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Ryan Wittmann

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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If this signs the death certificate for Pat Kraft then I’m on board
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Deeply unimpressed by Mouser. No feel, very underwhelmed by his play calling
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matt Campbell transfer portal strategy fraud alert won’t shut off, it’s breached containment
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taylor Mouser fraud alert reaching dangerous levels
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Firing Mike Tomlin was the right move, not for the Steelers, but to ensure we got this Minecraft city video. We all needed this
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was genuinely pathetic. Zero juice on offense without Koby. Awful
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taylor Mouser fraud alert levels rising
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol meat chicken with a karma loss
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Burn these 4 TE plays with fire. They do not work. Stop trying to make it happen Mouser
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blanket reply to everybody who’s sent this story to me for comment today: Take a beat and send it to ten of your male friends instead
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dan Lanning Fraud Status is quickly rising
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone get a TRO against Michigan, what an absolute load of horse shit
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
LIRR slightly more expensive (not by much, maybe a few bucks I think) but slightly faster (maybe 15mins). 7 runs more often though so when you want to leave probably more important
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Genuinely insane
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I love The Town. Great movie. Not sure I’d quote it if I were an MLB manager but what do I know. Maybe “there goes college soccer”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Has the USMNT ever had a half that dominant in a game with stakes? The people are asking
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Kirby wouldn’t support this if it was anyone else not suiting up at Texas Tech. I didn’t see any statements from him when other kids at other schools got permanent bans for gambling and they didn’t bet on their own team. As usual, this statement isn’t worth a damn thing and he can fuck off
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
OT Hockey: when Uncut Gems doesn’t hit the stress level you’re looking for
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You can do this today for free. It’s called “use your imagination you jabroni”
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Kirk Herbstreit had absolutely no interest in the Primanti Bros. spread on ABC's draft telecast
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We’ll always have that great regular season Mantha. Enjoy Utah or Seattle or wherever you end up for way too many years and dollars
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Penguins playing like a team that’s been saying “we just wanna get back to the playoffs” for 3yrs, as if just making it here was the goal
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Flyers and goonery, an inseparable pair of
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Kris Letang is an all time penguin and he’s also a complete liability. Has nothing left in the tank
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Unsolicited advice: hit the fucking net
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Game 2. You played like ass in Game 1. What do you do? Wear the worst, ugliest, most obnoxious jersey you have ever seen. Thanks Pens
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Too long
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
They’re afraid of the winners dinner you’d construct obviously
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Raphael Satter @raphae.li · 27/03/2026
Story here: www.reuters.com/world/us/ira... Updates TK:
reuters.com
Iran-linked hackers claim breach of FBI director's personal email; DOJ official confirms break-in
Iran-linked hackers have ‌publicly claimed the breach ​of FBI ​Director Kash Patel's ⁠personal inbox, ​publishing photographs ​of the director and his purported ​resume.
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
In any other administration this is front page news and impeachable
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Mike Sington @mikesington.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Lunatic behavior
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life
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Pablo Manríquez @pabloreports.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Haitian woman, 31, dies alone at Pittsburgh bus stop days after ICE released her to the streets far from home to perish. Rest in power, Daphy Michel: migrantinsider.com/p/the-loneso...
migrantinsider.com
The Lonesome Death of Daphy Michel
Watch now | Haitian Woman, 31, Dies Alone at Pittsburgh Bus Stop Days After ICE Released Her Far From Home to Die.
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Genuinely sucks that this dude sucks. What an abomination
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
How does one lead the nation in field goal percentage for 14wks? Does that mean each individual week she was the best or is that a random subset of 14wks? Did she go 1-1 in those weeks? Was there no minimum required shots? Is this another “had a player in every Super Bowl except the ones we didn’t”?
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This is when having a real owner would help. Very real argument that Griffin could use 2 months of AAA but since the team will likely trade Skenes in one of the next two off seasons there’s real incentive to up your risk profile and let him try it (especially given the other options at SS)
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The whole Pirates offseason has been one long “hey we tried”. From the obviously planted “we’re gonna spend no really” story to them being a stalking horse on every name if they would only take 15% less than market value
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 06/02/2026
MLB TV will remain $150 a season but look at this BS they’re trying to pull. You cannot “buy” MLB TV without buying ESPN Unlimited, but they give you a one month free trial, and then the hope is you forget to cancel since you don’t need ESPN to have MLB TV, only to initially purchase.
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I never know if the people making these requests are just ignorant/unaware of the Streisand Effect or if they’re playing 4D Chess and want to embarrass these folks (ok fine it’s the first one but a guy can dream)
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Outside of like 3yrs, this could be the slogan for Penn State Basketball
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Listener, it was in fact nothing
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
What’s the point of giving anonymity for something that ownership has been on record as wanting for 30yrs? What value does this genuinely add? If they won’t go on record, tell them you don’t do PR and they can fuck off
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Dumb ideas and Miami, an inseparable combination
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Cannot be overstated how brain dead our President is. Just completely out of it. Making the world a worse place every day out of spite
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Just the dumbest group of people. Truly the worst, most embarrassing collection of idiots ever assembled
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Ryan Wittmann @ryanwittmann.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck the Blocks. Pittsburgh hates you, you have no dignity to leave with
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/01/2026
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
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