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Ryan Beltran

@ryanragequit.bsky.social

Former comedian, engaged now, and no longer hysterically funny. Super serious person now. Also have been an insurance agent for a decade, so that’s how you know I take life too seriously.

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Ryan Beltran @ryanragequit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

My fiance said my birthstone was a kidney stone

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Ryan Beltran @ryanragequit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I wonder what crimes they are choosing to commit to land themselves in prison? I can think of some cool crimes they can commit due to the tacit trust in their smile’s wrinkles.

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Ryan Beltran @ryanragequit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

My fiance told me to drive faster so we don’t miss our appointment at the vet. I drove faster, and she got upset because I was driving too fast. I can’t wait to be married!

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Ryan Beltran @ryanragequit.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

My fiance gets bad dreams because she manages a Starbucks, and last night she was fighting one of the customers and gave them the peoples elbow but on my face.

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Wynter @wynter.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

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