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Ryan Vamps

@ryanvance.bsky.social
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Writer, designer, rule of three enthusiast. www.ryanvance.co.uk

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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The slanket It destroyed its cage Yes YES The slanket is out
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trying to get over my phobia of illustration by tackling some Doctor Who villains. That they all look like they're about to start crying is unintentional.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like at least six of these albums appear in the psyche of my generation of indie fans like when you cut a tree down and one of the rings is pitch black because there was a forest fire.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know you’re winning back the next election when you lampoon your rivals as… uh… enjoying food and beer and… um… giving everyone else… loads of money.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
starting a new poetry movement called tardigradia where the poems all follow the babdccdcdcd scheme and can also survive the vacuum of space
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m a fan of the vintage typewriter which is in fact a laptop and superfluous wireless keyboard.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love to buy one (1) ticket to an event.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Creative freelancer professional development courses.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely not.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I won the lottery (or even landed a halfway decent job) I think one of the first things I’d do is set up a subscription to Shy Blooms. Their arrangements are just so… good?! Tender but spiky! Muted but textural! When there’s colour, there’s COLOUR.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am going to become the joker
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something something Orwell something something pigs.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crammed
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pushing though my annual inability to escape freshers flu with uncharacteristic nostalgia.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was a lot of fun putting together an illustration for Point.a hotels in Edinburgh, with the wizards at Print Clan providing live in-situ screenprinting!
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Iconic.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Ryan Vance” has now published 13 books since June and I cannot thank him enough for allowing me to let go of my growing dislike for my own book’s comparatively lo-fi cover.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Quiet Year’s a funny game because no matter how demure your starting settlement, by the game’s end there’s always at least two mass graves on the board, three rival cults, one corpse with all its bones removed, and a cosmic horror that can only be averted with ritualistic child sacrifice.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Desperately jealous of whoever’s growing sunflowers on Paisley Road West.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Briefly got excited I might actually be qualified for the role of “Half-submerged faceless rusted humanoid with humongous nips.”
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
- This Spooky Bitch
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Should I download a new game? Or should I start my billionth play through of Islanders: New Shores?
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love you Fruitmarket but what part of £140 + VAT is compatible with DIY publishing.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TV froze at the exact point in the Pluribus finale when you wouldn’t want the TV to freeze
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Went to an island.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Started trimming the wildflower garden but chickened out after a third because it looks *so* ugly. I know it’ll make for a sturdier garden next year but, because the patch only gets partial sun, all the clover and scabiosa are, under the foliage, extremely rangy! From this to this, basically.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Went for a walk.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
feel like pure shit man just want her back
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look I know these things are what you make of them and I'm trying to be optimistic but sometimes they do also feel like being put in a room with 39 other people trying their best not to go on a killing spree if their flop era doesn't end immediately.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I see the press have turned on him almost immediately, BBC running a pic that makes him look like he’s rejecting an induced mutation.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pratchett Discourse Day seems to come sooner every year.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have once again frantically completed work on a Friday afternoon which the person needing the work has taken off because it is a bank holiday.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live footage of my gym owner trying to move a very large machine from one end of the room to the other.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Phenomenal arrangement in Roots & Fruits at the moment btw!
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s September next week, you say?
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You’ll never guess where we’ve ended up!
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We’re on a boat!
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What you shout when you want to hurt the feelings of the strongest Avenger.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Normal country.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I admire who decided this one tiny room in an antiques warehouse had to contain all of the most cursed items.
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
are we the same person
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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