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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Luge gloves or what Mike Johnson makes his son wear to keep from acting on impure thoughts?

Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Check out “Night” by Max Beckmann. I’ve always kinda thought of his work as “the missing link” between classical painting and graphic novels.

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Thanks William, wherever you are!

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

A humor piece inspired by my favorite movie… “Prison walls couldn’t contain my father. The same could not be said for the prison sewage system.” medium.com/@ryanwolin/m...

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My Dad Tried A Shawshank Redemption-Like Prison Escape But Drowned In The Shit Pipe

“Son, your dad died last night in a prison escape.” the warden said.

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The FIFA Peace Prize goes to the guy who threatened to invade both co-hosting countries.

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Check out my @mcsweeneys.net interview for their Behind The Tendency Classics series. It has shoutouts to @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social, Sam Woods (Bluesky whereabouts unknown) & @mikedrucker.bsky.social, whose great work served as a cheat sheet—I mean—inspiration. www.patreon.com/posts/behind...

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Behind the Tendency Classics: Ryan Wolin's "Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy" | McSweeney's Internet Tendency

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Haha, yep! I did a sequel too- I was just too frustrated with the dems to only do one piece

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I assume her name is All Hallows’ Eve

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Some leaders go down in history, others just go down. My latest for @mcsweeneys.net

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/03/2025

"Yes, there’s danger in opening our gates to this statue. But there’s also danger in keeping it out… the danger of eroding the sanctity of the gift-giving process."

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Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

You know who's actually meeting this moment well? McSweeney's. They've been on absolute fire.

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

My humor piece on Oklahoma’s awful, new, right-wing curriculum… “If your new immigrant neighbor breaks a different Commandment every 4 days, what’s the longest he could go before coveting your wife?” medium.com/@ryanwolin/m...

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Math Problems from Oklahoma’s New Conservative Curriculum

If your new immigrant neighbor breaks a different Commandment every 4 days, what’s the longest he could go before coveting your wife?

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

My final humor piece on the election… “This country needs new ideas, even if all the ideas are about stabbing. The status quo isn’t working, I want the stabus quo.” medium.com/@ryanwolin/t...

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The Candidate Vlad the Impaler Ran Against Was a Little Too ‘Establishment’ for Me

Look, I’m tired of conventional politicians and their mealy-mouthed blabber. Vlad has clear policy goals: To stab. And that’s an agenda I…

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Ryan Wolin @ryanwolin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

“EDITOR’S NOTE: We’ve removed all mentions of The Baconator after learning God received financial compensation from Wendy’s for each one.” medium.com/@ryanwolin/g...

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God’s Column for NewYorkTimes.com

EDITOR’S NOTE: God has graciously agreed to write a monthly column for NYT. We’re thrilled to provide a forum for Our Lord to share His…

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