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Ryan

@ryhio.bsky.social
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I can do all things through spite which strengthens me.

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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reminder: flock cameras have copper wiring. Just saying.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I remember the Great Lakes with the pneumonic HOMES. If we’re changing the O to an A, is the new memorization tool SHAME?
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NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i.com · 12/08/2026
Due to severe weather, Ohio Wildlife Center is urging people to contact the facility if they find baby animals displaced from their nests. nbc4i.co/45nw0W4?utm_medium=social&… 
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The thing left unsaid about the “worse than expected jobs report” is we all know it will get revised down even lower next month.
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think this is fundamentally wrong but in an interesting way I will need to write about sometime. The key is a) consumers do not choose what is produced, or how, they choose between what is produced. This is a crucial difference
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
To any Democrat who wants to win in November: just say out loud that you don’t like data centers. It’s one of the few things most people agree on across party lines. This is a slam dunk.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How do I know data centers are bad? Because they’re mostly being built in rural areas. When rich people are telling you something is a great idea, but only want it built around YOU, they’re lying.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just woke up to $5 gas in Ohio. It’s bout to get wild, ya’ll.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Chief Justice William Rehnquist was a segregationist. During his confirmation hearing, 10 witnesses offered evidence that he had participated in racial voter suppression. They were ignored because Reagan. John Roberts clerked for Rehnquist. In case anyone needs to explain today’s ruling.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Have we considered just telling the MAGA people in our lives that Trump already cancelled the election so there’s no need for them to vote?
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In fairness, this is what Trump’s doctor looked like. The resemblance is striking.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Staying with family for Easter and I forgot only 2 of us in this house drink coffee. We’re in a small town so nothing is open today. Shout out to the neighbor who was out smoking and gave me a mug full of grounds to get me through the weekend. Your pity is appreciated.
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NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i.com · 31/03/2026
A tiny, unusual baby animal is making history at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium. nbc4i.co/4v3j5nK?utm_medium=social&… 
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
5 hours ago it was 86 degrees. Now it’s 47 and we’re getting marble sized hail. Freaking Ohio.
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Ryan Burge @ryanburge.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Rank and file mainline Protestants are not liberal. They've never been liberal. They are moving increasingly towards the Republican party. Please stop saying "liberal mainline."
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Considering “Gulf of America” is its official government name now and all laws giving the Coast Guard jurisdiction over it call it the Gulf of Mexico, I think all crime is now legal on the Gulf because no one has the authority to stop you.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
In case you had any hope left for humanity, while getting lunch I overheard a woman telling her friend about Dr Moreau and his experiments making human animal hybrids. I slowly came to the realization she thought the whole thing was real. My attempt to tell them it was just a book did NOT go well.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Post a gif of your favorite comfort show.
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a group of people standing on a porch with the words well , pitter patter let 's get at er .
ALT: a group of people standing on a porch with the words well , pitter patter let 's get at er .
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
No one knows the future - both what Trump will actually do, and what the effects will be - but it truly was the case that that Trump’s *explicit campaign promises* were to basically destroy the recovery.
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Brian Wilcox @brianwilcox.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Required reading for every US senator (recommended reading for everyone else). Excellent piece by Sarah Zhang of @theatlantic.bsky.social
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Here’s How We Know RFK Jr. Is Wrong About Vaccines
Children used to die of diseases far more gruesome and deadly than we remember.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@bencollins.bsky.social Alex is saying the sale was halted or fake or something (it’s hard to tell with his nonsense). Please say this isn’t true. This has been the funniest shit ever.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter] No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Found in Blacklick Woods.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I’m a nobody on here who barely posts and I’m already seeing more engagement. The influx of twitter refugees is going well.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Election Day should be a federal holiday. Not for any of the good, real reasons that would be helpful to everyone. But because in the first 15 minutes of my day today, it became clear none of us are getting any work done.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
We had a vaccine clinic in the office today so I went ahead and got my flu and Covid shots. The whole time the “nurse” was telling me how kids get too many vaccines these days (based on what?). And that I probably don’t need a Covid vax since my blood is O+ (this is a lie). Faith in humanity: 0.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Nicholas Cage is to acting what Nickelback is to music. We all make jokes and pretend they’re terrible. But deep down, we’re all fans.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Joe Manchin leaving the Democratic Party due to “partisan extremism” with 24 hours of Trump being convicted of 34 felonies is the most “enlightened centrist” move I can imagine. Totally both sides, bro.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Is this where the verdict party is?
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
My wife while watching Immaculate: I don’t know if I can do this, man. Are they cloning Jesus? Like it’s Jurassic Park? Italian Tim Curry is building a Jurassic Park of Jesuses? This may be too dumb for me.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Checked into a cabin today and got a surprise buddy. I think she’s going to ride it out with me through the eclipse. Already a great vacation.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Don’t worry, the 2 dumbest men on the planet are on the case.
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 16/03/2024
The Civil War looks extremely obvious in hindsight, but in real time from 1850 to the outbreak of hostilities the Unionists thought that the Confederates were bluffing. After Bleeding Kansas, after Preston Brooks put Sumner in a coma, after Dred Scott, after the declarations of secession…
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Just saw Madame Web and it is absolutely bad/good. I laughed so hard I cried. Sometimes intentionally. If ever there was a movie made for weed, this is it.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
The more I hear about the Alabama IVF case, the more I want the couple bringing the case charged with a crime. You’re suing on the basis that your frozen embryos are children? You knew they’d destroy the unused embryos. That means you’re guilty in a murder for hire plot by your own logic.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Never get into a staring contest with a turtle. I will be taking no follow up questions.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Don’t really know what to do with this account, so I’m just going to randomly post articles about some of my favorite stories from history. Here’s Robert Smalls: www.smithsonianmag.com/history/thri...
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
All the headlines celebrating BlueSky adding a million users in a day-ish and all I can think is “how many were bots?” Really hoping this place doesn’t just become Twitter 2.0.
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
I don’t understand the GOP/Fox News concern that Taylor Swift might endorse Biden. Didn’t she already endorse him in 2020? Why be so obsessed with it now?
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Ryan @ryhio.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Package on my patio with no footprints in the snow. Given how cold it is, I’m impressed the driver did that much.
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