ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Right?? I think the top right is my favorite. 100
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I could not be more delighted by my 4yo’s attempts to draw The Pigeon 4230
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Arguing with my 9yo daughter about whether the bonus Jonas is real 190
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Went to see Coyote vs Acme, which the kids enjoyed despite having zero previous experience of Looney Tunes. 9yo thought Bugs Bunny was maybe from a cereal box, but she is fully familiar with John Cena. 080
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Also he’s gotten mega into My Little Pony this week; a MLP comic book from the library taught us the words “oubliette” and “chupacabra” during tonight’s bedtime, so hopefully that’s good for dreams 1130
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 24/09/20264yo fighting sleep: “is there bones in my eyeballs?” “I don’t know what I lookeded like when dinosaurs were alive” *quietly sings something from kpop demon hunters* [silence for long enough that i think he’s asleep] “Let’s have a staring contest!” 1100
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Those estimates are wild guesses anyway, could go back to 50th next time, but good job growing, Fred!! 120
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We left them exactly like that, what else can you do 110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Malicious compliance: preschooler edition, after being asked to tidy up his cars that were on the floor 2200
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apparently some parts of the inside were pitch black and other parts had graffiti like “get out, they’re coming”, good times for ages 4 to 9 😂 100
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Anyway, we all got out, probably with the same children we went in with, and then sent them into another, sketchier maze, and then got cider donuts 1140
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We heard their voices taunting us from the center of the maze and definitely debated whether it was really them, or the fae 1110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We entered a hedge maze and the children abandoned us 5130
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I would be zero surprised to see Vlad and Niki unboxing this tbh 110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The answer is probably “mother-in-law picked the wrong shipping address on Amazon” but I like to imagine that he’s quietly browsing and choosing the best adaptogen combos 2110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why did my 4yo get $80 worth of vegan protein shake powder in the mail?? 4100
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The more I look at her, the more I agree; even more of an abomination than I thought 030
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Drove the children past this Massachusetts landmark, and 9yo is CONVINCED those are hooves 360
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We’re all very chill, a pleasure to have in class 😂 010
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Mixed opinions here on whether this means we got a good grade on “parent questionnaire” 180
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Went on a duck boat tour for the first time ever; the kids got to drive the boat in the Charles, and now they’re in the Pru courtyard, bellies full of Shake Shack, lying in the grass and staring up at skyscrapers 0160
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wife and I just spent a very normal amount of time wordsmithing our reply to the 4th grade teacher’s welcome email parent questionnaire. 090
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The same radio station was playing Better Than Ezra when I parked at the grocery store…and when I got back into the car 30 minutes later with the groceries 020
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sentences that would have been nonsense 10 years ago! 110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The tic tac toe on the kids’ activity page is 4x4, is this AI 030
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Oh lord there’s a Mr Beast ghost kitchen running out of this Friendly’s 110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We have eggs and bacon for dinner regularly; it’s quick and everyone in the family likes it. Offered scrambled eggs for breakfast and 4yo was scandalized and delighted to eat them “in the MORNING!?” 1160
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026That sure is a plate Florida issued? 020
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Bought at different times, but all a couple years old, I guess it’s time for new ones! 010
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Bought at different times in 2023 and 2024, so wearing out but not ancient! And I haven’t changed size, idk what’s happening 😂 000
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026THREE. Three underwires!static.klipy.comSesame Street The CountALT: Sesame Street The Count 680
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 20/08/20264yo, otoh, understands the assignment 0100
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 20/08/20269yo, asked to chase seagulls away from our beach snacks, waves her arms at them and says, “sorry, seagulls, you’re amazing!” 180
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026International sensation!!! They also had knock-off dumpling squishies that were just basic foam stressball material?? What food will be next? 020
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don’t know what this is but it feels right 100
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 17/08/20269yo declared this store “a vibe…such a good vibe” and then both kids selected off-brand butter squishies 250
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Hi, vacation neighbor! We’re in Yarmouth; once we made it over the bridge, the kids were even willing to power through the remaining 30 minutes without a playground break, unlike previous years 😂 110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We’re here all week, come on over 000
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Progress! 4yo expecting “a big drop” at the end of the bridge, disappointment ahead 050
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026So close to vacation, and yet (predictably) so much traffic 2130
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Turned 45, can no longer be contained! 040
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just snapped an underwire bending over for the SECOND TIME THIS WEEK. 240
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Love to throw my burrata and produce on top of a bowl of farro, too 110
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 12/08/20264yo, giggling as he explains his art: “I was trying to make a 6-7” 060
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Civic duty completed, they were only selecting for one trial today and it was likely to run into my vacation next week, but they were going one juror at a time and I was number 44 040
ryanspharmacy.bsky.social @ryanspharmacy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The Correspondent was a great book for lots of waiting around, perfect medium-but-interruptible level of focus required, except that I have finished its 281 pages and am still waiting while jury selection continues (thank goodness this courthouse allows phones) 020
