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Obviously Canadian, eh. Not yet assimilated by the Borg

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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 20h
We’ve learned all kinds of lessons. So have his taxpayers, every country in the world, historians, soldiers and young girls. Hundreds of years from now those lessons will still be in textbooks.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not sure I wouldn’t want somebody else assuring me that the local data centre won’t hack my bank account, sell my kids to a Haitian gang, start a nuclear war and end all food production…for giggles. I mean, name one thing that’s been remotely true from these gangsters. Don’t look. There are none.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
February 9,1964 That’s when this lad first showed up on US TV, drumming for the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This really pisses off us hosers. But, ya picked the right province to sell snake oil. No doot aboot it. thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
thetyee.ca
How the US Atlas Network Built Alberta Separatism | The Tyee
A global cabal of libertarian and right-wing organizations has fuelled the province’s independence movement.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love these easy-to-read, quick and dirty NOT fake stories about run-ins with regulators. Crypto : “We’re #1 for laundering massive mounds of cash!” Canadian financial crime watchdog deregisters crypto firm with links to Trump family: theijf.org/article/alt-...
theijf.org
Canadian financial crime watchdog deregisters crypto firm with links to Trump family
A Rwandan court also found Alt 5 Sigma guilty of money laundering, which the firm is appealing
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not Lisi, but I can help here. He’s not taking the dog. Dump his ass. You’re welcome.
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The Obama Foundation @obamafoundation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trust is at the heart of a strong democracy. That’s the message Barack Obama will share during the upcoming 2026 Democracy Forum—exploring how people, institutions, and technologies build, repair and scale trust in one another and in democracy itself.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think of Jack Nicholson in The Departed when I think of rats in Boston.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here’s what kinda ticks some of us off. Record deficits, inflation causing big economic shocks, AI replacing jobs and triggering a massive infrastructure buildout that seems to require all of our power and water, a lunatic fringe government to the south, mid east in crisis, election called….clocks?
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New terminology: CrimeMaxxing If you are found guilty and sent to prison: ColonMaxxing
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The United Nations’ janitorial staff have ordered an emergency supply of industrial bullshit remover. There’s so much crap to clean up that sone observers doubt the technology exists to make UN air breathable again. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
FACT FOCUS: Trump made multiple false and misleading claims in front of the UN General Assembly
President Donald Trump made myriad false and misleading claims during his address to the United Nations General Assembly on Tuesday, many of which he has repeated frequently throughout his second term...
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This one made me laugh. The vast majority of these village idiots have never been over county lines. Half spell Canada with a K and a significant number would run out of travel money buying lottery tickets and diesel. Really not much of a threat, more of a reward, eh?
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You guys are SO screwed. No, really. Belarus? Good luck with this. It’s only a big chunk of your food supply at risk . Should be fine. 🙄
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No! Don’t do it. Hit the UN then get in the limo and head for the airport. Don’t waste your time. You don’t speak the language of village idiots.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only way he’s ever closed a “deal” ever, in his lifetime. They’re just speaking the correct language. Owe money? Lawsuit Feelings hurt? Lawsuit Caught cheating? Lawsuit Lies getting noticed? Lawsuit Lawsuit not noticed? Lawsuit
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is positive because people are now getting provoked by symbols. This will become much more common in the coming weeks. It’s indicative of a wider and more vehement rejection of bullcrap , bullying, stealing , misogyny, pedophilia and moronic ineptitude . Real Americans want their country back
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know why? ‘Cuz there’s nothing else to do when you live in a van, down by the river.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here’s what’s amazing about this post. There isn’t a word of exaggeration. The adjectives are just the correct labels for the people being described.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wanna see a tremor? A 3/4% rise in US 10-year government bond yields to 5% is an 18% hike in cost of borrowing, which, like crude oil, splashes into about a thousand economic lakes. Mortgages are just one new shock. The Fed says more coming. Oil says more coming . It’s a very abrupt rate move.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A badge of honour.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We knew it wasn’t a Canadian group’s idea to have Alberta separate from Canada . It had to be a gang of nefarious fascism lovers, well funded and bent on destroying things, likely based across the border. And we were right. theijf.org/article/how-...
theijf.org
How groups tied to U.S. Atlas Network turned a fringe separatist movement in Alberta into a political threat
Inside the long campaign to legitimize separatism, and the legislative strategy to make it possible
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good. But it’s only begun. The owners are medieval-level destroyers and this broadcast property is being fast-tracked to Zerocasting. It’s a real term. It means talking to yourself. And nobody else. Someone smart will get it all for ten cents on today’s dollar.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I cannot seem to find the date for the RFK Jr murder trial. That is what happens when you encourage people to kill themselves and their children , right? I mean, it’s not like anyone can argue it’s not deliberate and premeditated . At least not without pleading insanity .
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A nation in peril. The lowest IQ human to ever hold public office is in charge during a multi-front, existential crisis. Damn, that is scary.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Absolutely no doubt at all, the traditional corporate dems, especially those who have been butt kissing the fascists, have no reason to be here. They have offered no resistance, no spines and no reason to not believe they will do whatever it takes to lose another election. Get out of the way!
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oopsie! Didn’t do the math. And so continues the untarnished record of nothing but horrendous business decisions. Genius.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Think” isn’t a word this premier and her supporters have any relationship with. Attending a national investment conference when you’ve told everyone in the room that you despise the nation and want out does not seem logical. But it is congruent with being a grifter, a chronic liar and a puppet
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh damn! Bent be over the bannister and given a proper thrashing! Having a good week? Top of the morning to ya.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As per last post. Cascading blinks coming.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The blink seen ‘round the world.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey, when you’re up against a desperate criminal who , as any police detective will testify, will do/say anything not to have to deal with reality, you have to move on. Our PM is making all the right moves. He really has few choices when dealing with fabulists and grifters. Give ‘er dude. 🏒
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Assuming the electorate has avoided using large quantities of meth, this ugly halfwit couldn’t win an election for grade 2 hall monitor.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is why we (Canada/hosers) should not be tossing an entire country in the toilet because a fraction of its population is being sold nonsense by a conman. There’s a big gap between the internet and reality.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Congrats! You live in 1963 East Germany
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fact. And not one of them saw a spray painted orange blob helping anyone.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
VapourVesting: verb meaning taking your money and buying digital assets or OTC stocks from known criminals and then watching your cash turn to vapour. LossMaxxing: verb, same as above but also applies to gaining most of your investment advice from “influencers” who are frequently paid to lie.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love the COVID image. Very nice with Bay Street a few blocks to your east. Regardless, every sovereign issuer with a trusted government, in the world, is better off in the bond market. However , the world is worse off with the planet’s largest economy trying to off itself.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You really have to be cult-committed to lift that sign.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just so we’re clear, whether it’s a huge effect or not, it’s still an unnecessary, ill conceived, moronic, inexplicably stupid, idiot waste of everyone’s time. Sure, it’ll cost both sides $billions, but worth it because it’s not Epstein nor the brain-damage-bad-idea Iran war. Good luck 🇲🇽 Mexico
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“We have to get off this desert or we’ll all die!” Leader: “Follow me! Tie our wagon to this ancient, sick, feeble, demented tortoise and he’ll pull us to safety!” “Yay! What a great idea! You should be deified for your wonderfulness”
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Hiram Walker factory in Windsor is one reminder of the USA’s love of Canadian booze. The period when America outlawed liquor and made billions for organized crime and Canadian distilleries, remains an important history lesson. Petty assholes create Al Capone-level bad guys.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is right out of the “How to Fail at Everything” textbook. If an asshole bully, with a long history of criminal behaviour including pedophilia , does something stupid to harm you, and you punch them in the mouth, they blame you for the encounter. It is CLASSIC bs for criminals. Ask any judge.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why would Haggy McNazi and her gaggle of goosesteppers have their elbows up? It’s like CBC doesn’t have anyone to tell them what is happening in Alberta. Think Nigel Farage only dumber and with far less support. They don’t want “diplomacy” you headline writing dipshits, they want compliance.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
The Strait of Warm Ooze: the first monument you smell before you see.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Never underestimate the absolute resolve of most “influencers” to do ANYTHING for an additional dollar. Nor their ability to harm millions of dumb-ass followers or actually kill or maim themselves.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Hi! We’re from Florida where we cannot manage a power grid to save our lives…or stage an NCAA football game after dark.” They’re proud of it. 1931 power grid. Runs on thoughts and prayers.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey fellow Canucks. We can ignore this bullshit. He’s losing on ALL fronts. War , health care, inflation, the real economy, escaping child rape facts and his big backers love these jets, so good luck with this. Done like 1960’s Thanksgiving dinner served with a side of senile.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ya bud! Give ‘er! Time to play 2026. We’re NATO, they ain’t. People seem to forget, they’re fighting all their <former> friends and sending kind words to the guy supporting enemy combatants. FYI I’m watching NCAA football and will do a stadium tour when this shit ends and give y’all a hug
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Birmingham, UK. Absolutely screwed themselves, for generations with Brexit. Now that the beer opinion crowd still has nothing to do but fight, they’re starting with defenceless people and going 10 on one. Cuz that’s what grifter cunts like Farage love to cause.
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RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @rydenstoompala.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You can’t make this shit up, much as you’d like to. Every Alberta family cutting that shitbag company a check for $400. + a year is absolutely moronic. Saying so is actually offensive to morons. thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...
thetyee.ca
New Meta Data Centre Could Cost Albertans $460 a Year | The Tyee
A Pembina Institute study found the megaproject will increase electricity costs for other users.
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