my bed.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Almost 6am I've been up all night listening to nostalgic songs thinking of better times, also realized the Hex Girls really did have an influence on the women I like
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I was watching a video and they mentioned gaming magazines, while it's nice to have everything at our fingertips, what I wouldn't give for gaming magazines to come back.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Nothing like someone expecting you to move mountains day in and day out, yet refuses to kick a rock out of the way for you.
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Ryan @ryprime.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I believe Shania Twain saying "Let's Go Girls" should be our militaries march into battle because if that doesn't get you fired up you're not Canadian
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