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Ryan Schwartz

@ryanschwartz.tv
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TVLine.com Senior Editor. TCA member. Talking to the people who make TV, critiquing their work, and overthinking all of it, all of the time.

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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 23h
A source tells me the Animaniacs have barricaded themselves inside and are now claiming they have squatter's rights.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 06/10/2026
I’m sure HBO Max and Paramount+ will merge. Just as soon as Hulu is actually absorbed by Disney+ and ceases to exist as a standalone app, plus or minus 3–5 years.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 06/10/2026
SCOOP: With Warnermount officially a done deal, outgoing Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav is taking on a new role at Skydance: David Ellison’s sleep paralysis demon.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 06/10/2026
Hot damn! Yours truly will be moderating a Brooklyn Nine-Nine retrospective at #NYCC with Melissa Fumero, Stephanie Beatriz, Joe Lo Truglio, and series co-creator Dan Goor. Thursday, October 8 at 12:30 p.m. Details here: www.newyorkcomiccon.com/en-us/things...
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 02/10/2026
Old Man Yash must have invested his BB Bribe money well. He's still feasting on Chipotle! #BB28
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 02/10/2026
You cannot make me hate this man. #TeamDevens #BB28
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 01/10/2026
Canada's greatest gift to America: Sarah Chalke.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 01/10/2026
"Just winging it." I see what you did there, NBC.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 01/10/2026
I didn’t have a chance to file a review, but Wednesday's #Scrubs premiere (ABC, 8/7c) is as strong an episode of a sitcom revival as I've ever seen.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 30/09/2026
There’s only one explanation for Aaron Sorkin’s red carpet look at the Social Reckoning premiere: He counted Mississippily.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 30/09/2026
I wonder what he’s up to this week! Let me take a giant sip of water and Google Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 30/09/2026
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Guillermo dance to “The Piña Colada Song” on Dancing With the Stars.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 29/09/2026
I stumbled upon the aforementioned product placement last night and, yep, it's as terrible as @sepinwall.bsky.social said it was. Not quite as terrible as The Neighborhood doing a Very Special Episode about miscarriage sponsored by Amazon Prime same-day delivery, but it came close.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 28/09/2026
Say what you will about the hell they put Abby through in ER Season 14. Maura Tierney delivers one of her best performances in “Blackout.”
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 27/09/2026
Was expecting a different cameo during Jalen’s monologue. #SNL
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 27/09/2026
A Calm App Original Movie
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 27/09/2026
Another 21st Century gem that deserves more love.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 27/09/2026
Maybe the internet was a mistake.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 26/09/2026
Everyone said no sitcom after Friends could be the next Friends. But The Big Bang Theory was. It had the audience, ratings and Emmys. Jim Parsons won four times for Sheldon, a Mount Rushmore sitcom character. Most importantly, it’s had staying power. It belonged on the NYT list.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 26/09/2026
When we talk about the best network sitcoms of the 21st Century, The Middle and Superstore are almost never part of the conversation. They should be.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 25/09/2026
I don't think shows that are still ongoing should have been eligible for The New York Times' 100 Best Shows of the 21st Century list. Also, letting Beef and True Detective make the cut based solely on Season 1 feels like a cheat.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift’s “Cleveland” pales in comparison to this absolute banger.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 25/09/2026
Forgot we had the live feeds on. Our cat did not. #BB28
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 24/09/2026
I will not be watching The Love Hypothesis but you all need to watch Lili Reinhart in Hal & Harper.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 24/09/2026
#BB28 POV tonight:
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 23/09/2026
New Pluto TV interface blows Tubi’s out of the water.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 22/09/2026
15 years ago today…
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 22/09/2026
Peacock, we need to talk. 🍷
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 20/09/2026
10 years ago today…
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 20/09/2026
15 years ago today…
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 19/09/2026
15 years ago today… @mrjoncryer.bsky.social
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 19/09/2026
10 years ago today…
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 19/09/2026
On September 18, 2006, Wes Mendell torpedoed his career on live television.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 18/09/2026
Sure it only lasted a single season. But there was a sequel series.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 16/09/2026
Anotha one: Fellow T-NBC rock group Zack Attack has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 16/09/2026
Tonight’s Dancing With the Stars is all about the men. #DWTS
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 16/09/2026
Now hearing that Jesse and the Rippers have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 16/09/2026
Imagining Thomas Sadoski informing the pilot on his next flight that he and Amanda Seyfried have separated:
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 16/09/2026
I will be preordering this while YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF AFGHANISTAN.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 15/09/2026
This just in: Hep Alien will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 15/09/2026
Cast Stephen Colbert as Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center owner Robert Pitt.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 15/09/2026
Using state-of-the-art technology, I, currently a 33-year-old man, have been able to procure footage from the future of myself tuning in for Severance Season 3:
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 15/09/2026
"I play TV's Ronald Friends." "And I play Tabitha Neighbors." "And we're the hard-boiled detectives from Apple TV's Friends & Neighbors." Yes, I watch Your Friends & Neighbors. But I would also watch this show. #Emmys
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 15/09/2026
Taylor Swift 🤝 Law & Order: SVU. This is the pre-tape that should have opened the #Emmys.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 14/09/2026
Noah Wyle is not only Emmy nominated as an actor and executive producer on HBO Max's #ThePitt, but also for his work directing Season 2, Episode 6 ("12:00 P.M."), which spotlights PTMC's unsung nursing staff. Here's what he told me about stepping behind the camera earlier this year:
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 11/09/2026
How I plan to greet everyone I see for the next few days:
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 10/09/2026
I feel like Yash and Bo would get along really well. #BB28
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 09/09/2026
I think phones that fold are dumb.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 09/09/2026
I asked Brendan Hunt about #Tedbecca. His response was crystal clear: they're never, ever getting together. Like ever.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 09/09/2026
Helena Eagan to Irving B. in Severance S2:
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