ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 22hthe Newfoundland accent Josh Hartnett uses in BELOW on Netflix is making me H-O-R-N-Y. 000
Reposted by ryangas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich 29848144
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm so happy that my best friend Elsbeth Tascioni (née Guðmundsdóttir) is back on my television where she belongs. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026a Mental Health Day where you just sit in the middle of the living room floor and listen to Cocteau Twins albums. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if you have the opportunity to see the 4k restoration of UNZIPPED, do it! it's gorgeous! one of the best, if not THE best, documentaries about fashion to ever exist. youtu.be/mmyR9n7Er18?...youtu.beUNZIPPED - Official 4K Restoration TrailerYouTube video by JANUS 241
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026don't forget to check out THE FACUTLY (?) on the Criterion Channel, y'all 😂 120
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've had a baked potato for dinner three nights in a row. I fucking love a baked potato. It's baked potato season, bitches. 🥔 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love my little corner of the Internet because I can say things like "Dakota Johnson is Ambien in human form" and know that nobody is paying attention. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026mint chocolate chip ice cream should be mint green in color. 110
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026just a high waisted man with feminine hips strutting down the street while listening to Beach House's classic TEEN DREAM. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"this paper part didn't come glued to the hard cover" OPEN THE SCHOOLS 100
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026successful visit to my local independent bookstore this afternoon 📚 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026extremely rude that the movie I had wanted to see this weekend (the 4K restoration of UNZIPPED) isn't actually playing anywhere near me until Tuesday. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026guess who fell asleep watching YouTube videos about the secrets of Disney Parks again 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that thing where you're in the mood for coconut cake so you buy a coconut cake and the moment you get home you're no longer in the mood for coconut cake. 010
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026what video game should I play while I wait for the one with the ocarina to be released? 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fuck, I love Tillamook's chocolate peanut butter ice cream 🍦🍨 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026happy gotcha day, Gracey and Leota! becoming your papa is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me...and I say that as someone who once met Stephen Sondheim. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026most pop songs wish they had what Thelma Houston’s “Don’t Leave Me This Way” has. 010
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you guys, we're three episodes in and this show is so bad 😭 010
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you can’t have pizza if it’s not pizza night. that’s the rule...that I...just made up. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026would put out for a Trader Joe's Swedish Princess Raspberry Cake 🍰 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026pretty please youtu.be/mjNcV0KAOkQ?...youtu.be"Oh for God's sake just die!" from AbFabYouTube video by Jerry Fisher 010
Reposted by ryanryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026another day of waking up without news that The Cure are going out on tour 😭 011
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FUN FACT: sometimes when I’m upset, I turn off all the lights in the apartment and sit in my empty bathtub. 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026who needs P*rnhub when I have Jonathan Anderson discussing Dior and the objects of his affection youtu.be/6tzPyoUfez8?...youtu.beInside Christian Dior's Private Archive with Jonathan Anderson | Objects of Affection | VogueYouTube video by Vogue 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you guys, I've seen VAN HELSING far too many times for a person who can't stand Hugh Jackman. 110
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026today's TO DO list: -pay the grocer -fix the toaster -kiss the host goodbye - break a window -burn the souffle -scream a lullaby 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026that mystery file in my Dropbox? a low quality bootleg recording I made of Brandi Carlile's BLUE concert at Carnegie Hall in 2021. 000
Reposted by ryanGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW 311071183
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026already developed an emotional attachment to three of the new GBBO bakers 🧁 000
ryan @ryanpbratt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026really enjoying the new Criterion Channel design, in case you were wondering. 000
Reposted by ryanOregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026pov you're a fish in the penguin habitat 237981
