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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 18h

One Hundred Years of Solitude The Count of Monte Cristo Clan of the Cave Bear

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"So, it seems you're in love with my newborn daughter. You see how this looks, right?"

Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in Primetime

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Remember when everyone pretended they thought the Girls line “I think I might be the voice of a generation” was a serious statement by Lena Dunham as an excuse to call her worse than Hitler? Inarritu is a guy who’d actually write that line for himself seriously.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My picks for the sixth ten Best Supporting Actress Oscars.🧵

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, I for one can't think of any reason to be worried about Simon Kinberg writing a big franchise movie.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’d say “Yes” and then hang up like Jerry.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Robert Pattinson will quite rightly get a lot of the attention for Primetime, but I urge everyone not to sleep on Merritt Wever. One of those times an actor you’ve seen around but never paid much attention to suddenly comes out with a performance you never dreamed of.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My picks for the fifth ten Best Supporting Actress Oscars.🧵

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sometimes I like thinking about how the last season of Game of Thrones devoted some of its precious limited time to assuring us Ed Sheeran's character had been horribly burned in last season's dragon attack and is now in constant agony.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Never heard of Sayolara before, and I’m going to be staying far away from it, like I do with Rick and Morty.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have a new super beloved movie BTS story upon learning that John Huston had to keep telling Jack Nicholson while making Prizzi's Honor "Remember, he's STUPID."

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Remember when they tried to argue having an account gave them the legal right to murder you? I think this will make people angrier.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Let me put it this way: trying to please all the fans gave us the ending of Mass Effect 3.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Currently trying to figure out if there's anything stopping me, as a published sci-fi writer, from throwing my hat in here.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Zach Cregger's Resident Evil is a total blast. A lean, mean action-horror romp that knows exactly why you're here and just gives it to you from beginning to end.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What's the matter, Sanders? Chicken?

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm having a lot of fun feeling morally superior to anyone who ever liked Ed Sheeran.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My picks for the fourth ten Best Supporting Actress Oscars.🧵

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The really crazy thing about the Hank Green situation is that the BETTER version for him is he’s cooked his brain so much with AI that he now just randomly blurts out “thanks for the pushback” like Professor Frink saying “glavin.”

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My picks for the third ten Best Supporting Actress Oscars.🧵

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I legit consider Minus One among the top movies ever made. My gut says a sequel can’t hope to match it, but then I remember Godfather 2 exists.

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Godzilla Minus Zero Trailer #1 (2026)

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

BRIEF TANGENT: Funny enough, speaking of Looney Tunes, the new Coyote vs. Acme movie actually *is* a good example of deconstruction. Spoilers for a kids movie but there's a moment where the screenwriting loudly broadcasts "this next moment is the allegory we've been building to."

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A little reminder that maybe the first ever trans character was from ancient India.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Darren Lynn Bausman found it so hilarious that he homaged it upon coming back to the series in Spiral.

Saw 3D: A flashback attempts to make Tobin Bell look younger by putting him in a backwards baseball cap.

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What GIF pops up when you type your name? I don’t hate this. He was actually the first time I learned there were other people with the name when I watched The Mickey Mouse Club.

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Ryan Gosling's 'Say What' Moment

ALT: Ryan Gosling's 'Say What' Moment

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Was your first thought after Ice Cube's War of the Worlds that there should be another movie just as embarrassingly bad that's mostly just one actor onscreen, this time with Gal Gadot? Well, your ship has come in, you sick bastard.

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The Runner - Official Trailer (2026) Gal Gadot

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Ryan Lohner (he/him) @ryanlohner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Share an unforgettable horror movie ending 🎥 😱 🖤

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