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Ryan McDiarmid

@ryanmcdiarmid.com
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Cutscene Designer @ Riyo Games Narrative + Game Designer, Writer, Visual Artist. He/Him. Vancouver, BC. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Prev: Sky of Tides, Goodbye Volcano High, Hardspace: Shipbreaker ryanmcdiarmid.com

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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 19h
He puts so much weight on his neck when he does this it strains my wrist and I worry he’s gonna hurt himself. I can feel his windpipe and it’s purring like crazy.
Leap, big black cat, resting his neck in the crook between my thumb and pointer finger
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 29/09/2026
@rezllen.bsky.social that last tag reminded me that a friend made me this the other night for probably self-evident reasons
The Onion Sicko except his shirt says “sick” and his dialogue says “NO…cough cough…NO!” And he’s sad, also.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 28/09/2026
When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
Space marine with insanely wide and tall shoulder pads that go all the way down to his (also insanely wide-set) ankles, and a long nose
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 27/09/2026
Tried to both go broad & set a firm cutoff date for this one. Honorable mentions to Banjo-Kazooie & FFT.
Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness
Persona 3
Azure Dreams
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
Final Fantasy 9
Majora’s Mask
Westwood’s Blade Runner
Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 27/09/2026
Five ferrets trying to force their head through the same hole in a wooden door.

There is a dark souls text box reading “Join Covenant? (Abandons former covenant)”
With yes or no options
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 26/09/2026
Creaturebaby
Black cat in a lap with human arm around it. Creaturebaby.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 24/09/2026
Anonymized quote from discord boys’ chat

“Genuinely groundbreaking use of the human head”
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
He doesn’t know a single thing about Homestuck. He’s innocent in the eyes of God.
Black cat yawning with his mouth wide open in front of a large framed copy of the poster that came from backing the Homestuck game on Kickstarter
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
Yeah ok these whip. She can do no wrong.
Cholula branded Chamoy tropical ring mix gummies.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
Ultimate dopamine rush is making a post where the replies look like this.
ax krieger enters ph... @maxkrie... • 41s
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hall of famer right here

Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet • 1m
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lol


Anna
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it is TOO EARLY for this

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christ alive

Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social • 6m
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ryan
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
Innocent smiling reaction image with long lashes
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
...
just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
...
disco elysium roll
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 20/09/2026
Jeffrey Goldberg? The Israeli prison guard?
Jim Downey asking for clarification
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 18/09/2026
In this house we respect the flag.
Lune standing next to the waving flag of Expedition 69 with her head bowed and hands behind her back.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 16/09/2026
That’s crazy. Typical Persona fans.
Which Was Your Favourite Dialogue Option for the Protagonist?
1. nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little flower. you have to water me, youhave to use your pee
(3313 votes)
2. I Give Up, Samurai! (Playing along with Junpe) (2626 votes)*
3. Hey, baby (Trying to pick up Aigis during Operation Babe Hunt) (1120 votes)
4. It must be fate (Talking to Yukari on the first day of school) (890 votes)
5. A theatrical, intense "I'll be back." (Teaching Bebe) (538 votes)
6. I'm stealing your egg! (From Kenji's ramen) (342 votes)
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 14/09/2026
Check It Out
Me holding up my black cat Leap in a cardboard box with “check it out” written on a flap in sharpie
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 13/09/2026
Remember this lmao
Tweet from a Saudi group threatening Canada with their own 9/11

@infographic.ka
As the Arabic saying goes:
"He who interferes with what doesn't concern him finds what doesn't please him"
#SaudiArabia #Canada
Sticking one's nose where it doesn't belong!
As the Arabic saying goes:
"He who interferes with what doesn't concern him finds what doesn't please him"
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 12/09/2026
Put @caitlinroseboyle.com’s Drifter and Eris charms on my Salvation’s Edge bag.
Green tinted epoxy charms of the Destiny 2 characters Drifter and Eris attached to the zipper on a black messenger bag.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 12/09/2026
Oh, sure, I love Obra Dinn.
Stone corpse stuck to a wall with an anchor in place of its head and blood trailing down the stone behind it
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 11/09/2026
Ok but I know this one is gonna say they had a great time.
Screenshot from the game Expedition 33 with the text “Journal - Expedition 69”, which was presumably the fucking and sucking expedition.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 11/09/2026
Me and the bitches I pulled by being Goofy.
Kingdom Hearts Sora and Donald riding on Goofy’s shoulders.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 10/09/2026
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 10/09/2026
Democrats at toilet:
Gigi from The Sopranos dead from stress on the shitter
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 09/09/2026
Crazy that Nintendo leaked the 2028 DNC slogan.
NEVER STRIVE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 08/09/2026
I don't even like steelbooks but is it a recession indicator to do this instead of a steelbook?
ad for "Textured Foil Cover Art" edition for the Ocarina of Time remake
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 07/09/2026
Made Caitlin’s birthday dinner last night. Sockeye with maple mustard glaze, fingerling potatoes, and sichuan green beans.
Green plate with the front piece of a salmon fillet, halved fingerling potatoes, a slice of lemon, and green beans with small bits of pork on them.Can of field house citra mosaic dank cherry hazy ipa.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 06/09/2026
When it’s time to say goodbye to one of my friends for the day.
Screenshot of Donkey Kong and Paulina falling through a big tube. Paulina is saying “bye, weird fruit! You were fun!”
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 06/09/2026
We went out to Arcana afterwards and here are the cocktails I had in order. Best was either #1 (very savory and cumin-forward. Unique!) or #3 (very fruity).
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 06/09/2026
Out for dinner in advance of my beautiful, beloved wife’s birthday tomorrow. I love you @caitlinroseboyle.com !!
Smiling woman with brown hair sitting at the far end of a table. There is a a plate of tuna tataki and a pair of Japanese beer pints visible.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 03/09/2026
They should use the Talz more too. They don’t have much going on I just think they’re neat. I guess I’m just listing good Star Wars aliens now.
A Talz, a furry sloth-like mien, four big round black eyes, and a little micropenis-esque probiscus.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 02/09/2026
A friend pointed out something truly incredible.
The queen amidala lipstick really ties it all together
He's like a ukrainian-flag-in-bio guy but for Naboo
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/
Scar_of_remembrance
Wookieepedia
Scar of remembrance
The scar of remembrance was a vertical stripe of makeup in the center of the lower lip that symbolized the suffering endured by the Naboo people before the Great Time of Peace. [1] Some queens of...
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 02/09/2026
Made my first truly custom ZCom character tonight.
Steven Delicious, the Devaronian operator.

BACKGROUND
Zero Company's biggest fan. He got the embroidered jacket and tattoo before he joined. Hawks felt too bad to ask him to leave.

He’s wearing a bright orange shirt, headband, and pants, with black accents. He’s red skinned with black devil horns.
A closeup of Steven Delicious. He has a thin black mustache and orange eyes, with an orange tattoo on his lower lip.A shot of Steven Delicious from behind. He has a black zero tattooed on the back of his head, and an even bigger one embroidered on the back of his jacket.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 31/08/2026
lol. lmao.
Sora from Digimon
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 31/08/2026
Simpsons screenshot "Were you talking to me?" "No, my son is also named webp."
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 30/08/2026
Having a lot of fun with ZCom but I’m not even 10 hours in and this is the second time I’ve gotten softlocked so far. (Hawks stood up after a mission and immediately clipped into his desk)
Hawks from Zero Company clipping deep into his desk, his waist emerging like some sort of desk centaur.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 29/08/2026
TFW you’re the head of zero company and also frontman of The Goo Goo Dolls.
Hawke from Zero Company with big hair
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 29/08/2026
First party Nintendo prices make no sense to me at this point. Mario Kart also $109. Splatoon Raiders and Metroid Prime 4 $84.99. Pokopia and ZA at $99.99. Kirby and the Forgotten Land at $114.99. Did Nintendo hire PriceMaster or what.
Ad for physical edition of Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave at $109.99 CAD
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 29/08/2026
Feeling a deep oneness with the universe after seeing the top comment on this classic Reddit post for the first time.
Infamous Reddit post “Never been an art fan in my life. This street art by Eduardo Kobra makes emotional.” With a picture of a mural where yoda holds up a sign that says “stop wars” in Star Wars font. 

The top comment by PinkMrDoom reads “you have a brain the size of a fucking walnut”
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 25/08/2026
Laughed out loud at today’s alt text
Smoking can turn you Gen X even if you were born in 1996
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 23/08/2026
The poop river?
Jim Downey asks to clarify meme, an old man looking kind of confused at a mic with a headset on
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/08/2026
And you’re telling me there’s another 999 of these?
One of the many GECs that there are.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 17/08/2026
She has been slowly revolving around his box all day.
Big black cat in cardboard box, small black cat at 8 o’clockBig black cat in cardboard box, small black cat at 10 o’clockBig black cat in cardboard box, small black cat at 4 o’clock
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 17/08/2026
who wore it better
The Beatles from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 15/08/2026
DIVERSITY WIN: Gay little snowman is heterosexual
Discussing Film post declaring “Olaf is going to find love in ‘FROZEN 3’.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 13/08/2026
oh hey that's me
Tiny pixel portrait of me, with the words "RYAN" and "CUTSCENE DESIGNER" from Riyo Games' website.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 13/08/2026
Sleepy Black Forest ham
Burly the cat sleeping on Caitlin’s desk with her big belly out
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 12/08/2026
mama MIBA!
image of a yellow heart
JUSTICE
YELLOW SOUL - #FFFF00
Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted
* This was close. bravery finished 1.7 points behind. Slightly different answers may have yielded a different result.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 10/08/2026
Oh, like the sweatpants.
A sign outside a bar or restaurant that says “GIUSTI”
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 10/08/2026
Sticker on a bathroom wall reading “drive your plow over the bones of transphobes”. Someone has graffiti’d “and Ken Sim” at the bottom.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 09/08/2026
Metaphor Refantazio
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