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Ryan Paige

@ryanpaige.bsky.social
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WGA Writer/Director/Accountant

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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 6h
Seems like Trump is destroying himself every single day. It's a major reason why his approval rating is where it is. It's certainly not been because Democrats have run an incredible campaign and convinced people to finally view Trump as the anti-American dope he is.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 11h
Any time I needed to talk to someone or talk about someone who was inpatient somewhere, I had to use the code they gave me at the initial check-in. If you asked by name, they'd never give up any indication whether that person was there or not.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 12h
I don't know how anybody gets that image of OKC Firefighter Chris Fields carrying 1 year-old Baylee Almon away from what was left of the building.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 12h
That's insane. Sucks how effective these Russian ops have been.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One of my dogs bit into my leg really hard when I was trying to answer the door. I’m pretty sure she took a chunk out of it. Hurts physically, but I also feel so betrayed. Man’s Best Friend? I don’t see it. And it was the dog who takes Prozac every day, too.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah well, my uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As many as it takes.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Or even closer to home where YouTuber Lone Star Hawaiian says he’s been contacted by police because he has a black truck that he regularly drives on a road w/Flock cameras by his home and, somewhere, a crime was committed by someone with a black truck. So now he basically has to prove his innocence
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
1,500 flock cameras in Maricopa County (Arizona) and apparently none had any relevant information for the investigation into the Bernadette Greene-Placentia investigation?
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, First Baptist of Dallas’ Robert Jeffress is on board with the public execution, so he’s back to being his normal, shitty self.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We’re not even expected to put people on the moon for a short visit again until dude’s final year in office. Should a moon base come to pass, it will be when future administrations start undoing all the damage this one has done.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That must be really slow mail service.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think my favorite role of his is the guy in Star Trek VI who comes and tells Capt. Sulu that Enterprise isn't answering Starfleet.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I said I don't know, but it's probably because I don't understand how first names work."
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish they didn't just focus on Flock. The whole lot of them should at least require a warrant to get data from.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unless they're doing cost segs on every one of them, they're likely not even depreciated much below the original purchase price. And even then, it's likely not much more depreciated.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gov. Abbott wants to bring back junk insurance that doesn't cover anything and doesn't give anyone the protections of ACA-compliant plans. But we'll save so much money as long as we never need to use the shit insurance.
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Governor Abbott Announces New Affordability Initiative to Lower Healthcare Costs - Greg Abbott
Greg Abbott is fighting for Texas families and Texas values, by creating jobs and defending our constitutional rights and freedoms.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems unhealthy, economically speaking. Not saving as much and buying more stuff on credit. That's the recipe that got my aunt to have to disconnect her phone because unpaid creditors would call her constantly.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I understand that home values going down causes people to be underwater on their mortgages, but (and I'm just an accountant, not an economist or a smart person) why when prices go down do we seem to see so many of these houses go on the market? Surely not everyone is getting transferred to Topeka.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's a lot more eloquent than I would be as I'd just call Hegseth an incompetent shithead who probably can't count to eleven with his pants on.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't think the principal was actually involved in the Muslim group getting to hand out stuff on campus (though it sure led to a lot of people saying that nobody would ever be able to hand out Bibles on a campus, which made the Gideons cry for their hard work was going unnoticed).
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is ridiculous. It's also annoying because the rabble-rousers got a principal to resign over having her picture taken with someone wearing a head scarf (and a Muslim group was allowed to hand out info on campus), and I wanted that principal fired because she's a terrible principal.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey. I live close to Josephine. I'm not an Express-News subscriber for reasons that should be well known to the Express-News, but I can say that the anti-Other is going hog wild these past couple of years. Muslims seem to be bearing the brunt of it, but even Mormons are getting shit in Fairview.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know a lot about Josh Turek, but what I have seen and learned about him, I think the Senate will be better with him in it, even if Democrats had a majority without him.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Traffic infractions. Worst of the worst.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"We had to move him to an undisclosed location so lawyers wouldn't know which court has jurisdiction, delaying their ability to file on their behalf or to even speak with him despite the Constitutional right to counsel."
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wonder why Roger Marshall wasn't arrested for skipping out on his cookie bill? He had patients arrested for less.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's entirely correlation. I'm pretty sure the 9/11 plot was already in motion by the time that episode aired, and I can't imagine how the Breaking Bad guy could have heard about it from bin Laden. That it happened so close together is why some people think it's an eerie coincidence, but it's that
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a coincidence, I'm announcing now that when I am elected president, I am having all the Trump Administration officials who have perpetrated this illegal and immoral plague upon our people will be represented by lawyers who all owe me a big favor.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1. The biggest source of murder and mayhem in Minnesota this year has been from ICE. 2. Does he think people don't have windows? Like they can't just look around and see that there isn't chaos in the streets?
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I never even been to Iowa, but the more I hear this guy talk, the more I hope the voters there elect him.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's the percentage of the population who are currently bribing Clarence Thomas.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I'm elected, I'm going to push for 101 Supreme Court seats. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Big, strong men will come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, you've finally made the court supreme."
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Emmer? Sounds like a German name. Wasn’t too long ago that people from that country were considered to be enemies of the state. Of course, listening to this guy, I think he’d appreciate being lumped with Nazis.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Blame Canada
ALT: Blame Canada
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also you couldn't find a Texan to play dress up as? You had to pick a guy from that state that done stole one of our NFL teams?
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why would you use the Alamo when you're trying to get a message out about how you can't lose Texas. That's the only thing the Alamo is famous for, a losing battle. Been better off with the stupid Gonzales Cannon.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want to learn about about this new SI stuff, so I go to si.com, and it's just a bunch of sports.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the timing is the only thing that makes it even kinda noteworthy. That it was just a few months before the "real thing"
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tom Clancy used the U.S. Capitol building as the airliner target, which is how Jack Ryan becomes president.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just think of how much it will cost to Paint 'Trump Deportation Express' in gold on ships of that size.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No one can cook a hot pocket just right. It's always going to have parts that are entirely too hot and parts that are weirdly not hot at all.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was like, "Oh, I'd ace it" until you got to the part about having a friend. Now I'm sad.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do you think Eric Deters is getting a lot more email and texts asking him to pay off people's credit cards these days?
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes. There's never been a good soldier with a beard.
Standing portrait of US General Ulysses S. Grant.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah yes, the classic definition of socialism. I guess most multinational corporation executives are socialist then because they offshore a lot of stuff.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How did Arizona State get caught up in that particular group of "elite" universities?
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's practically 20. Let's just round up and call it 20.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People who don't want to learn or don't care if they learn are going to find the path of least resistance.
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the schools where I got a graduate degree had a big scandal where business students (particularly international students in this particular case) were collaborating on exams and papers that were supposed to be entirely self-prepared work.
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