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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s over 😭
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
NL…
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Rob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again!
ALT: Rob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again!
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Brah!
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This @mlb.com Home Run Derby is shit. Unwatchable. WHEN WORLD CUP?
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s days like today that make me miss Twitter. Nothing compares to the collective watching and tweeting of 5-10 years ago. Instagram, Threads, Blue Sky etc are fun but…just doesn’t hit the same.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And the most embarrassing goal of the World Cup goes to…
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w?...
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The Price is Right Losing Horn - Sound Effect (HD)
YouTube video by Gaming Sound FX
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Boooooo
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
!!!
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Brutal ending for Japan. I was pulling for them. Wow. #worldcup
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Time moving way too slow right now. 😅
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Jon Ostrower @jonostrower.com · 02/05/2026
Rest easy, Big Banana. My heart is with all the Spirit employees who are having to endure this. Just awful.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Giants lost both games today on walk-offs! 😤 7/15/56 was last time the Giants lost both games of a doubleheader via walk-off.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Giants fucking suck.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Brahhhh!!
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I just wanna go to bed 🫠
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Brah!
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
3am hockey let’s go! #olympics
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy #WorldWhaleDay! 🐳
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Watched the game in Arizona with my family. What a game! Then got very confused when they flipped the TV to another game tonight because it’s dark outside and I’m used to football being over by dark. Hawaii kine tings. 😂
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Nothing impresses me more in sports than a baseball player under so much pressure with that much on the line hitting a baseball over the fence. Seriously unreal.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Angry Girl GIF
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I hate it.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I fucking hate the Dodgers.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Would be kinda funny if this game goes two more hours and takes us to the time change.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
That’s the Hoffman I knew all fantasy baseball season. 🤬
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Ohhh myyyy
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
😤
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Dammit Phillies.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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a referee is standing on a football field with the words `` hold up ! flag on the play ! '' .
ALT: a referee is standing on a football field with the words `` hold up ! flag on the play ! '' .
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
That was fun. #AllStarGame
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So glad they’ve gone back to wearing their team uniforms. #mlb #allstargame
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The most photographed wave in the world. Banzai Pipeline, Oahu.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Interesting how they swapped home and away uniforms. I was very confused for a second. #mlb #tokyoseries
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I’m pretty sure that was supposed to be a home run and Ohtani juuussst missed the assignment. #mlb #tokyoseries
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Fuck the Dodgers. 😤
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Take me back!  #tokyoseries
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I really hope that top banner is superimposed. #tokyoseries #mlb
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
BASEBALL!!!
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Me not losing that hour of sleep tonight. #hawaiikinetings
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
There’s been some rough #Oscars in recent history but I thoroughly enjoyed the show tonight. The films this year were kinda meh, but this awards show was great. Conan did a great job as host, in my opinion.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
By your third acceptance speech you should just go up there and say hey thanks again, buh bye. #oscars
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The news of Gene Hackman’s passing inspired me to watch one of my all-time favorite films. Fuck.
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Bryan 🇨🇦 @nachohelmet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
There’s a 25% tariff now if you want your American plane to land right side down in Canada
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A juvenile humpback whale breaching.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I thoroughly enjoyed watching that spanking.
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two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in the dark and looking up .
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in the dark and looking up .
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This Super Bowl went from I don’t even want to watch to OMG THIS IS THIS IS THE BEST GAME I’VE EVER SEEN real quick.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
3.5 minutes. Gtfo.
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Ryan @ryanpastorino.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
What’s more graceful than sea turtles? Sea turtles in super slow motion.
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