(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026she's saving me from spiraling and that's a heavy duty for a 10 week old. good thing she has no idea what's going on. 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026a haunted house but it's my dad having terminal cancer and being in my fourth trimester 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026still can't really believe i made this? this beautiful child came out of me? it's been 5 weeks but it feels like forever. 020
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 26/08/2026lactation consultant said get a collection cup to wear on the opposite breast during nursing sessions and boy oh boy i just got 3 full ounces off one breast in 15 minutes. 100
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i have been awake since 6am and this child will not stay asleep long enough for me to sleep 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 12/08/2026sometimes i think she looks like me. usually i think she looks like Greg. 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 09/08/2026how have hospital swaddles not changed at all in 34 years? 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 21/07/2026my nipples hurt so bad and the only relief i can find is milking the colostrum from them.... 😵💫 pregnancy is very weird. 121
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Viktor jumped into bed at 3:30am and managed to land with his paw directly on my eye 😮💨 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 02/06/2026i just realised i'm going to have to tell a million and one people my due date when we go to wisconsin for this funeral in a few weeks....yay. 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 02/06/2026i am having a difficult time getting used to my ever-changing body both physically and mentally. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 31/05/2026my grandpa would have been 93 today. this July will be eleven years since he passed. he certainly wasn't perfect, but he enjoyed being a grandpa, and i look fondly upon my childhood memories at his house. hbd, gpa, wherever you are. 100
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 30/05/2026i'm trying to take a relaxing bath and my neighbors are blasting their shitty bass music...again. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 29/05/2026my watch keeps yelling at me for sleeping poorly and i'm like hey ... blame the baby. but of course there is not option to tell the damn app i'm pregnant. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 28/05/2026oh darn, my doctor told me to eat cheese at bed time.static.klipy.comHeman Skeletor's Evil LaughAlt: Heman Skeletor's Evil Laugh 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 21/05/2026apparently my nextdoor neighbor got shot last night? so that's a fun thing to be nextdoor to. gun violence. yayyyyy. 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 21/05/2026gird your loins, it's Gemini season 😎💎♊media.tenor.coma close up of a man with his eyes closed and his mouth open .Alt: NCIS sunglasses going on agent's face 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 20/05/2026in utero kicks feel like my kid is trying to communicate with me through morse code. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Greg: when does third trimester start? me: now. Greg: yeah, looks like it. 👀 020
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 16/05/2026lol the local station just played a Cavaliers v Knicks Eastern Conference Final commercial. the Cavaliers haven't advanced to the Eastern Conference Final.....they're tied for wins with the Pistons and game 7 is tomorrow night.... 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 16/05/2026puked up the glucose drink. puked up the iron tablet. 😩 too much puking for the week i think. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 10/05/2026honestly, mother's day is complicated for me. she carried and birthed me, but i felt often her care and love were superficial. her violence and narcissistic tendencies have left scars, and i protect myself keeping her at a distance. i only strive to break the cycle of trauma with my own daughter. 020
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 06/05/2026i had to do a blood draw for insurance purposes and got a call that my cholesterol is elevated from last year and i'm like...well yeah. i'm 26 weeks pregnant. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026braxton hicks feel like my uterus is being vacuum sealed and i don't like it 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026my horrible neighbours dumped their trash bins in the alleyway for some reason? 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026man...i should have done more research before i bought maternity dresses from pink blush. they're just amazon brands. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 02/05/2026apparently i still qualify as slim thick while pregnant according to a tumblr dm. 😂😅 which is kinda great because i've had a not-so-great mental health body image day. 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 30/04/2026loud first graders in the nature center means lots of kicking from the babe. 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 28/04/2026one time my mother suggested my infant niece has pica because she was trying to put tissue paper in her mouth....she's a fucking baby, Georgia. 🙄 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i was not prepared for how fucking bizarre it is to see my stomach move when my daughter kicks the shit out of me. 😳 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 17/04/2026there is quite literally someone sitting on my bladder 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 17/04/2026pregnant sex feels like there's a third person in the room and it makes me mildly uncomfortable. like...the baby can HEAR. 010
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i don't know. kinda seems like a HUGE oversight for an online health assessment for the workplace to um...not ask whether you're pregnant? 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 10/04/2026tried to zip a dress and it wouldn't zip over my boobs. 🥲 starting to realize I'm going to need more maternity clothes than I thought I would. 000
(𝔏𝔞𝔲)ℜ𝔶𝔫 @ryncogneato.bsky.social · 06/04/2026if Stevie Nicks truly is releasing a new record on her birthday this year....i'm gonna need that on my birthday. 010